100% Eat

Nick is grabbing sauce and sparkle from the Popeye's and Our Heroes are benefitting(?) from this. Nick's also been up since 4 so he's having fun. Look at how big these wraps are though. Sparkle it. We gotta know. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast ever...

Our Heroes, specifically Jordan, is mind controlling you somehow but you know what's out of control? The good vibes at Popeye's. Customers dancin, we're hangin out, we're not getting soda, someone's making coffee on a dining table, there's almost 30 accidents in the parking lot. Anything can happen, especially with food this good. Are the chicken dippers worth your time or are you getting chicken...

It’s a long trek back to the 100% Office but Our Heroes have already eaten so the conversation goes everywhere. You seen this TikTok yet? You watch the ghost interview from the computer? You ready to learn about Alex Earl? Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Po...

Nifty. Woop Woop. This one is off the rails from go when Our Heroes don't get the time from Nick. You voted for this one and we're eating it. It's mushy & mushy facts. Michael thinks Alix Earle is more like Alex Earl and there's some miscommunication but it's fine because Nick is feeling the momentum and really going for it. Is this a case of branding getting people to buy this burger because we c...

Our Heroes get Graysie back to the office in one piece even though she wants to go to an Amazon Warehouse, a waterpark, and Nick is trying to throw her under the bus. Nick is familiar with all of this and Eric calls it Drive Along. The food SUCKED and it sounds like maybe there's an inside joke you gotta get in on during the Michael, Jordan Podcast this friday. Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

Our Heroes take her to Zaxby's for some of the NEW lemon pepper wings and Graysie wants to heist Amazon warehouses. Graysie is back, and since the company shut down, she is free. NAHWU heads represent. Did you get the quesadilla or did you throw out the format? The works don't want to be there and we don't want to eat this food so it's a match made in heaven. Who is grabassing? Grab a shirt and wa...

We're riding high off of Michael's Amiibos and we're not sure about renaming Donkey Kong's friend. Nick's looking to spill and point blame and he's still got this old ass phone. Dude it's just chicken in a tortilla. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes return to the golden arch mecca to get the much lauded after Snack Wrap. These once affordable meal replacements are now burgeoning on the $4 mark so really what's the point? Maybe they're working on it, like Nick's phone. He's almost got those points. 114 year olds unite, this ones for YOU! AI is taking over. Yuck. Grab a shirt before the Switchfork comes back (early September?) over a...

Graysie is driving because Eric can't, maybe physically and legally, so Our Heroes are trying to figure out next steps. Graysie has the horn in her car and she says that being particular is fun. Enjoy some cookies while Michael looks around for his keys in the car that they're not in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michael's starting HOT and Nick is falling apart but no one is falling apart more than Eric who almost died? Graysie came and ate with Our Heroes but, due to injury, was not able to record this episode at a later date. Either way, this bottomless app/Mt Dew radler combo is like more bottom of the barrel than bottomless treat? You want Graysie? You should watch this week's Michael, Jordan Podcast t...

Our Heroes are on the backroads trying to get back to their new office and we're breaking down the Refrescas. Are any of these cars moving or what? This route sucks. Don't worry, Nick has new evidence to present regarding the TV. CHECK OUT THIS NEW TV! We mostly just love the size, not the fidelity. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other...

We're TV/VCR combo guys now. Imagine if we made a 13" TV with 100% mold plastic around it. Oh we're reviewing food, sorry we got distracted. Taco Bell is like a year away from making hamburgers at this point but does their crispy chicken offering defeat the rest of their menu? Crispy chicken the long was it a big swing and we're chowing it down. Sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35%...

Michael stops at Popeyes and is disappointed but Nick shows you how to drink soda without a straw. Why does he do this? Why did he do this? Why would anyone do this? It also storms really suddenly and we talk about our live show. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jo...

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Our Heroes return to Wendy's and maybe it's not so bad? We didn't want this but maybe we give it a chance? Either way, we're in our new office and the set is looking good but is the Taki's Fuego Meal bringing the fire like a certain AH reunion? Shake up your meal with these fries that cannot belong to Wendy's. Also Michael hates Taki's. Grab a shirt before the Switchforks return because there's no...

Our Heroes set out to eat before their live episode before WAY before their live episode. Is Michael's recommendation worth it even though he hasn't been to this one? Does this trip sort of shade how the live episode went? Does Nick feel good in this one? That'll make sense later. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, st...

Our Heroes take it to Home Brew Austin for a LIVE episode of 100% Eat where they eat and review Not a Damn Chance Burger. This Austin spot is expanding but is it worth the price? Can you take a guess at how much 4 burgers and 2 fries cost here? It's really something. Enjoy Nick being the most placid you've ever seen him. Also enjoy Mikey's abs. Unhinged. The Switchfork & two new shirts come out TO...

Our Heroes give you a JUMBO ride along this week. In a last second pivot, they've stolen the cinnamon rolls and they are taking them to Graysie who could not make it to Cici's. Enjoy this reeeeaalllly long episode to put a bow on our last office. Say goodbye to F-114. Wait are we allowed to say that? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes, benevolently, take the Sauce Monkey to Cici's so he'll stop crowing about it. This pizza buffet has seen better days but it's still alive and kicking, plus there's a bunch of people here for a mid day lunch. Michael is falling apart, Nick tells us that we should have done well after we left, and we all recount Graysie not being there physically but pretty much there in every other way....

Our Heroes talk about Anacrime and the theft of Labubu. We also break down Burger King and how much it tastes like fake smoke. Gross. You're gross. Anyway, who should the Sauce Monkey fight in Death Battle? You can hear his big smile the whole time. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and...

Our Heroes head back to Papa Johns, which is not owned by Papa John, to try this Cheddar Crust pizza. Is it worth your time? Is it worth our time? Why did they make this? Which one of us is still screaming about Cici’s? You know who. Switchforks and TWO NEW SHIRTS on sale July 1 only at https://100percenteat.store Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get an extra four months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent. Al...

Board your dragon (Eric’s Hyundai) and ride along with Our Heroes on their way back from BK with the food. They talk live action remakes, Lilo & Stitch, explain how to train your dragon to Eric, and realize this burger is just a whopper. TAKE FLIGHT! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, an...

Our Heroes, because of you, return to Burger King, because of you, to try the new How to Train Your Dragon Menu, because of you. You did this. This meal includes a red burger, reddish mozarella sticks, a lightish red drink, and a sundae without nuts. Only one thing is spicy. Can we train this meal or does BK get knocked down a peg again. It still tastes like that huh? And next week we'll be announ...

Nick is losing his mind and Our Heroes are really into this shake. Eric's getting lots of a phone calls on the way back to the office then we get a chance to stir our mac before eating. That's how you know it's good, right? Right? What's that sound like? Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything...

Nick is on one. This is what Our Heroes get for going back to back. Anyway, we gotta see if Arby's has the meats by getting a shake and some funky mac n cheese. We also get some BBQ sandwiches that Cedric the Entertainer made? This is pretty off the rails from Go and we're kind of baffled by Arby's previous high scores. Can this food live up to some confusing numbers? Sponsored by Shady Rays. Than...