2 Bros and a Beard

After a bit of a break we return with updates! Where were we? Which global viruses did we contract? Which movies have we seen in the meantime? What’s a new depressing song? Even though in the last episode we talked about airports and airplanes, in this episode we take a break from those. All of the most burning questions you must have will be answered, and more in this episode.

Airplanes, probably the most important transportation vehicle known to man. Taking us from one side of the world to another, and making our ears feel inside out for the rest of our vacation. Why on god's green earth did they attach these wonderful machines inside such unholy places? Airports, Hades on earth. Where laws are forgotten and the slightest movement will get you searched in the TSA. Like...

Why do we have some many weird ways of referring to the devil’s tango? If you think that one is weird, then tune in to hear much more about the euphemisms, talking about the topic with kids, and having kids. Things get deeper trust me, as we delve into how we want to raise our kids, and our own relationships with our parents. Careful not to call your parents by their first names, like ever, and tu...

Everyone has different experiences, some not at all, with moving. Taking all your crap and moving it to another place is rough. The packing, the leg work, but most importantly, the adjustment to a new space. Especially as a kid, changing locations with a hyperactive imagination can lead to interesting experiences growing up. Some people don’t even think twice about it and grow up without any of th...

Eid Mubarak everyone! On this episode of the podcast we talk about Eid. What Eid is, our previous Eids, what we do, and how our Ramadan went overall. Eid is like Christmas for muslims except we can’t get the school time off. It is a time of celebration and love, but most importantly FOOD. Stocking back up on everything you missed during Ramadan, and gaining any weight you probably lost during your...

Whenever life gets boring, Ramadan always finds a way to make things feel interesting. Staying up late and talking with friends till suhoor, or sleeping all day to avoid the sunlight. Pretty much becoming a vampire, except not even blood. In this episode we talk about our experiences in Ramdans past, and how our current Ramadan is going. Join us as we try to keep our sleep deprived minds awake and...

Have you had a taste of the new beer hitting stores near you? No? Neither did we, but we did have the next best thing: Liquid Death Mountain Water. This episode is the second in our month of Ramadan/Muslim themed episodes. This time round we did a basic overview of what Ramadan is, why it is important, and the basics of what you should know about it. Join us as we recall our Ramadan experiences, a...

This week marks the beginning of the Muslim month of Ramadan. For the podcast we decided to use the month, and our constant hunger to make Ramadan/Muslim themed episodes. This first one is a basic intro into all things Muslim. Just a basic tasting of little aspects about Muslim life that you might not see in your everyday. How we grew up, how our countries impacted our lives, how we speak, how we...

A new debate has taken over the social sphere… or door rather? Doors vs wheels, which are there more of? In this episode we try to make an attempt to figure out what exactly is a door, and what constitutes a wheel. Is a gear a wheel with teeth? Are cabinets doors? Lots of questions, very easy to sound crazy. Spring break is a fickle thing. Sometimes the break feels like an eternity, and sometimes...

Tasers are hard to come by. We all look at the belts of police officers in awe with their cool gadgets as they walk by. As it happens, there is a more local source for high tech weaponry at the disposal of young kids. Shock pens, easily accessible from your nearest book fair. With it, you can interrogate your friends, bully your rivals, and acquire status and infamy. For the guy on the other end o...

Does beast boy count as an adult yet? Asking for a friend. If you were Ant Man, would you go up Thano’s butt? Would you marvel at Mrs. Marvel? In this episode, we sort superheroes into a smash or pass. Heroes from both DC and Marvel, everyone is on the table. There are some tough calls to make, and some interesting takes along the way. For example, where do you sort Groot in this whole situation?...

There are people who think deep, but then, there are people who think REAL DEEP. Noticing things, and asking questions that most people don’t. On the complete other side of that spectrum, we finally discuss The Long Long Man, and the adventure that we went on the other day to find him. Join us as we overanalyze and question way too much, getting ourselves into holes deeper than we know how to clim...

