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⁠💜 Get your Ad Free & BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ Mike and Dylan lose it over the most unhinged red flag confessions, secret photo discoveries, and family chaos comedy has ever covered. This episode is an absolute rollercoaster: a girlfriend's exhaustive red flag list turns into a full autopsy of her boyfriend's every hesitation, an IT worker's confession about a coworker's secret folder gets...

⁠💜 Get your Ad Free & BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠⁠ Mike and Dylan lose it over chaotic betrayal stories, wild confessions, and one dental hygiene nightmare that nobody saw coming... From a best friend who threw a secret birthday party to steal the boyfriend (Marilyn Monroe dress and all) to a college girlfriend who went full detective after her man vanished to San Diego with a mystery surfing...

⁠💜 Get your Ad Free & BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ Mike and Dylan lose their minds over this Crystal with the Blue Hair-curated episode packed with outrageous, funny, and genuinely unbelievable internet stories and they were not prepared for a single one. A Navy guy comes home from deployment to discover his fiancé secretly bought a house using his money and now won't let him live in it. A...

⁠💜 Get your Ad Free & BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ Mike and Dylan go off over a pile of unhinged Reddit stories, from a con artist Pokemon legend to the most untouchable coworker alive. This one runs the full spectrum. The guys react to a Pokemon theme song legend who allegedly conned a couple of kids out of a card, break down an Australian firefighter who got dragged through the comments for...

⁠💜 Get your Ad Free & BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ Mike and Dylan completely lose it over four of the messiest stories to ever land in their feed and none of them disappoint. First up: a woman teaching English in Japan accidentally blows up her married boss's affair with one of his students. Spoiler: Dave did not take it well. Then: a girlfriend goes to a wedding, cancels her hotel to stay at...

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⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ Mike and Dylan completely lose it over seven certified unhinged stories including a stepdad who thought he'd lost his daughter forever and a Periods for Pricks PowerPoint that changed everything. You can also check out the more wild comedy podcast " ⁠⁠ Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama ⁠⁠ " or stick with the more Reddit driven podcast you've grown to love. Episode...

⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ Funny doesn't even cover this episode. Mike and Dylan tear apart 19 certified chaotic "Today I F**ked Up" stories from Reddit and absolutely lose their minds. This episode covers the full spectrum of human catastrophe. From a girlfriend who sets up a Tinder for her boyfriend to boost his confidence and watches him immediately use it to cheat, to a bank tell...

⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ From a guy who cured his fear of the dark by sexualizing his basement monster (and now can't watch horror movies without getting turned on), to a 19-year-old who shaved his butt, secretly entered a girls' friend group "best butt competition," and then found out his friend had sent him a Snapchat of the winner… it was his. Then there's the wedding guest who...

⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ Mike and Dylan go completely off on ten unhinged Reddit stories — including a micro influencer with 15K followers demanding free coffee upgrades, a stepdad who thought cutting a teenager's hair was a good idea for a punishment, and the most romantically chaotic husband on the internet... Two best friends. Unfiltered takes. Absolutely no chill. This episode...

⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ Mike and Dylan lose it completely over one of the most chaotic lineup of stories they've ever had in a single episode and they go pretty far out into dem weeds doing it. First up: a 25-year-old man wants to fix the relationship between his controlling mom and his girlfriend: a woman his mom rejects because she's "too short," went to the wrong school, has to...

⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ Mike and Dylan go over an absolutely chaotic week kidney stones, a broken ankle a teacher ignored, and a mom in the hospital and that's before the stories even start. This episode features some of the most delusional behavior the guys have ever reacted to: a new wife who threw away 18 year old videotapes meant for a daughter who lost her mom at 2 (and calle...

⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ TIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 — Welcome to Two Daddies, Judging Baddies00:01:00 — Mothman Short Film & Famous Friends Casting00:03:50 — Story 1: Parking Spot Petty Revenge (Iced Windshield)00:09:19 — Story 2: Ex's Karma Moment — The Universe Showed Up00:20:24 — Story 3: The Nursery Horror Story Begins00:29:00 — Story 3 Update: Slap, Destruction, Divorce00:36:30 —...

⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ TIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 — Welcome Back & Intro Chaos00:01:42 — Big Announcement: Going Once-A-Week00:05:00 — Story 1: Different Rules for Different Guys00:09:30 — Meet "Gabe" and the Two-Month Wait00:15:40 — Story 1 Updates: Reddit Commenters Start a War00:22:00 — Vocabulary Hall of Shame ("Fortnite," "Thrice," "A Fortnite")00:29:30 — Victor vs. Victim (Dyl...

⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ Mike and Dylan completely lose it over the most unhinged collection of chaos we've had in a while — a $18,500 cheese wheel that destroyed a man's relationship and got him evicted, and a guy who secretly decided he and his best friend were dating for an entire year. This episode is genuinely something. A Canadian man bought a 140-pound wheel of 21-year-old c...

Mike and Dylan go completely off over five absurdly chaotic Reddit stories — secret mockery blogs, a mother who wore a bridal dress to her son's wedding, and one of the greatest revenge moves we've ever heard. Get exclusive bonus episodes of the podcasts!💜 Patreon https://patreon.com/MikeandDylan Mike and Dylan go completely off over five absurdly chaotic Reddit stories — secret mockery blogs, a...

Mike and Dylan go completely off over four unhinged Reddit stories and cannot contain themselves — chaos fully incoming. ⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ Four stories. One episode. Zero chill. Mike and Dylan react to a guy whose girlfriend seriously considered taking a free vacation with her ex , a pagan woman who refuses to reveal her secret "soul name" to her long-term boyfriend because...

Mike and Dylan go completely off on six unhinged stories — and one of them ends with a paternity twist nobody saw coming. ⁠⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠⁠ This episode has it all: a woman using a psychotic episode as her get-out-of-jail-free card, a guy journaling his own Instagram addiction and sharing it with his girlfriend daily (we can't stop laughing), a cousin who trash-talks three...

Mike and Dylan completely lose it over ball science, a secret $3,000 stash, the greatest strip club breakup we've ever heard, and one Kenyan woman standing her ground. Comedy chaos from open to close. ⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ Mike kicks things off by going full incognito mode to answer life's most pressing question — why do balls be tight, but then be loose? — and somehow they end...

Mike and Dylan completely lose it over four of the most chaotic stories they've ever read — and yes, one involves a fake Nicole. ⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ A guy works overtime for 35 years to put his kids through college, finally takes a normal schedule, and his family calls him lazy. Mike and Dylan are very calm about this. Very. Calm. Then a workplace nightmare story where a demot...

Unhinged stories hit different when Mike and Dylan are reacting — and Episode 123 is absolutely not the exception... ⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ This week, four stories walk in and only chaos walks out. First: a woman finds out her "friend" slid into her husband's DMs — and her reaction is peak secured-woman energy. Then we get into a three-part Reddit saga where a college student hoo...

⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ You can also check out the more wild comedy podcast " ⁠⁠ Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama ⁠⁠ " or stick with the more Reddit driven podcast you've grown to love. SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT: Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts! 💜 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon BONUS EPISODES⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ☕ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Mike and Dylan go completely off over the most comedically chaotic episode of the week. ⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ Starting with a mom who secretly eloped with her daughter's fiancé's dad and then had the audacity to say the wedding's off. Dylan has a full unhinged conspiracy theory about it. Mike can't stop laughing. And then things somehow get weirder from there. This episode has a...

Mike and Dylan lose their minds over the most unhinged Reddit stories ever dropped in one episode... and honestly, nobody warned us about any of this. 💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ First up: a husband who poops so many times a day, one hour per session with a post poop shower, at every critical parenting moment like clockwork. Morning wake-up? Gone. Bath time? Gone. Bedtime? You guessed...

Mike and Dylan go completely off on the most chaotic Reddit lineup yet — funny, unfiltered, and zero chill. Let's go. 💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ A woman needs to tell her boyfriend he requires a smaller condom without destroying his ego. A girl tells her boyfriend she "sometimes misses the freedom of being single" — he dumps her on her birthday and cancels the Niagara Falls trip. Then...