your pretend friends

Ep 27 - That's What You're Worried About?? 05.11.2024 56:13 ↓

also vote or whatever.

Ep 26 - Are We Ready To Sell Some Babies? (feat. Shining) 15.10.2024 1:26:41 ↓

Find Shining on IG & TikTok! https://www.instagram.com/shiningluvsmile/ https://www.tiktok.com/@shiningluvsmile

Ep 25 - Please Digitally Make My Nipples Hard (feat. Christian & Kevin) 09.10.2024 38:34 ↓

Please?

Ep 24 - Chalk It Up to The Game & Megalopolis Review (feat. Isaiah) 01.10.2024 1:26:10 ↓

Fuck bro. All cuddled up no shoes on...

Pretend Sports 2 - Electric Boo-f*ck our teams lost 25.09.2024 1:05:27 ↓

- Nebraska loses to Illinois - 49ers JV squad loses to Rams JV squad - Bryce Young sucks - Tua should retire - NFL QBs either got it or they don't

Ep 23 - I Stand for Dookie 24.09.2024 1:09:11 ↓

And poopie.

Ep 22 - Season 2 Premiere 17.09.2024 1:15:23 ↓

Don't worry, we hired new writers.

Ep 21 - Are you open? 10.09.2024 1:04:07 ↓

Please display hours clearly.

Ep 19 - Jacob's Dad pt. 2: Confetti on the Berlin Wall 27.08.2024 42:58 ↓

*graffiti

Ep 18 - Alien: Romulus (feat. Jacob's Dad) 20.08.2024 1:02:00 ↓

"A bunch of goo, I have to swim through or I'll get acid all over my butt."

Ep 17 - Jacob's Dad pt. 1 14.08.2024 1:10:43 ↓

You need to sweep the leaves, you need to do something.

Ep 16 - Canaduh (feat. Karan) 07.08.2024 1:32:07 ↓

The podcast hires an HR department.

Ep 15 - Deadpool & Wolverine 29.07.2024 47:39 ↓

"Look at me! I'm Ryan Reynolds aren't I so quirky and meta!" - Nathan

Ep 14 - The Empire Strips Back (feat. Jasmine, Logan, & Marissa) 24.07.2024 1:13:33 ↓

We're joined by dancers from The Empire Strips Back burlesque show.

Ep 13 - Emergency Broadcast 17.07.2024 1:36:01 ↓

Ass ass in nation attempt.

Ep 12 - Pretend Sports 09.07.2024 1:02:35 ↓

We will be back to our regularly scheduled pod next week.

Ep 11 - That's an awfully hot coffee pot 02.07.2024 1:29:42 ↓

You can like Kim too much.

Ep 10 - Wah Gwan Delilah 25.06.2024 1:28:29 ↓

TD, RBC, Scotiabank, R.B.C., C.I.B.C., P.C Financial

Ep 9 - Gosh! 18.06.2024 1:30:22 ↓

Pad Thai isn't real

Ep 8 - Freeform jazz 2: electric boogaloo 04.06.2024 1:20:48 ↓

Despicable Lee: The Minions Fight for State Rights

Ep 7 - Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga review & Apple's Top 100 Albums 28.05.2024 1:37:48 ↓

Air Bud: Pupcast

Ep 6 - AI made this sh*tty title (feat. Mark) 21.05.2024 1:25:29 ↓

The beginning of the end? (you'll have to look up the monkey video yourself, we decided it's too overtly disgusting to link.)

Ep 5 - Freeform jazz 15.05.2024 1:41:47 ↓

The devil wants you to own a Subaru.

Ep 4 - Now THIS is podcasting! (Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace 25th anniversary) 08.05.2024 1:48:05 ↓

BIIIIIG pod a cast!

Ep 3 - Gentile Seinfeld 05.05.2024 1:24:45 ↓

There's nothing particularly interesting about airline food.