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If you're going to pick a day to be horny, let's make it today...Today is RIZZO"S BIRTHDAY!! It is time for Opening Audio...A retired Punta Gorda couple takes up sidecar racing...Police in western North Carolina said that members of a gang called “Get Shot Gang” were responsible for gunshots fired at a house party over the weekend...A suspect allegedly bit off an older woman's finger while robbing...

Nothing like chatting creamed corn before 5am to get a Wednesday started...Let's get to Opening Audio to get things going...Mike The Situation aka Rizzo is pumping his fist as we talk about two roommates who were both shot in a roommate argument...Where are my pot stickers? Driver without pants accused of doing driving stunts in church parking lot at night, South Carolina police say...A doorbell v...

Oh my goodness gracious over oh my stars to start the show today...Let's get moving on this election day as we get to Opening Audio...Splash, a search and rescue otter, uses air bubbles to smell human remains underwater, helping law enforcement find missing people...Whoopi Goldberg tears up co-host's note clarifying 'joke' she made about Trump using an autopen...A Couple survives a harrowing bear...

Did everyone get that extra hour and their nappy poo over the weekend? Now that we are rested let's get to Opening Audio...At 13 you should stop trick or treating...A man is going viral because he believes the same thing...He shoots teens with a nerf gun..."So, was someone going to tell me that if you have a sunroof, there is a sunroof drain? ... sunroof having besties out there."...A Mississippi...

Rizzo is the little sister for Halloween when he heads out trick or treating...It is Asheville...He will be good...Let's get to Opening Audio...King Charles strips his brother Andrew of ‘prince’ title and evicts him from the royal mansion...Say hello to Andrew Mountbatten Windsor...A pair of siblings in Minnesota just turned 100 years old. Stella Strinmoen Egland and Floyd Strinmoen are fraternal...

Give us a B to the T to the O...We then get a call from listener Melvin with probably the worst joke and the worst start to the show in a long time...Let's recoup and get to Opening Audio...A Detroit police officer left a judge speechless when he showed up for a Zoom hearing wearing his uniform top and badge but no pants...A man in Istanbul has agreed to pay 10000 liras ($240 USD) every three mont...

Jeff is all roided up and ready to go as we get to Opening Audio...The "Bird theory," also known as the "bird test," is a relationship concept popularized on social media where one partner points out a mundane observation, like a bird outside, to see how the other responds...Supposedly doomsday is on October 29? A Harvard Astrophysicist is warning on Interstellar Object 3I/ATLAS and it fuels consp...

Well we are halfway to Thursday and this only because Rizzo thought it was Wednesday...Now that he dug himself out of that hole, we get to Opening Audio...A man is in custody after police say he broke into a home, then ran and barricaded himself inside a Taco Bell freezer...Police are looking for a 62-year-old Windsor woman who caused $30,000 in damage to a car wash by driving through the exit doo...

Well let's just turn around and head home...We were privy to some BTO to start Monday...But old Jeffy wants to stay and get to Opening Audio...A man was arrested for breaking into a sheriff’s office while wearing a speedo...Authorities say 50-year-old Corey Nickerson barged in and accosted a dispatcher on her way into work...A Lyft driver was arrested and accused of shooting a man during an alterc...

Head banging to BTO to start off our Friday...Let's get it going with Opening Audio...Travis Kelce joins group investing in Six Flags, including Cincinnati's Kings Island...A woman in Salinas has been caught on camera twice vandalizing Halloween witch decorations on a home's front lawn by punching them...A 15-year-old boy is being hailed a hero for saving his neighbor from a burning home...It look...

Is Rizzo transitioning? Sure sounds like it...Let's get ourselves Opening Audio...A New survey data finds that nearly 1 in 5 high schoolers say they or someone they know has had a romantic relationship with artificial intelligence...The Great Falls Police Department is asking if anyone can identify two people who reportedly stole items from two schools in Great Falls...Suzanne Somers' widower shoc...

Back-to-back rootin tootin days as Rizzo awaits the results of Andy Richter on Dancing with the Stars...Let's get to Opening Audio...The theme is food...Authorities say an employee was caught on camera stealing secret recipe books from a Doral restaurant, leading to his arrest on a felony charge on Monday...No soup for you...Walmart announces its most affordable one-click Thanksgiving Meal yet, se...

Even if you don't run in Rizzo's "rootin tootin" circle you can still enjoy the show on this cold Tuesday...Let's get things going with Opening Audio...Why did Kristen Bell write this about Dax Shepard about their anniversary? Happy 12th wedding anniversary to the man who once said to me: “I would never kill you. A lot of men have killed their wives at a certain point. Even though I’m heavily ince...

