1000 Wives of Weird

Dem boys cover the final episode of Masters of Horror even though this only their fourth episode. What a country! Brad's breathing is still out of control. It'll either get fixed or he'll die. Either way, problem solved.

Welcome to the Heavy Breathing podcast. A never-ending podcast the features heavy breathing and discussion of doll dicks. The episode goes on so long that Brad forgets the character voice he's doing. 

Dem boys talk about this nothing of an episode. 

Fashionably late, here's our 2025 Christmas spectacular where we discuss the absolute mind-melter A Karate Christmas Miracle. Brad's ugly son Molvin is in the studio as well.

Does the audio on this sound weird? I though it sounded weird and I even made a little intro tag to be, like, "I know the audio sounds weird, sorry," but then I listened to some bits again and it didn't sound bad. So, I don't know.  Anyone, prepare for your new favorite character: Fermando.

One of them's a moth. The other? A lizard! How will these two mismatched whackadoodles learn to raise a human child together? That's the question I would be asking if that was what the movie is about.

It's the inaugural episode of Disasters of Horror where Billy and Brad discuss the 2005 anthology show Masters of Horror. Dem boys discuss the 5th episode of the 1st season: Chocolate. Really hope Mick Garris doesn't have a google alert for his name.

Dem boys have a special announcement before they gush over the story of a young man, his guitar, his trusty hound, and a lot of bad men.

What do you get when you cross a dude who looks nothing like Bruce Lee with Dracula, Popeye, Clint Eastwood, and the afterlife? You get The Dragon Lives Again, a bizarre bruceploitation movie that is as insane as it is disrespectful.

RIP David

A disjointed and fractured episode about Francis Ford Coppola's swan song Megalopolis.

We're back and the snowing is falling and the bells are jingling. It's the Christmas Spectacular and a special guest is at the door. Is Santa? NO. It's Kahlie!

Dem Boys wrestle with the weirdest film in Peter Cushing's oeuvre. They also read a choose-your-own-adventure book.

It's been awhile, but dem boys are back with a special guest to talk about the wet and wild world of Barbarella

Billy talks about his favorite Boris Karloff movie and gun safety expert Jim Gurnt visits the studio.

Join us as we talk about a truly wild yakuza movie that was so weird it got the director fired, led to protests, and will make you think differently about the smell of boiling rice.

Billy talks about his favorite actor, Peter Cushing. Brad talks about the penis bone most mammals have, the baculum.

Extry! Extry! it's an extry long episode. The boys go 'boing as they discuss the forgotten Robert Aldrich film "Emperor of the North."

Billy's back! All it took was the allure of Vincent Price. This week, the Trouble Brothers talked about the Shakespeare-themed serial killer camp thriller Theatre of Blood.

Finally, this classic episode is available like you've never heard it before: audibly! In this episode, Billy and Brad watch 3 Dev Adam a Turkish movie about Captain America, a Mexican wrestler named Santo, and a criminal called The Spider. Also, Marvel legend Stan Lee stops by to shout. Warning: It might get loud.

Experience the classic second episode of 1000 Wives of Weird like you've never heard it before: audibly! The first three episode have always been very low volume. Now, with this expert new sound mix you can re-experience this episode. On this episode, Billy brings on one of his favorite Godzilla movies: Shin Godzilla. Brad finds out it's like kaiju jazz.

Experience the classic first episode of 1000 Wives of Weird like you've never heard it before: audibly! The first three episode have always been very low volume. Now, with this expert new sound mix you can re-experience this episode. In the inaugural episode of 1000 Wives of Weird, Brad and Billy discuss the Shadoe Stevens action-comedy Traxx.

This week, Billy's back and Ian returns to the show once again. They're talking about the cult classic Suspiria from Dario Argento. Opinions vary. A little German boy visits the studio. Brad is betrayed by lack of support from the squad.

Billy's not quite back yet, but enjoy this episode dem boys recorded a few months back. Before going to a Weird Al concert, Billy and Brad take some time out to talk about UHF.

Billy's gone and this is our shortest episode ever! HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD? Yes, but it has nothing to do with the podcast. This week, Brad has on the wonderful Emery Fox to talk about the farting boner corpse bromantic comedy Swiss Army Man. And talk she barely does! Still, it's a great movie and a great episode.