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Let's play a game...Would you prefer Rosie gives you mouth to mouth or a tracheotomy with a butter knife? Now that we know Jeff is a take or leave it Wings guy, let's get to Opening Audio...A Capybara Cafe has opened in Florida...You can drink while you hang with them...Somehow we went down a Don Knotts road...A couple of guys broke the world record for the largest scotch egg...We found a website...

A woman was mad that a chicken was crossing the road, and another car hit it...So she chased the guy and sprayed him with bear spray...What animal wouldn't you slam on the brakes for?

Want some $41.99 a pound Rizzo fatty meat on your supper table? Let's get Opening Audio going this morning...A teacher read off some comments his second graders left for him...Pa Pa has a hairy back...A man was popped for a DUI...He had six empty bottles of booze...He had to be taken to the hospital...That is where he shoved a pill bottle up his backside...An emu was causing havoc in the great sta...

Let's not start things off with a bah humbug today...Thoughts on Manhunt Monday? A thief was upset that a woman bashed her on a local Facebook group after the victim of the robbery called her trash on a page...The woman "don't be knowing her"...A 114 year old marathon runner was killed by a hit and run...If you are going to be a voyeur, lesson number one is that you secure all of your wires...A fi...

A man was killed at his job by a meat grinder! What is a way to die that is worse than that?

Nothing cooler than a cult...We learned there is a cult leader named Judy that is only 40 miles away from where we sit...Why would someone shoot a trashman? A man attacked two garbage men for absolutely no reason...He rammed the truck and then shot at them...NO! Go away...A woman was stalked by a mountain lion and thought that phrase would make the mountain lion go away...A pastor in Alabama was a...

A man created an app for Disney adults to meet each other! Are Disney adults weird or normal? We take it to Listener Court!!

No, we will NOT Sally Struthers for the whole show today...We will on the other hand get things going with some B-T-O and then Opening Audio...Jelly Roll was at WWE's Saturday Night Main Event over the weekend, and it looks like he is now going to wrestle at SummerSlam...Have you ever heard of a skin bear? A South Carolina artist made such a bear...It wasn't real skin...It was latex skin but looke...

We met Harry Boomer! He enjoys reporting on twerking stories!

Happy Birthday Jeff!! 44 years old only means the countdown to 50...Let's start this off right with a little Bachman Turner Overdrive and then get to Opening Audio...Do not pee on your friend if they get stung by a jellyfish...It actually makes the sting worse...Don't let a random man pee on you...A man forgot that he left his wife at a gas station after driving 200 miles...She had no money and no...

We celebrated Jeff's birthday with huge celebrity guests!!

Well, Howdy Doody!! When you kick off the show before 6am chatting with listeners about Flub-A-Dub you know it is going to be a good one...Let's fire up Opening Audio...A guy is going viral for completely lying on his resume and getting jobs...Then a call came in about H.R. Pufnstuf so we have to pause...Back to Opening Audio...A Canadian woman was trapped underneath a woman for four hours and a k...

Before we got to a missing Ronald McDonald, a woman who makes fake hot dogs and so much more...We had to get to some Bachman-Turner Overdrive...After we got our fix we got things going with Opening Audio...NWI...No walking involved...A woman has started a company in NYC where she will sit in your car in the fire lane while you're out at places so you don't get a ticket...A woman had a gender revea...

Listener Court started as a battle of whether Mr. Rogers was creepy or not. It came undone as the hour went on.

Now we are eating beef tongue Asheville?

Rizzo is "happy to be back to work guy" as we get things going this morning...Thank you to listener Mark for being a sweetheart as well...Let's get to Opening Audio...We introduce you to dog boy...A woman who lived with a bunch of dogs in the middle of nowhere allowed her child to be raised by the dogs...He barked, yelped and walked on all fours...A guy was busted trying to hop a bridge opening fo...

This is NOT a Follie Friday? Welp we take that back...Mic's not on...Mic's falling down...Let's hit the restart button...It is Opening Audio time...The worst type of impression guy is the guy that believes he has mastered the Ace Ventura Pet Detective voice...A senior citizen woman has a pigeon named Screech...She rolls around town in a wheelchair covered in bird crap...A 75 year old woman was on...

We recap our experience of eating liver & onions for the first time.

When we Bachman, when we Turner, and when we Overdrive it means it's time to get things going this morning...It is Opening Audio time...Could Caitlyn Jenner do this today? A man who was running a race and hurdles had "IT" fall out...He still won the race while shoving it back in...A man named Richard Lovelady has signed with the Mets...He prefers to be called Dicky Lovelady...He is a ginger...He n...

Steve from Blue's Clues has a new podcast and we had the city dancing to it in their cars.

Bobby Sherman didn't make it...Was the death of his career an appearance on The Rosie O'Donnell show?

Ever hear of the band CrazyTime? That seems to be what Rizzo thinks this show is...We are a mix of the Chuck E Cheese band and Savage Garden...Come come my lady...Let's park the struggle bus and get to Opening Audio...A man ordered at an artificial intelligence drive-thru like a robot and his girlfriend giggled away...Every once and a while we talk about Evansville, IN...Police arrested a juvenile...

An 84-year-old woman is leaving her $1 million fortune to her escort and her family is suing to get that money...We took it to Listener Court!! Who should get the money?

You let Bachman-Turner Overdrive come to completion before you start talking...The beloved Rizzo & Jeff Show want to get things going with Opening Audio...The cops were called on a man because he was pretending to marry a 9 year old at Disney for a social media stunt...A woman was arrested and admitted she has drugs...Except the drugs were in her person...You can figure out where...Meet No Name Gi...

Does anyone real enjoy corn on the cob that much? Is Chilis version the best?