2 Bros and a Beard

We all make bad choices. Decisions that stay with us for the rest of our lives. This was not a bad choice, but it definitely stuck with us for a long while after. In this episode we talk about the second half of our Boston trip. How we went to a BlackPink concert (again), Got distracted by the beauty in New York, and had some wild times trying to get some gyro platters. 

We’ve gone to Boston! In this episode we go over the first half of our trip in Boston. We spill the tea in the harbor, and go over our reliance on a single bathroom to hold back 4 guys in one apartment. Sleeping on the floor, eating briny oysters, and a bathroom review of all of Boston, are just some of the highlights. 

You’re walking on a hot paved road. To your left and right, you see animals from all different places, as a bead of water drops from the cup you're holding onto your shirt. Maybe you’re in an arcade, and there is a thin layer of dust covering all the machines, above a retro carpet patterned with squiggles of neon. Maybe you're at a carnival, and the scent and feel of oil are in the air as...

Poetry is a language of the heart. It speaks to us all, but do we ever reply. Yet ours aches, and pains, and we always wonder why? When there is a salve to soothe, and a balm to calm, we throw it away and ignore the psalm. And when hope is needed, and help is near, to instagram dm’s the podcast will go. An answer may never return, nobody knows. But to nourish the soul, and the heart along too, a s...

When two random dudes from Dallas make the same content as Dua Lipa and Rhett and Link ,something is a little off. It's weird to think that the 2 people who made this podcast are anything but regular folks. Titles like content creator, and influencer are…really off putting to say the least. And yet here we are, MAKING content and living in a world where there are more content creators being…cr...

The gym is a jungle. Sweaty-jungle, where gains are made of. Lifting heavy objects, and getting lifted by classical music don’t usually go together, but today it does. Friends are a good reason to get into the gym. Sometimes the only reason. Not to mention the possibility of making a movie moment, and loose coordination from the elbows down. Music is an incredibly powerful tool, at home, at the gy...

It's the seasonal Ibrahim’s house episode. Here we do a lot of catching up, along with a breakdown of how our summer has been going. Spoiler alert, not that crazy. Whether it's been burning time with movies, hanging out, or just being outside summer has been a hot blur. To make it hotter, we went to a hot pot (which was a first for a lot of us) and made some Nashville hot fried chicken as...

WELCOME to season 2 of Two Bros and A Beard. We don’t miss a beat at all in this first episode and are right back to the same nonsense we are always about. Accompanied by some soothing LoFi music, we discuss the recent AI craze, and how ChatGPT knows a lot about us -  along with boiling eggs and lawn mowing strategies. Join us in this home-making, cozy, season 2 pilot episode. 

Welcome to the last episode in season one of the Two Bros and A Beard podcast. Join us in this episode as we take a walk down memory lane, and the last year or so of making season one.  Old titles, behind the scenes stories, and funny jokes, all melancholically reminisced. Thank you so much for listening and we hope to see you in more episodes in the future. Till season 2! 🥂

Within the blink of an eye, Texas can cycle between all of the seasons at once. Recently there was a storm that made us forget a few days before it was near freezing winter. This got us thinking about clothes, and specifically the struggle for dressing for the weather. Dressing in general, and as you are growing is very tough, especially while your parents are picking out your clothes for you. We...

Where did milk come from? Really? Like think about it. Who saw a cow and was like, “yeah imma milk dat”. While you’re pondering, ever wonder where suits came from? Who invented them? Nah, neither do we, but in today's episode we jump down this rabbit hole to find out the truth. Along the way we discuss mythologies. Next time you’re considering Pluto as not a real planet, think twice because it is...

Picture the ideal date. Where you wanna go? Who you wanna go with? What would be best to do with that person? There’s a lot of factors, and everyone has their own perfect date in their mind. Well everyone except us I guess. In this episode of the podcast we try to fabricate some, while also considering other aspects of dating. Relationships, marriage, culture, formality, the big boy stuff. Help us...

