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Jason, Hitler, Alice Cooper lyrics, and crotch shots... Things that sound better on paper than in real life. Also, what you can expect in a podcast about hating Jason Lives.. The sixth effing moving (out of 12... yes.. 12) in this awful franchise. And with Friday the 13th coming up on the calendar, you can listen to Friday the 13th on your favorite podcast that creates a top ten hate list for movi...

Justin has slashes for a slasher... He came (ejaculated) 5 minutes in and rallied (set his spentness and tiredness aside) for the rest of the podcast. The parentheses were for Justin.. He didn't get it. Anyway, its stupid Scream and we spend entirely far too long on it.. Enjoy.

Our top ten beloved movies from Season 1. 44 movies to choose from. Spoiler alert Chaseface f*cks our list up.. Having Justin math doesn't help either.. Justin meth more like it.. Am i right? See you in two weeks for Season 2!

Our top ten hated movies from this season. 44 movies to choose. Which one will be number 1. If you listen, you know... Chaseface jukes the stats. Obviously. We tried to guess each other's but failed miserably... Gearing up for an Epic 2nd season!

Chaseface choice... He wants to stay relevant in social circles so Paul Reubens dies and now we're watching Pee-wee. It's fine... A couple of us are passionate about this film on one extreme or another. Pee-wee is kind of a dick... Just sayin and is asexual at best. Although, it has alamo jokes. Kids today don't even know what the alamo is.. Thats worth a watch. P.S. terrible episode..

One of the greatest satires of our time... No, but can be hilarious if viewed in the right lens. Justin always goes straight for gross-out sex jokes... He's like a bad female comedian..Seriously.. Sometimes he hits a funny one. Like 1 out of 10. I'd give him a 5 on this one. It's probably the divorce... So now I feel bad. Anyway, Demolition Man. Listen and love it!

No Chase equals episode off the rails.. Nick and Justin go off script so prepare yourself. It's terrible. So much to love so much to hate. Why is schizophrenia mixed with drugs and homelessness relevant? "Where are the guns!?" Justin asks.. a lot.. Another ginger, another ruined character.. Listen to it

What do happy people and this episode have in common? ....No Chase... Got 'em. But we have a special guest and you still have Nick and Justin. Beethoven? not that bad. Although... questionable age gaps in that family. *spoiler alert* The dog has magic powers. Also, Helen Hunt or Bonnie Hunt, who ya got? If you choose Helen, well, then you are stupid.

Snoozers... Reginald VelJohnson only plays a cop ever... Well... in his off-time he plays a dad. This is just one big cliché... Also, there's more peanut butter talk. Justin's obsessed with Tom Hanks' bulge.. That's all he talk about, seriously.. I wish I would have counted how many times he mentioned his cock outline in his man panties. Just listen to say you did..

Dog days of summer = dog movies... So, Cujo makes sense. One of the hosts will teach you about the serious nature of financial abuse.. Look it up.. And the other two talk a lot about peanut butter... Pretty much sums up this one. Listen and enjoy like a completely private room with peanut butter and non-rabid Cujo...

Nick didn't watch this hunk of crap... Thank god.. Shannon Elizabeth is in it and she's hot, right? I think so... Justin doesn't care for her. Kind of strange.. You'd think he'd take anything he can get these days, but he's very particular. I'm not sure he could do better than Shannon but maybe she's aged poorly or is insufferable... Anyways, 13 ghosts. You're g...

Why does Nick get on his high horse? F*ckin Deerhunter? Seriously... Thank god for Samuel L. Jackson and Kevin's dad. Why would criminals, even juvenile ones, shave their head in a stolen car right before they are going to commit a one eight seven? Also, Chase watched this one so.. prepare yourself.. Chase Hates... Enjoy!

Why is Michael Rapaport in anything? The XFL is a pipe dream and everyone knows it.... Why are frosted tips relevant? How about a Re Wife? Am I right? Why does Terry Crews hang around weak men and a terrible lady henchman? Tune in to find out...

July is numbers month... We wanted to do Jew-ly and watch jew movies but chase (of course) chose numbers.. 2 hours of commentary on a bad action blockbuster. Why is Randy Newman relevant? Guess who didn't watch? Another Justin and Nick episode.. Good luck getting through it..

Who picked this movie? Who didn't show up? Who has the face only Rocky Dennis could love? And honestly who gives a f*ck? Lots of sideways rants and off-topic shenanigans in this one. If John Hughes was alive, would you let him babysit your children overnight? That's called a litmus test for CPS. Listen to it. Its a long one but a good one... says John hughes to adolescent teens. Boom roast...

Chase loves it... So prepare yourselves.. Its a Chase episode. We're bringing "Tranny" back. Or is it Trannie? Doesn't matter.. its fun to say. Does that make me a dick? Get it? cuz tranny. Also, the guy who tried to sabotage Kevin McAllister's New York christmas vacation is in it. Listen and enjoy

Who disagrees with the rules of this magic? Why is Subway Jared relevant? Did you see that documentary on him? That guy is a piece of garbage... Sick motherf*cker! Seriously.. the things he's recorded saying are just awful. Can we bring back firing squads for pedophiles? No? Why not? Probably cuz Epstein and all his buddies... Jared is almost as bad.. Lying about your relationship with food an...

Another long HP podcast... Who says, "Ron is just a big ugly ginger dick"? Who does not care for the instant magic teleporting "rules"? Why is it okay to bind a child by death to a contract to play a deadly game? Should Dumbledore be brought up on charges? Listen and you'll like it

Another terrible horror movie... Who gets erections watching this film? Spoiler.. Justin and Chaseface. Why is old porn more appropriate than this film? Who should be stricken off the plane...? Listen and find out

Continuing our 4th in a franchise May theme because we hate ourselves... Its a different f*ckin shark.. Nonsensical. A lot of sexual innuendo amongst family.. Is Ellen a terrible human being? If Michael and his mom hookup, will this bring disaster to the city and family? Is that what this is all about? Is Michael the modern day King of Thebes? gross...

Pauley. Robot. Montages.

Luke's relatives? More like skelatives... Am I right? Who is disappointed in the HR department on the death star? Did Anakin's Mom get Force Raped? it does penetrate us.. Too many women and blacks.. Not enough Sand people. Listen and like it!

Full disclosure.. Its only Nick and Justin.. Lame.. A rare miss from JC. No, not Jesus Christ.. John Carpenter. Vampires without sparkles and brooding demeanor is nice and all but its a little clunky. But some dick jokes and fun practical effects. Listen anyway...

Continuing Easter-->Jesus-->Carpenter-->John Carpenter month. Chaseface was on point. A rare feat.. First transgender woman in a movie excepted as a woman?? No... but she looks like she used to be a man.. Justin hates chemistry.. which explains the divorce. If I had to choose between bubble gum and kicking ass, I would choose bubble gum.

A 10 things first.... The episode is completely upended. But Chaseface is still Chaseface... Justin has to rethink all of his experiences with Mortal Kombat even the sexual ones. All of us went out and got green contacts. Listen!