2 Broke Twimbos

It's happening! This is not a drill! You can finally return to your routines, Dan & Phil are BACK with that fresh new-new!! Dan is a father now, and he has profound wisdom to share, like "new parents are tired". The boys even get to talk about sport, like Formula 1 coming back to Africa (surprise it's Rwanda!) and what punishment should Manchester City get for cheating for over a decade? Oh an...

Ahoy to you comrades and property owners! The boys are back with a bumper episode! This one has everything, from a deep dive on the trending Lindsay Clancy situation, to an analysis of Zim events like Kabza de Small club nights, and Teen Fest's with... worrying headliners, to rugby teams living in ghost houses, worrying things all round, but nevertheless, enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twi...

Fellow comrades and non-receivers of vehicular gifts, the 2 Broke Twimbos are back once again to knock down global ignorance with the sledgehammer of podcasting! This week, the pair discuss the terrible tragedy of the Kariba Ferry, the ongoing InDrive wars between Harare City Council and e-hailing service users, Thomas Mapfumo beefing with his nephew, why we’re still going to have to go through th...

The 2 Broke Twimbos have formally put forward their interest to FIFA in buying stakes in the World Cup. This episode of the podcast also explores the aftermath of Zimfest in the UK, the postponement of HIFA (which should have been happening as we speak), the mining of gold in someone’s back yard and Dan finally watched The Odyssey in full IMAX (as Nolan intended). Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2...

Ladies, gentlemen and AI agents! Welcome to another episode of the only podcast that should be listened to in IMAX 70mm (as Dan & Phil intended). The boys are back and Dan shares his experience with Hermes, while Phil shares his experience with Odysseus. Also, what's going on with Holy Ten? We speak to the Queen of Skies about her trip on Air Zimbabwe to London. And your tech ombudsmen break d...

Well fry that patty up and slap it between 2 black buns because the 2 Broke Twimbos are back! Dan & Phil celebrate the new Recording Academy Class of 2026 before checking out updates on the Lebo M v Learnmore Jonasi case, and some follow-up discussions on the anti-immigrant marches in South Africa. Then, is Thomas Mapfumo in the wrong for accepting a millie? What's going on with this Ndodana M...

We have a new episode, Thank The Patrons! (Some of them) Dan & Phil return with some spirited debates about many important issues: from the anti-immigration protests in South Africa to protests against reality TV shows in Zimbabwe. Should Zimbabwean events boycott South African artists? Should you sell your parent's housse for Fable 5? Should you just build an underground bunker? All these que...

Boys & Girls, everything is alright again, the 2BT boys are back with another sports science analysis of the World Cup to date. Dan & Phil examine some moral (and magical) quandaries arising from the football, some questions about the music industry like why did Lizzo go triple paper clip? And what is going on with Credo V Daniels and his suspicious music? And of course, the tech ombudsmen...

Go sports! Yay team! Dan & Phil are back for a fresh new instalment of your favourite dedicated Jonasi-hater themed podcast. In this episode of 2 Broke Twimbos, the dynamic duo react to the viral sensation that is Sue Nyathi's Netfilx-adaptation of her book The Polygamist, then they review the experience of the World Cup so far. There's room to wax lyrical as tech ombudsmen about the big AI co...

New episode! Dan & Phil return with a fresh episode of a podcast that did not get a visa to discuss World Cup stuff, but will anyway. There's some stuff to catch up on, the technical stuff you've come to expect from these erudite savants, like Miss Universe and Love Island. But also South Africa vs Mexico, and a deep dive into the SpaceX IPO and the state of AI and tech. Fun times. Enjoy! Subs...

Another week of Hormuz problems, but we don't even notice because, that also means it's another week of 2BT to listen to on public transport. Dan & Phil are back to talk about AI in music videos (Winky D what is you doing??), the concerning build-up to the World Cup, tech ombudsman stuff and a lot more! Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep u...

CHAMPIONES! CHAMPIONES! OLE OLE OLE!! Sorry not sorry, this is a celebration episode! Dan celebrates his beloved Arsenal, and there's a bit of a chat around the spat between Plot Mhako and Lady Kuda, about age vs being in touch with the streets. But mostly it's a celebration! Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this l...

Fellow Hantavirus survivors! Behold, a brand new episode of the podcast that can only be described as a treasure available to all who search deep within the crevices of The Trabablas Exchange. It's a short & sweet one, Dan & Phil spotlight some Zimbabweans doing it big before examining some questions about the career paths and branding surrounding Miss Universe Zimbabwe 2026. Also, some cl...