As usual, the exam season has taken us away from podcasting for a bit. This episode we catch y’all up on what you missed and why we were gone. Lots of things to cover and all so important. Like really important. We promise. No procrastination or coffee breaks were done during the making of this podcast. Also since we missed it: Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, and Happy New Year!

Horror is hard to nail down. It’s not just all screams and loud noises. Real life horror however doesn’t have a high threshold to be scary. Twitter blowing up, and someone finding their way into your house are both pretty scary. The scariest of all though has to be a friend peeing in your pool, outside your pool. If you look into the world and have been seeing things that don’t add up, things popp...

This year…Halloween happened a little differently. And by differently I mean not at all. As expected by most, Halloween is a tradition adults don’t know how to celebrate. As we get older it kinda just dies off, at least we hope not, but that's how this year went. INSTEAD, we treated our Octobers to a new musical experience. For some, their first concerts, and others their first introduction to K-p...

Honestly, who invented so many words for the English dictionary? If words had to compete based on their usage, then we wouldn’t have a problem like we did in this episode. Thoughts are hard to keep track of. Some of us have a lot, and some of us are Ibrahim, so it helps to write them down sometimes ya know? To stay cognisant? Now, thoughts go too far when you’re suddenly doing calculus in your dre...

Time has an effect on us all. Particularly in this episode on our music tastes and opinions. This episode we look back at older music from our childhoods, and see what changed, and what trends were there then versus now. Where’d mumble rap come from? Where is the whistle and why does he want it blown? Some songs we know like the back of our hand, and others had meanings we never realized till it w...

They say that when a butterfly flaps its wings… weird stuff happens. In today’s episode we discuss our own butterfly moments. Times where our lives could’ve gone a different way and changed forever from a simple tweak to the timeline. We also discuss some of the current twitch developments and some other observations about internet culture. Join us as we break the meta, and over analyze our lives...

This episode is full of updates. Life updates, production quality updates, and phone updates as well. From animals we dreamed of having as kids, to the latest and not so new technology coming out, we discuss it all. Grab your iPhone 47, and your favorite animal as a present this episode of the podcast.

Asad returns from his vacation sandier than ever! After going to 3 cities in Iraq and 2 cities in Iran, he still mixes up their names, and has a new orange tan to boot. He politely tries to skirt around religious talk, while narrating an entirely religious trip. Exciting stories, airport reviews, and cultural diffusivity all lie in wait in this next episode of the podcast.

Ibrahim returns from his vacation! We discuss the trip there, some of the things he did in LA, and really peer into the mind of someone who's gone to a theme park for the first time in their 20s. Beaches, new cities, and Ibrahim’s new liking of casual golf playing, are all on the table in this episode of the podcast.

What time is breakfast? Is it the food you eat, or the position of the sun as you eat that food? Is it the first meal you eat that day? We definitely don’t know, but in this episode of the podcast we try to throw some ideas at the wall and see what sticks. Cereal comes in all shapes, sizes, and artificials dyes, but we all know the ones that have a special place in our hearts. Later in the episode...

Thought experiments are only fun if there are two things. Consequences for super cool benefits, and spelling mistakes. Would you press the button is the epitome of these qualities. Apocalypses come in all shapes and sizes. Big ones, small ones, long ones, ones that have fire, ones that have death bots. There’s many to choose from. In this episode we tackle some hard questions from the button, whil...

Space. The final… yada yada yada. It’s a wack place. Very big, very scary, but also very alluring and intriguing. Content these days is becoming more and more automatic. Sometimes you don’t need to make anything yourself, just eat cereal and watch someone else do something. In this episode we discuss space, travel and colonization, and reaction content. Grab your favorite snack and react to our re...

Everyone wants to go on vacation, but there is never a person who wants to plan the actual event itself. Finding places to sleep, places to go, ways to save money, it really is a stress to organize. Sometimes even after putting in the work to plan it all the idea dies in the group chat and is never seen again. In this episode we discuss vacations! Where we’ve been, the process of going, what it’s...