You know when you find The One. They light up your world, they make you feel special, and they make your days feel brighter. Well, certain days are more important than others, and make the others not really matter. Valentine's day is one of those days, where all the worth in your relationship is tested. This episode we talk about valentines day, our connections to birthdays and anniversaries, why...

Have you ever said yes to something innocently, and gotten a full time chore out of it. Being good at something is another way to immediately get stuck with chores. Suddenly you stop liking it the way you used to. Chai is a complex flavor in tea, and there are many different ways to make it. This episode, we directly compare chai tea from Dutch Bros and Starbucks, talk about some weird experiences...

Broke college students do many weird things to make money: Uber eats, wait tables, sell their bodies for science. But they also use money in the weirdest ways. Even after college public speaking tends to be a skill in the blind spot of most adults. It really comes in handy however when you need to present your case to a police officer. Today we discuss the lab studies we’ve done, money saving sche...

There are some things that we can all enjoy. Ice hitting hard pavement, messing around with a bucket in a pool. Dudes in particular find enjoyment in oddly simple and benign things. In this episode we talk about our attitudes towards things like shopping, and the simple things that bring us joy. Something oddly simple, hard to describe, and powerful are childhood crushes. And we have had a bunch....

Do the back of your eyeballs ever hurt? Did you recently lose a sizable chunk of hair? If so, you might wanna see a doctor. We however, just went on with our days. The new year is upon us, before we could even really process 2020. This is a year for change. Maybe. Selling an organ here, or donating blood there. There's always opportunities to accomplish your goals! Here's to 2022, and some hot gir...

When one steps up to a toilet, there are a lot of options on how to execute. Some, more pleasant than others. It's not a perfect system, and can be kind of confusing. Speaking of, how do you think Spider-Man goes to the bathroom? There's just no better way to fold clothes than the way stores do. Unfortunately it means that it's also a really complicated fold that is difficult for normal people. Ev...

We hate spoiled things, milk, food, and MOVIES. Something else we are spoiling is our sleep and maybe even our teeth? This episode we discuss The Game Awards, weird gaming ads, movie spoilers, proper whetstone usage techniques, and what to do when the grind stops. Its weird going from having no time and working all the time, to having so much time and nothing to do with it. Think about it, when yo...

Today we go off cuff. With no real starting topic, we discuss going to the gym during COVID, engineering of all types, curing diseases, what we think are ways to innovate in the world. There are a lot of problems, and plenty of dumb solutions for them. Can two bearded bros figure out what professionals and academics have spent their whole lives trying to do. Maybe?

Grab your tin foil hats, cause in this episode we go through some of the biggest conspiracy theories in recent years. Spanning from the US, to the galaxy. It's enlightening sometimes to suspend one’s belief and see how other people think about the world. From the Bermuda Triangle to other polygons like the Illuminati. There may or may not be life out there in the universe, but in this episode, the...

There are a lot of movies right now that kinda seem like pointless remakes. You know what else is a pointless remake, Sparkling water. Well maybe. Hop in the shower with us as we discuss the merits of sparkling water, and whether singing in the shower is weirder than having mock interviews in it.

Be honest now, were you a Sparknotes student or did you actually read the book? Did you notice bathrooms tend to look the same, and so do most other things in franchise restaurants? Would you shoot your shot with a stranger at the airport? Join us as we come to find that we are all just fish looking for the best hook to bite. If the hooks were tinder dates and strangers' conversations.

Learning about yourself can be rough. There might be some stuff you realize for the first time, or things you’d rather not think about. Luckily, in this episode, we take the Myers Briggs test FOR you, and help you get to know our mind’s inner workings a bit more. Join us as we question ourselves way too many times, and realize that we aren’t good at talking about our feelings.

Sweet. Salty. Savory. Umami. Long ago, everyone ate in harmony. Then everything changed when someone put pineapple on pizza. Only the 2 bros, the ones with the beards could stop it. But when the world needed them most, they missed the release day. In this episode we discuss food controversies. The ones that make our blood boil, or the ones that make your food taste even better. Edible or dreadable...