Blue Button pressers and I suppose Red Buttoners as well, welcome to the return of the pod, Dan & Phil link up for a brand new episode of your favourite non-xenophobic podcast. This week: Game Theory, Luke Tawanda Philemon Humba, ZIMRA paints a target on social media influencers who are making money, an attempt at a balanced discussion around the rise of xenophobia attacks in South Africa and....

Dragged kicking and screaming, Dan & Phil bring you another episode of your favourite post-Hormuz podcast. The 2BT are back with updates on Jorginho vs. Chappell Roan , and D4vd, followed by takes on Tich Mataz , ZIMRA, Bieb-chella and Dave Chappelle, but even more importantly, why Dan's face is punchable and why Phil is romanticizing the ghetto. Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos...

The two gigachad moggers have dunked on all you inferior moids once again, popping up mid-jestergooning with fresh premium slop for your dopamine receptors, chadfishing for the views! Dan & Phil are back with another episode, with relatable expertise on day-to-day conundrums, like how to solve Hollywood red carpets and festival stages, how to solve ZIMURA’s governance issues, and how to launch...

Just in time for (some of) your long weekend, the pugnacious pair return for a brand new episode of your favourite podcast that has been allowed through the Straight of Hormuz straight to your government-issued addiction device. Dan & Phil discuss why promoters still book Kelvin Momo, the ultra-high stakes KitKat heist, Pooh Shiesty handling a contract dispute, the only way that works with Guc...

Trying times, but new episode for the pain. Dan & Phil return with that new new 2BT, this week they (unfortunately) have updates on the biggest criminal case of the decade, Lebo M vs Learnmore Jonasi. Then, a textbook case of how not to handle a PR crisis from Chappell Roan vs Jorginho , the tragic ballad of Doja Cat ’s father during her debut South African performance, and the hip-hop heads t...

The good news is you don’t need fuel to listen to podcasts! Dan & Phil return with a new episode of the last stand against AI slop. This week, we follow up on the Learnmore Jonasi vs Lebo M story; apparently, there’s a US$27 million lawsuit as well. Also, CAF have announced that they are revoking Senegal’s AFCON 2025 trophy and handing it over to Morocco! WHAT? Also, a review of The Oscars: Si...

Pour a bunch of custard all over your devices for a brand new episode of your favourite WW3 podcast, Dan & Phil are back! This week, we talk about Street Food in Harare, Skhothane's in Paris and Fixers for rich people! Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link: 2BT Link Please rate and review, and support us o...

Brand new episode of your favourite podcast whose price is unaffected by global conflict. Dan & Phil return for an in-person episode where they celebrate Zimbabwean footballers (It's Maswanhise AGAIN!) and African musicians, analyze comedians for cultural accuracy (Learnmore Jonasi is mega-trending and Lebo M is not happy) and review Zimbabwe's biggest awards ceremony NAMA 24 2026! Also, RIP S...

New week, new weak! Dan & Phil chop it up in a new episode of your favourite podcast that runs on lithium concentrate - Zimbabwe is competing at the FIFA World Cup! (video games) Also, the whole thing with Tourette's activist John Davidson at the BAFTAs. AAAAAND, do we still have a World Cup this year with what's happening in Mexico (and America)?? AI Music, Tech Ombudsman things (Samsung S26,...

Fresh from an upmarket suburb in Johannesburg, we fire the bullet of this new podcasy at your landscaping ears, a brand new episode from your boys Dan & Phil. In this edition - we celebrate the incredible run the Zimbabwe Cricket Team is on at the T20 World Cup, then we ask why is Poptain trending this week? What is a Malloti ? What happened with the trampolines? Are popular footballers/coache...

Back again with the only podcast that’s better to receive in your notifications than a bunch of flowers, or better to listen to as a couple than a random man with a saxophone! Dan & Phil discuss the NAMA Award nominees and the surprise inclusion of an AI video by Winky D in Outstanding Music Video, then the Super Bowl halftime performance by Bad Bunny as well as the noteworthy ads, THEEEEN Zim...

The haters and opps can stop celebrating, the government-mandated podcast break is over! Dan & Phil return for the first episode of the year, and the TLDR is WE. ARE. HERE. The world is burning, and there are so many very important things to discuss, prepare for in-depth common sense takes on discombobulating events such as: full frontal on HBO, iShowSpeed in Africa and Zimbabwe, Trevor Noah i...