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Grab yourself a bag of plain chips and a medium diet soup and settle in with Vinnie Carruthers for a film no one's talked about since you were a corn's height to a cow's age. Look, this isn't about being anti-bird, it's about being pro-double-punch-to-the-fryhole. Keep flyin'. 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 Music by DJ Ominous Banjo

Come join us for the prequel to one of 6 scary movies Zoe has actually watched seen! Our priest Stephen Fry the Frito Pie and Sister Mary Leek star in a movie about what's proof of knowing somebody. Music by DJ Gray, Gooey, Long-finger-and-claw-having Hand

Welcome to the Xander xone! Here it is, the ur-2Stupid, the single best film ever created. Featuring the Nightmare Before Christmas Europe door, a classic big-dick-off, and snake locomotion. Music by DJ Dick Hotchkiss

Kicking off season 3 with a legit 2Scary! Zoe, the mayor of babytown and in possession of not even one Staffany, had to take a days-long break from Charlotte's too-evocative telling. It wasn't because of "Mommy's with the maggots now" or even "titty-suckin' parasites" -- but the fly. You know what happens with the fly. Music by DJ Dead by Dawn

Suit up in your glitch camo and get ready to moderate some comments for your country fandom! The USS Waxahatchee wants you to squat your brothers and enjoy a single cadet Kelly reference. That's black ops baybeeeeeee! Music by DJ The Most Face  

Despite the idyllic setting of Corntown's Home for Tiny Niblets, this Shutter original really got Charlotte saying quan feef about the screepy carecrow. Zoe cannot understand the concept of a bush party for children but that's alright because she's getting out of this town to go to Weed University, derp! US-corn! US-corn! US-corn! US-corn! US-corn!  Music by DJ Ominous Russel

In which Zoe tries to break the world record for saying the word "like" and strange things happen with containers: a briefcase of homosexuality, a bucket of rubber chickens, a cocked hat, etc. Big apology to Seen Been / Sean Bean / Shaun Bhaun but he really was breathing way too much. Music by DJ Not Weird, French

Schlorp under the bed and get yourself a little bag of coal snacks, it's time to cure a bad case of the bad swings by girlbossing too close to the sun over at Vatican U. If you're confused, check the Australian Internet because runs backwards. Consider seraching for cutiefixes, leaving a baby hangin' in utero, and the single worst hair you've ever heard of. Music by DJ Little Piss Freak

 It's not all teeth in this one (even though the teeth are a big part of the mouth). You got French Beetlejuice's friend getting pennies out of a washing machine. How many? So glad you asked. EIGHTY THOUSAND!  Music by DJ Memories of the Movie Blowjob

Welcome back to season 2 of 2S2S! What do you call a group of crows that started a metal band?  As the animals squeezed into the mitten in The Mitten, so the Russian sleep experiment, a snowman at the window, bread in the Twizzlers, and Aaron Samuels squeezed into this episode. Music by DJ Manslaughter

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E15 of Airwolf in which Zoe becomes a guns' rights activist after logging on to spyrankings.com and Charlotte reveals their Varby colors. It's a great Japorious Day. Music by...

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E18 of Airwolf in which we use our bottom arms to pick up a little toffee Oreo while String finally gets a real beard. Music by DJ Coffe Enema

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E21 of Airwolf in which Charlotte reveals themself to be the Catman and Zoe is Bobcat Jacket. We didn't make it to the top, but we made it. Music by DJ Rudy https://www.youtu...

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. TW for baby/Harley Quinn voice Today's episode covers S03E14 of Airwolf in which we welcome Pisces season and find out that Charlotte's dad is the inventor of Dr. Pepper and horses. String-Top Hawk Fe...

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E13 of Airwolf in which Dr. Frank the Helicopter Doctor falls into the clutches of our knowing his name. Note: We used the male interaction scale to rate this episode. Music...

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E12 of Airwolf in which we take a big load down the mountain to the Dragon City pinball arcade to work out in our jeans. Music by DJ Miss Bullet Golden Triangle  

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E11 of Airwolf in which we call your mom from the children town. Music by DJ Carboard Monitor Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E09 of Airwolf in which we learn it takes more courage......... to live. Music by DJ Some Old Lady's Cow Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E08 of Airwolf in which we are outfoxed by a Mongoose who left their card at a crime scene. Music by DJ Freako Sadist Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E06 of Airwolf in which a wide-holed net pulls up some bank pneumatic tubes, we learn about space from Siri and Dom tries to IM. Music by DJ Sieve Episode artwork by Lyle Fri...

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E04 of Airwolf in which the Google Witch joins the IRA. Music by DJ KW Ran Out of DJ Names Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E02 of Airwolf in which there is a second Airwolf!!!!!!!!!!!!! Music by DJ KW Ran Out of DJ Names Episode artwork by Lyle Friendman

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E01 of Airwolf in which one person acting and fake noses get their due. Take off your purple tie, pour yourself 16 inches of wine, and enjoy. Music by DJ Lady Ballsaton Episo...

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S02E22 of Airwolf in which we continue the kids in jail season getting some homophones going, wearing an armclet and enjoying some Cookie-based jokes. This episode works a milli...

It's Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte's patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980's action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S02E19 of Airwolf in which we forget about espionage and get nothing, not even net. Featuring ugly sandwiches and mishel detective siminsins. Music by DJ Frisson Episode artwork...