100% Eat

Our Heroes are beating around the bush and Nick is diving in head first. We had to go to 2 different Denny's and still couldn't get seated right away? Very weird. Enjoy this road trip where Nick schlongs everyone. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast eve...

Our Heroes are slammin some dirty sodas like they're in Utah and celebrating our once great nation with a red, white, and berry slam. These colors don't run but they definitely wait 15-20 minutes before being seated on a Tuesday mid-day. Does Denny's do it right by trying to get you in the door or will they continue to gross 9 figures in 3 months and only to claim it's just not enough to keep the...

Our Heroes are on their way to Jack in the Box before their live episode and they talk about not being car guys. Eric orders from a worker who sort of doesn't know what's going on and they're trapped in the Backrooms kind of? 3D printed chandeliers, a locked bathroom, and a code needed for the coke machine? Enjoy this jumbo jack sized episode of Ride Along. Hope you like Huckleberry Hound talk. Su...

Do we buy a tiny little hat for the monkey? Our Heroes are doing a LIVE episode for their anniversary and here it is. They eat Jack in the Box, once banned and now maybe most reviewed, to see if you need the Nashville hot chicken and mozzarella sticks? Might have to ban it again, honestly. If you only watched the chat during this episode's stream, see if you can make it make sense. And for our bir...

Our Heroes celebrated our 1 year anniversary with a live Food Court on youtube and we had to put it out for everyone. Did you see The Blob? Do you eat Oreos with Ham? WHAT is the update on the Cook Sucker? Our Hero Judges are here to set the record straight and dole out punishment to the lowly bugs with throw themselves on the mercy of the court. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...

The Pizza Portal WORKED! A woman tried to steal our pizza but we got the food. Nick and Michael wait outside and unfortunately the interesting soda is not gotten. Is your name on the box? IS IT?!?! WHY ARE WE ARGUING ABOUT THIS AGAIN?! short bit*h. Hey is this pizza cooked? Are we car captives? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are celebrating their anniversary with you with a LIVE FOOD COURT TODAY (5/13) at 1pm CT but before that, we've got Graysie back to eat some more pretzels. Little Caesars Pretzel Crust Pizza didn't fare well last time we tried it but this time, its stuffed? Can cheese really be the difference maker here? We even try it with the red sauce to see if that's going to give it a leg up. Did t...

Graysie needs the ranch. She gets it. This is that. It’s fully Graysie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes take Graysie out to lunch and she goes nuts at the McDonald's, stealing everything (ranch) that isn't nailed down (from a basket behind the counter.) Unfortunately for us, the McDonald's worker gets wise and does NOT give us the special sauce for the McCrispy strips so this review is a mess before it even starts. What sauce concoctions can Graysie create with Sauce Monkey's Sauce Drawer...

Our Heroes head to Wendy’s to get the Cajun crunch chicken sandwich and encounter a whispering lady. Don’t worry, she eventually figures out what we want and Nick also is VERY adamant about soda types, some being better than others. Take a sip then fork your cup over for a big refill of Ride Along. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other...

BIG SPILL! Our Heroes are back at Wendy's BUT they still don't have the Pretzel Pub so mostly we're left wondering what the deal is? Is this Cajun Crunch Chicken Sandwich worth your time and money or has Wendy's slow decline gone further than we've feared? Why don't they salt the fries? Can Burnie save it? Is Achievement Hunter really BACK?!? Nick's going on the Bonkers Board for this one. It's ou...

Graysie chose where we're going and Our Heroes have no idea where that is. Endure this drive where we drive through neighborhoods into the back of buildings and no one has any idea what's going on. Eventually there's pizza and Graysie tells us about her exciting upcoming trip to Boston. Did Nick film everyone while they talked? Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you ca...

Graysie stops by and chooses what Our Heroes are eating this week. We think she mostly chose this because she wanted the cinnabon minis but whatever, Graysie Gets. Michael throws out the format, Graysie plays with toys, Nick talks feet. This ones got something for everyone BUT is Pizza Hut's newest pizza where the crust isn't crust worth your time? Or should you fly you fools away from this Ranch...

Our Heroes don't have a Ride Along this week so in its place we have an Eat Along for you. Grab some DQ and have lunch with the gang. Even Graysie is here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes had the deck stacked against them. They said it couldn't be done. We FINALLY go to the Boysenberry Fest at Knott's Berry farm and taste test the whole. damn. thing. In this episode, we'll break down how the day went, what we ate, our impressions of the overall festival, and the struggles to finally make this trip happen. A JAM PACKED ep for you, the bugs. Thank you for your support over...

Nick is helping! What's Black Bag about anyway? Join Our Heroes on the whole ride and pickup and reordering and waiting and getting and trying of the Starbucks Spring Menu. We think we got it all right but it's mostly wrong! Fun! DUDE lets go visit Rooster Teeth! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on e...

Putting aside the oil coffee disaster that was our previous Starbucks venture, Our Heroes BRAVELY return to this java shop to try their new Spring Menu. Starbucks has been hitting the skids as of late and they're hoping you'll stick around for free refills and stealable ceramic mugs. Should you bother grabbing a matcha drink from this place or does the lavendar coffee hit the spot. Either way, don...

Our Heroes have a drive back to the studio and they're full of hot honey but not pizza. They don't have that. Stop asking. Nick continues to not beat the allegations and we are NOT on steroids. But what if we were? Grab an insanely caffeinated soda and toss your cheezit key into the bowl. This Ride Along is great. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the dis...

Our Heroes head out to try Red Robin's NEW Mike's Hot Honey Chicke- wait. Didn't KFC just do this? Like literally just this? What is going on? Why is Hot Honey back and why is Mike specifically the bringer of it? Weird. But not as weird as Nick right at the top of this episode. He really sets the tempo for this one. Whoa. This goes in so many directions and you're not gonna see it coming. wink win...

Our Heroes are enjoying a nice day outside and Eric is inside with Pajama Pants People waiting for food. Don't worry, our order is up next. Wait, oh its a different one. So what about our food? Uhhhh we gotta review this food, there's no way they lost it. Is your name on it? Is your name on it? But is your name on it? Where's your name on it??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/...

Were these gone? Or are these new? Did we have this? Our Heroes lack object permanence so they go back to Little Caesar's to try the new bacon and cheese crazy puffs. They almost didn't. The order was lost. Or was it? Was your name on it? Terribly important questions that cause so many fights it'll make your head spin. Nick is ON ONE here. Dark Empath is carving a new future. Wait we didn't get to...

Our Heroes are on a long ride home from the B Dubs after hearing this guy make a bathroom phone call. Enjoy this insane car ride featuring cars that don't know where they're going and Nick talking about feet again. Come on. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes leave the vote up to you and you did this because of the poll on our Patreon. You're ridiculous but at least it wasn't Burger King. Anyway we get the Beer Cheese Cheesesteak and Chicken Parm at B Dubs which is so weird. No wings at all? Get on the phone in a public restroom and tell your friends this episode is a banger. You like pretzel bites? We had those. Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get...

It's a whole trip from there and back. Slap some mayo on your burger pizza and eat some hush puppies, Nick style. Also wait outside while Eric grabs this pizza and gets the bug out of his ear. Nick almost films all the stuff he needs to in this one! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Domino's finally cross the line and started doing a stuffed crust pizza. Will Our Heroes enjoy what Domino's, the best chain pizza crust, does in their new venture or is it too little too late for this flailing franchise. The dark empath has plenty to say about this but also he's scraping and slapping plus cheeseburger pizza in mayo? Look, we talk about the Taco Bell Live Mas Livestream disappoint...