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2 Guys Moan in a Car | A Movie Review Podcast

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2 Guys Moan in a Car is a brutally honest movie podcast where two mates watch a film at the cinema, get straight back into the car, hit record, and say exactly what they think. No Prep. No Structure. No pretending to be film critics. Most episodes revolve around moaning about bad movies, but what a film’s genuinely good - we’ll tell you. Expect raw first impressions, half-finished thoughts, detailed tangents and a healthy dose of quite dark humour. If you’re easily offended, this isn’t for you. If you want polished review, this isn’t for you. If you’re just here for a laugh - strap in.

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006: undertone | A new favourite horror movie?! 20.04.2026 1:33:15

WARNING: SPOILERS (AND DARK HUMOUR) AHEAD. Welcome back to 2GMIAC! In this episode we review Undertone, which achieved something rarely seen in horror... IT ACTUALLY SCARED US! Instead of relying on the usual jump scares and clichés, it keeps things tense, uncomfortable, and genuinely unsettling in a way that had us properly on edge. What starts as a rare positive review turns into us diving throu...

005: They Will Kill You | Turns out they don't... 20.04.2026 1:27:30

WARNING: SPOILERS (AND DARK HUMOUR) AHEAD. Welcome back to 2GMIAC! In this episode we review They Will Kill You, which - despite the title - doesn’t quite live up to its promise. What starts as a straightforward review quickly turns into us questioning the film’s logic, Matt revealing some very questionable areas of expertise, and a series of conversations that drift into topics we probably should...

004: 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple | Cocks, Fingers and Zombies 14.03.2026 1:26:37

WARNING: SPOILERS (AND DARK HUMOUR) AHEAD. Welcome back to 2GMIAC! In this episode we review 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple , which kicks off with an unexpected amount of nudity before we eventually get around to discussing the film itself. Along the way we spiral into how we’d survive a zombie apocalypse, what a properly defended farm should look like, and some very questionable escape plans inv...

003: Cold Storage | Stranger Things meets The Last of Us (but more boring) 07.03.2026 1:09:09

WARNING: SPOILERS (AND DARK HUMOUR) AHEAD. Welcome back to 2GMIAC! In this episode we review Cold Storage (2026), which we found to be a strange mix of Stranger Things and The Last of Us … just with a lot less happening. What starts as a fairly straightforward review quickly spirals into a deeply concerning conversation about Matt’s doctor visits and whether he might have been unintentionally groo...

002: Send Help | Survival scenarios, trust issues, and bad ideas 04.02.2026 1:02:54

WARNING: SPOILERS (AND DARK HUMOUR) AHEAD. Welcome back to 2GMIAC! In this episode we review Send Help (2026), and quickly spiral into some… interesting topics. Alongside the film, we somehow end up discussing ageing-related medical issues, plane crash survival, and what would really happen if we were stranded on an island together - a conversation that gets uncomfortable far quicker than it shoul...

001: Mercy | Bad acting meets The Human Centipede 28.01.2026 1:27:58

WARNING: SPOILERS (AND DARK HUMOUR) AHEAD. In our very first episode of 2GMIAC, we review Mercy (2026), attempt to act out a scene (badly), and quickly derail into some deeply questionable “would you rathers” revolving around Human Centipede territory. It’s unfiltered, dark-humoured, and a strong indication of how quickly things can go off the rails. A great first glimpse of what's to come......