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September 13th is a day that will live in infamy as Chili's will get rid of corn on the cob...Rizzo is distraught...He needs to learn to cob on his own...It's Opening Audio time...A woman who was butt naked was arrested for burning American flag and hitting a deputy in the face...A 102-year-old fox decided that for her birthday she wanted a butler stripper, and she surely got it...A 96-year-old ma...

Rizzo tried to back out on eating liver and onions.

OH IT'S CHO!! All Asheville wants is to pop their tops and hit the wave pool and live fun and fancy free...We will get you there...Let's first get to Opening Audio...Joel McHale has admitted that he is completely bald and has had four hair transplants...As the World Dart finals were happening, the man who was behind ripped a wet one to throw off his opponent...Are you ready for some unfettered mee...

Rizzo has promised Asheville that he will try liver and onions this weekend!! We tried to find the best place in town for it...The calls flew in!

Hulk Hogan is not dying...Hulk up Terry...Let's get to Opening Audio...There was a family who owned a soda company and got scammed after one of their family members sent a check to what he thought was Publisher's Clearing House after he thought he won $5.5 million...A man who viciously attacked his wife proceeded to call her while she was in ICU and asked her to post bail for him...Hulk Hogan is N...

Primrose Freestone, professor of clinical microbiology at the UK’s University of Leicester, says the somewhat counterintuitive “under” position is more hygienic and effective, despite the original 1800s patent showing the roll in the more natural seeming “over” orientation. We took all of your calls on it!!

It looks as if animalia will get things going on the show...We bring you the important news...Arnold Schwarzenegger is jealous of his son Patrick...All he can do is talk about his son naked...He also did knock up Mildred the maid...If you are going to have some tequila, do not wipe out a horse...That is what a woman in South Carolina did...A reporter could barely get through a turkey fire kitchen...

A mom, Angelica Pueblas, shared a now viral video showing the attendees following the rule of one clap being allowed for each student. Yes, one collective clap and that is it. Commenters were fairly split on the odd idea. We took it to Listener Court!!

One clap for The Rizzo & Jeff Show to get things going this morning...Have you ever met a man that looks like an olive loaf? Let's get things going with Opening Audio...A principal wrote 443 letters to all of his students at the end of the year...Are we sure it is not autopen? We play the most miserable woman in the world...Or maybe not...She ran down her list of people who are the worst people in...

Quiet Riot is not that quiet...That is what the streets are saying...We get rolling with Opening Audio on this Monday...Who would have thought that two grown men would bond over a kitty? A cop pulled over a man for speeding and a kitty came up to them...The guy got off with a warning...Candace Cameron does not allow horror movies in her house because she thinks it opens up a demonic portal...Jerem...

Pump pump pump it up...Rizzo put on his New Balance shoes and crew socks to kick off the show this morning...Ready for some Spaceballs? Rick Moranis is coming back and so is Spaceballs...There is no Barf though...Can we stop with getting close to Bison? A mother is going viral for taking a picture with a bison...Let's not gore a baby...A man who works for a Family Dollar was arrested after he chas...

Brian Wilson didn't make it...We start by honoring the founding father of The Beach Boys...There is dedication to your job...And then there is dedication to your job...A woman faked a car crash while a scammer was trying to take her credit card info...After she said she was in the crash he kept trying to get the info...Dolly Parton admitted to streaking on Tom Jones front lawn back in the 1970's.....

We got a personal message from a big time celebrity and we played some hints to see if anyone could guess it...It wound up being Richard Karn aka Al Borland from Home Improvement...Would you go to a cow wedding? Well one happened...They kissed...And a man caught the bouquet...Tom Bodet from Motel 6 is suing the company because he has not received his once a year payment of $1.2 million...Yet they...

Kimberly wiped the sleepies out of her eyes and kicked off the show talking birds...Then Melvin called with a little something before the kids woke up...Arnold Schwarzenegger was not very happy that his dog took a tinkle on his floor...Drop to your knees Arnold...Al Pacino embellished a big saying how women used to sleep out in front of his house...Dakota Johnson sent a gallon of gorilla poop to a...