Well half of the internet is down but we are still up and going...We started with a banjo joke from Melvin and now we can start the show...Rosie O'Donnell thinks Keanu Reeves was one of the worst guests she ever had...A former Travis County corrections officer is facing a misdemeanor charge for allegedly smuggling chicken wings to an inmate in exchange for money...Remember to never squeeze the Cha...

Well, howdy!! We have a question...What goes on in Tempe? A Tempe driver was arrested after hitting 140 mph and evading police multiple times...An actress farted on the BBC Version of "Traitors"...Winning McDonald’s Monopoly is ‘200 times harder’ than hitting Mega Millions jackpot thanks to ‘repeat’ ploy...Keanu Reeves’ manager told him to change his name at 20 Years old. They considered ‘Chuck Sp...

Happy "Humpish Day"...Do you want to fill Rizzo's pumpkin? That takes us to Opening Audio...A new TikTok trend involves customers bringing hollowed-out, small pumpkins to Starbucks and asking baristas to pour their drinks into them...We played a welfare commercial from the 1950's in California and guess what? Nothing has changed...A cat named Xiao Mau, found in a shipping container in China, is no...

Nothing like starting a little Coug to start your day...Let's get to Opening Audio...Everyone loves pumpkins...Brandon Dawson, a manufacturing engineer from Santa Rosa, California, won the 52nd World Championship Pumpkin Weigh-Off with a massive 2,346-pound gourd...A man has officially broken a Guinness World Record with an unbelievable 40-second nonstop fart...A guy was very angry about his cat n...

A little frazzled as we take you around the gamut today to get this going...Before we get to wet chicken let's get to Opening Audio...Trojan G.O.A.T. is crafted with premium non-latex materials designed for maximum comfort, flexibility, and sensitivity...A woman mistook a flight attendant's name "Savannah" for the announcement of where she was going, which was Atlanta...Maybe she needs a little mo...

Let's not have any Cosby dirty pudding to start this Columbus Day...It's the Happy Monday Movement or the HMM...It is Opening Audio time...A man's date stole his car, leading to a high-speed chase with police. The incident happened after the man met the woman online, and on their first date at his home, she started his truck and drove away...A 35-year-old Milwaukee man accused of putting superglue...

Do not drink and shop at a bookstore or you'll wind up leaving with Michelle Obama's autobiography "Becoming"...Grandmother shopping at Barnes & Noble killed when a car crashes through the store...Mike the bookstore employee needs to lay off the stuff...‘Get out of my f--king shot’: Katie Porter tears into a staffer in newly released video...Pullman Police identified Elijah Reagan as the suspect w...

Today you are getting the Rizzo & Jeff playbook!! What does that mean? Well let's get to Opening Audio...Over the weekend, a post on TikTok showed what appeared to be a house engulfed in flames. The post said that it was actually a Halloween decoration and that the fire department had been called several times...Chaos broke out at a Golden Corral after a woman refused to leave the all-you-can-eat...

Many calls before 6am as we chug along mid-week...Let's get things going with Opening Audio...Eeny meeny miny moe...Andy Richter and pro Emma Slater perform a Viennese Waltz to “La Festin” by Camille & Michael Giaccino from “Ratatouille.”...He survived...We found out this morning that John Cena manscapes from the eyebrows down...Stolen dinosaur mascot Claire returns to a Los Angeles gas station af...

Bachman Turner Overdrive to Creedence Clearwater Revival to get this Tuesday going ...Wooo...20 hours of music and four hours of banana hammock chat...It is Opening Audio time...A Leon County, Florida deputy sheriff who mistook a man holding up a gas pump nozzle for a gun faced immediate ridicule from his suspect, and is now being roasted online...Trump was asked about pardoning Diddy and it someh...

What is with all of the love making on the Blue Ridge Parkway? It seems to be an epidemic and Rizzo was knee deep in it over the weekend...But first let's get to Opening Audio...On Saturday, Oct. 5, about 1,200 registrants are expected to toe the line at the eighth annual International Taco Bell 50K Ultramarathon, a queasy urban adventure that challenges the quads and the colon in equal measure......

What is with all of the love making on the Blue Ridge Parkway? It seems to be an epidemic and Rizzo was knee deep in it over the weekend...But first let's get to Opening Audio...On Saturday, Oct. 5, about 1,200 registrants are expected to toe the line at the eighth annual International Taco Bell 50K Ultramarathon, a queasy urban adventure that challenges the quads and the colon in equal measure......