10 Things We Hate About Your Movie

Better movie if Brad Clitt is in it... Simple math + Mental retardation + Jim Carrey = The Number 23. Who get Fingerlinged at the zoo? Also, a ghost dog and a childhood dream of becoming an animal control officer is realized. Look at this and you'll like it!

Good lord.. Spoiler Alert: Terrible film.... Nick does his best to create a 1930's environment and fails. Chase reverts to his teenage angst and gives a defiantly "fuck you" to a movie that is lost to time and inconsequential. Also, had no idea that weed will drive you to rape, lunacy, inadvertent murder, and kissing your mother on the lips; it'll also ruin lives.. even white liv...

A Mesquita is not what you think... Do we get a classic Chase hate? Yes... Who loves Brooke Shields blowing jelly out of her head? Why is this movie called Freeway instead of Subway? You'll hear.. Also, Justin isn't good at words. Listen and Love it!

Why does Justin like these movies? Is this better or worse than 5? Where does this Scream rank according to Justin? You fuck with our Podcast, You die! Also, why is cops liking money relevant? Listen and find out

Why is a bear high on coke funny? Elsa and Olof in a rated R movie? Did Keri Russell get hotter with time? Does character actress Margo Martindale steal the show? Listen and learn!

How huge is David Schwimmer's acting range? Who are Anne Heche's two guest stars? Would this have been a better movie if it were a cartoon? Are Pirates real? Listen and find out!

Remember Y2K? Catherine Zeta Jones does... Is this the most convoluted movie ever? And who thinks Catherine Zeta Jones is a giant crybaby? Listen....

Is Jittering Jack autistic? Who has jungle fever for Angela Bassett? Why are birds significant? Did she ever not have a groove? 

How many hates can there be? How diverse is Forks, Washington? Who doesn't know how to google? Who's guttural sounds does Justin love? Listen and learn...

Is David Spade depressed? What horror icon makes a special appearance? Why is corn funny? What is Rip Torn's wife's bra size? Listen and find out!

Is this the worst movie we've watched so far? Yes.. Who thinks this is a communist manifesto? Who hates the CGI? No Chase but we have Chase hates. Listen!

Who's the biggest racist? Who thinks all Wayans' look alike? Does Chase come out of his shell? Nah... Who made margaritas to distract from their racism? Listen and find out!

What's it like to watch a movie with Justin? Can Chase produce a cohesive insult? Why the fuck do we bother with Will? Did JFK deserve to die? Listen and Learn!

Who picked this movie but didn't watch it? Is that person an asshole? Does that person deserve to be beaten? It's Will.... Also, Chase might be dead... Listen!

Does Will return? Spoiler.. no... Does anyone like this movie? another spoiler.. kinda... Who made jalapeno poppers? Jew jokes? Listen and find out!

Who gets a boner from this movie every holiday season? Does Justin like a heavy flow? Who's uncle made questionable home videos? Will Chase go off on an irrelevant tangent? (spoiler: yes) Listen anyway!

Does Will bitch out on us again? Will there be any hates in common? Who's a fan of sodomy? What does Samuel L. Jackson think of this role? Listen and find out!

Will is baking cookies with his mother-in-law, so he's not here... Why is peter the problem with this movie? Is MJ just another white trash statistic? Does Chaseface understand the premise of the podcast? Who jerked it to the movie? Listen and learn!

Why does 3/4's of the crew sound like shit? Which one of us thinks this is better than Sweeney Todd? Can Josh Hutchinson legally qualify for disability as a midget? Tune in and find out!

The fearsome foursome down to a throbbing threesome. Which member isn't there? Why is Vecna relevant? Who participates in the barber Olympics? Who has grass roots ad campaign? Are meat pies a metaphor for Helena Bonham Carter's vagina? Listen and find out!

The fearsome foursome all together! Some of the obvious hates but also some not so obvious ones. Why do feet play such a pivotal role? How does the foam train work? Does Chaseface speak in full sentences? Listen and find out!

Justin, Will, and Chaseface break down our top 10 reasons we hate this movie. Who wants the title to be changed? Who thinks this would work better as a romantic slasher? How many times will Chasefaces computer drop his call? Listen to find out!

How can you hate a Halloween classic? You gotta try hard and dig deep. Who’s face disgusted one of us? Who wants a map of Haddonfield? What is the unlikely number one reason we hate this movie? Listen to find out!

Trailer. First two episodes dropping on October 31st! Halloween (1978) and Halloween Ends!