105.9 The Mountain

Well hallelujah...Let's roll the windows down on our barely legal yellow monster truck and jam to some KD Lang as we get things going this morning...Opening Audio time...A woman says to get your day moving you start by jumping up and down...We found out she worked at a Quiznos and then went down a Quiznos rabbit hole...We had a "kind of" Jeffrey Toobin incident...Explicit videos were played for ov...

After Jeff's late night chat with the boss about playing more BTO, we prepare for a mess of a show...Today's stuff is a mess from the roota to the toota...Let's get to Opening Audio...AOL's dial-up service, which introduced a generation to the internet, is shutting down today after 30 years...A woman's homeowners policy was canceled due to a "hazard," also known as her 10-year-old Chihuahua named...

If you're going to peep then make sure you keep on your dungarees...That is peeping 101...Let's get to Opening Audio...The announcer for a college in Florida is facing backlash for referring to a plus-size dance team as the “new face of Ozempic.”...A woman was injured by an explosion early Tuesday when she tried to light a cigarette while on oxygen...Alleged West Hollywood peeping tom, Jackie Harr...

Have a nice trip...See you next fall...Rizzo kicked off the show today with a real pappy joke...Let's get things going with Opening Audio...A guy was a real Honest Abe...He smashed into a cop car and told him he was drunk and on pills and he was bored...He also said he doesn't like cops...Drivers on Ohio highways continue to create dangerous situations by attempting to get to an exit lane at the l...

Well it's quite the rootin tootin Monday...Let's wake it up and get things going with Opening Audio...Let's chat horny nerds...What is one trillion to the tenth...A nerd used AI to make it go Ohhhhhhhh for 30 seconds...NYC matchmaker Walker Ward pedals his pedicab to help singles find love on the streets of the city...Police said they shot a naked man wielding a knife after he broke into a popular...

Are we bright eyed, and bushy tailed this morning? After our failed attempt to purchase the senior boudoir calendar that we talked about last week, we will lift up our spirits and get things going with Opening Audio...Someone keep an eye on the principal who likes to dance and sing to 70's tunes...Woman arrested for allegedly stealing a shuttle bus at Midway Airport, claiming she was testing secur...

Before we delve into Michael Jackson's sex life on the show, we need to get ourselves going with Opening Audio...A guy thought it was funny to record people after coming out of anesthesia...It sucked...If life offers you a ramp you take it...We talked about Jeff's old lady tendencies at a restaurant and how he knows his order before he goes in...That got into a ramp battle...If you are at a restau...

Well HEAVENS TO BETSY!! This show is going to be like seeing your grandpappy in the tub...Let's get to Opening Audio Temu voice guy...We head to Polk County...A school nurse is in trouble for stealing a student's percs...A senior crashed through a handicapped sign and through the front of an Amazon Fresh and hit a cashier...Let's talk about tea parties...101-year-old Miss Frell surprised with a bi...

Do you mosh? Well if you don't there is a couple that does and that kicks off Opening Audio this morning...A couple who traveled from New Jersey got engaged during a mosh pit at the Louder Than Life festival in Louisville, Kentucky...A 16-year-old Cape Coral teen faces multiple charges after stealing two vehicles and crashing one while driving under the influence Saturday night...Vicious squirrel...

We strive...Not necessarily for good, but we do strive...Let's get this Monday going with Opening Audio...Martha Stewart continues to post thirst traps on her Instagram...We wonder who slides in her DM's...Matthew McConaughey shared that the secret to his and Camila Alves’ 12-year marriage is having switched to a smaller mattress: “We got a queen size where we're shoulder to shoulder.”...A woman w...

When you're done reading your Tiger Beat magazine with JTT on the cover, let us have your ear...It is time for Opening Audio...A 27-year-old Ohio man was arrested after allegedly attempting to pose as a student to gain access to Norwich High School...Packed flight forced to circle skies around French airport after air traffic controller fell asleep...Critics are raving about Meta's new wearables....

We would like to let you know that Jeff is nothing like Henry Winkler, and if you would like to explore his body to find his Bachman Turner Overdrive tattoo you are welcome...Do what Uncle Ben says when it comes to making rice...Irish forecourt retailer Applegreen has opened a major new service station in Dunshaughlin, unveiling Ireland’s first Taco Bell...A man was arrested at Delta's Sky Club at...