Asheville loves its animalia chat and guess what, you're going to get it...Have you ever been de-pantsed? A woman is angry that her husband pulls her pants down while she is brushing her teeth and puts his dirty underwear in her face...That kicked off Opening Audio...Diddy is upset that the sketch artist in the courtroom is making him look like a koala bear...What a wonderful marsupial...The zebra...

Happy Friday to one and all...Not just one...All...Let's get to Opening Audio as we head into the weekend...It's time to shut down the VFW...A car went right through the roof of a building for the second time in three months...The roof had just been repaired...A man was arrested after he was caught dumpster diving...When the cops approached he said he was diving for his raccoon friend...They found...

Get your motor runnin' Head out on the highway, Lookin' for adventure, In whatever comes our way...Let's hear from Meg who runs the Southwest Florida division of the Sue Crew...A woman was bit by an otter and Meg lets us know to stay away from otters...Artificial Intelligence did a video where they had a man on streets during the 1500's and asked folks questions...They were just happy to possibly...

Do you eat your banana the long way? How do you nanner? Let's get into the hard hitting stuff and get things going with Opening Audio...Let's talk about the worst kind of people...Gender reveal people...A couple had their gender reveal on an airplane, and basically hijacked the flight...A newsman couldn't contain himself when it came to a story about guys robbing a sink from a house while riding a...

We are getting ready to lust for Danny DeVito later on...But for now we have to get things going with Opening Audio...A story about a loose zebra in Tennessee could have been simple and easy, but of course the wacky sports guy had to ruin it...News people cannot have normal banter...A fight at a school graduation of over 27,000 people came to a halt after a man got completely nude...No one is figh...

Nothing like a little Bachman Turner Overdrive to get us moving on this Mayoral Monday...Let's get to Opening Audio...Bob Dole took a tumble, and we tumble into OA talking about a deputy who was driving around on her motorcycle and her counterfeit plate says "CHASEM3"...She was all things Suzuki...A man took a selfie with a tiger, and you can figure out what happened...President Trump teased the f...

TGIF...We pondered to start the show, what would you consider the show Dinosaurs? A puppet show? An animatronic show? Let the torture begin...On a flight to Disney the flight attendants allowed a young girl to continuously sing Disney songs over the intercom...An Uber driver who drives in Waikiki Beach was having a breakdown because the people that she picked up were talking about all of the money...

Take a ride on this Winnebago as we head down the winding road that is Kathy Bates love scenes...Terry Bradshaw took some shots at Aaron Rogers saying he needs to stay in California and eat bark, and every time he is in his presence he feels like it is going to snow...A woman was arrested for felony child abuse after she hit her kid on the plane...The kid called her fat, Miss Piggy, and told her s...

Let's get things going with a strum of the guitar this morning fresh off of Memorial Day...Damon Feldman who is the owner of celebrity boxing has offered Jordan Hudson and Bill Belichick's ex a chance to fight...Mind you his ex is mee-maw...Joey Chestnut has broken another world record for eating the most popcorn...We surmise that the popcorn is from Ames or Jamesway...The TSA loved one woman's Cr...

Rizzo aka the Silly Friday Follie guy is ready for a Frankfurter or two as we get ready for Memorial Day Weekend...Let's get this show going on this Friday with Opening Audio...Why is Tom Cruise hopping on pop? Theodor Geisel sucks...AKA Dr. Suess...Tom Cruise read Dr. Suess books to kids at the School of Scientology...A teacher was arrested after he dropped a bag of cocaine in school...They also...

Would you listen to a show that said hang on for Kermit Deee Frog on the show today? Well, that is what Rizzo said so please listen...We get it going with Opening Audio...What is your favorite body part on a woman? One man says the limbs...Joey Fatone is now the face of Red Lobster...He does own hot dog shops in Florida...Thank you Diners Drive Ins and Dives for that info...A Komodo dragon is bein...