Howdy Doody...Never do anything prematurely when BTO is on...Rizzo thinks it is Tuesday...Jeff let him know it Wednesday...A workplace safety video was found at a video duplication company in Minneapolis. Apparently, it was supposed to scare you into being safe...It took 10,000 slices, 4,525 revelers, and four hours on Friday afternoon for New Haven to be officially recognized for throwing the wor...

We received a package addressed to us labeled "best gift ever"...We are afraid to open it...We might have to do it outside after the show...While we are still alive, let's get to Opening Audio...A Florida woman jumped into action after an alligator dragged her puppy during a walk...A drunk Florida woman tries ordering Baconator at Popeye’s and is arrested, ‘not the “Baconator she wanted though’......

It has been decided that we need separate lanes for Subaru and Kia drivers...Rizzo & Jeff were almost taken out by a Subaru this morning...A woman bought a magic opossum that was being sold outside of a Walmart and named it Poptart...It has now come to this...Geoffrey is now a gender neutral name...A woman is going viral for naming her daughter Geoffrey...For the second year in a row a family acci...

Do you feel it in your loins? That is BTO friends...Bachman-Turner Overdrive...Let's get to Opening Audio...Walmart has banned a 65 year old man and his emotional support alligator from entering and he is not happy...Make sure you keep your beaver clean...We heard from a brother and sister who adopted a beaver...The Pickens County Library Board is considering moving a number of books to a section...

DANNY DANNY DANNY!! Alright it is no longer 105.9 The Trejo...We have to get to Opening Audio...The Senate floor was taken over by folks talking about aliens...Someone needs to check one guy's hard drive...Whoopi Goldberg revealed she can't afford to retire from 'The View' after 16 years as she approaches her 70th birthday...What does Rosie O'Donnell wear to bed? We had to ask listener Bart before...

Danny Trejo is ALIVE!! And so is this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show, so let's get going with Opening Audio...Danny Trejo was not in the movie The Infiltrator, but his costar John Leguizamo mistakenly shared a false death hoax about him, leading fans to believe Trejo had died in 2025...East Hartford Animal Control is investigating and trying to figure out who could have painted two squir...

Let's start with your "who gives a crap" info for the day...Kenny G showed up at the VMA's...That takes us to Opening Audio where you have to know how to tell your kids they suck at something...We will get to that...But first...What a move...A man hired a mariachi band to come to the house after he caught his partner cheating...It played the whole time his partner was moving out...A screaming goat...

We are not spitting on anyone like Jalen Carter of the Eagles did last night...Let's get to Opening Audio this Friday...Man arrested threatens to ‘blow up’ veterinary hospital over pet spider monkey...A man was arrested Tuesday night in downtown Nashville after he was allegedly running around naked and trying to break into vehicles...Louisiana Republican John Kennedy claimed that eating recalled r...

BTO ME!! BTO! Nothing like it! You're right about that statement! Struttin around to start the day to BACHMAN TURNER OVERDRIVE! They were just some of the texts that came in to start the show off today...Now let's get to Opening Audio...An Indianapolis bankruptcy attorney is suing Meta, the parent company of Facebook, because his Facebook pages keep getting suspended. And the trouble is all tied t...

Do you flail your arms in your sleep dreaming of glitter? Well so does Rizzo...Let's open up those peepers with Bachman-Turner Overdrive...News people should stick to their jobs and not impressions...That takes us to Opening Audio...A man who was a newsman gave a bigfoot impression about a bigfoot story...If you buy pre-made fruit at the market don't...A produce manager dropped the dime saying tha...

Well, we have promised you a hootenanny and a hootenanny is what you shall receive...Let's get going with Opening Audio...Hudak is a reporter for WSVN, an ABC affiliate in Miami. The television station told the Miami Herald that Hudak was suspended without pay beginning Thursday. He is accused of stealing the $16,000 Rolex from his neighbor...A man was bit in his bit and cherries by a pitbull...A...

Someone tell Rizzo his "Friyay" days are over!! Go check out the chicks at the soccer game bro...Let's get things going as we head into a long weekend with Opening Audio...A man robbed a bank and got away on a bicycle...Former Bears cornerback Buster Skrine, a fugitive already wanted by the Canadian government for more than a year, was arrested Wednesday in Roswell, Georgia, and charged with 18 co...

LET'S GET NUDE ASHEVILLE! We are learning Asheville loves to be nude at home...We will get more into it later...Let's get to Opening Audio...No one likes a bee in the car...Alexa told former NFL quarterback Matt Leinart the truth...When his daughter asked Alexa to tell her about her dad's career it said his career didn't amount to much...Jelly Roll bought two Jazzy's for himself...Why was Jeff get...