What A Time To Be Alive

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about an Instagram model who is too beautiful, a juror in the Elizabeth Holmes case who was caught playing Sudoku, how Penny the fire pig waded into the anti-vax debate, the high school football team that won 106-0, and why SpaceX astronauts will be wearing diapers on the ride home We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff!: www.patreon...

Folks, on this week's ep we hear a surgeon taking a substitute teacher nap, NFT nerds paying to touch a tungsten cube, how you can save money by eating lunch at Six Flags, the horniest micro pig ever, and the lost hiker who kept ignoring rescue calls Check us out on this week's episode of 'Howell Dawdy's Fast Track' here: https://soundcloud.com/user-355057818/fast-track-presents-tracktober-mummy-j...

Folks, the hilarious Dan Licata joins us on this week's episode to discuss what item we'd like to thrown into the Grand Canyon, why the UK might be putting smoking warnings on individual cigarettes, the bizarre reasons why a British nurse was fired, why you shouldn't start a scam charity to buy a rare Pokemon card, and why protected buzzards are causing problems for a North Carolina town Follow Da...

Folks, on this week's ep we learn about why you shouldn't call 911 just because you have to pee, a fun prank involving a shark tracker, why one man decided to make his house constantly rotate, why crabs are being fucked up by magnets, and the British baker going off on cheap U.K. sprinkles We're doing another LIVE podcast w/ special guest Jo Firestone at Caveat in NYC this Saturday, October 23rd a...

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about a 27,000 year old ancient toilet, how the details of a French military tank were divulged on an internet forum, the rescued castaways who were very chill about the situation, why a college football coach threw a clipboard into the stands, and Meghan Trainor pooping next to one of the Spy Kids We're doing another LIVE podcast w/ special guest Jo Firestone at C...

Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive we hear about why a record setting catfish catch was disqualified, Shakira being attacked by wild boars, the severe lack of clowns in Ireland, an accidental crypto app payout, and the missing drunk man who joined a search party to find himself We're doing another LIVE podcast w/ special guest Jo Firestone at Caveat in NYC on Saturday, October 23rd at 7...

Folks, the hilarious Julia Claire joins us on this week's ep as we hear about the start of Fat Bear Week 2021, how a new white paint could mean the end of air conditioning, how the sixty year old owner of a pro soccer team played most of the game, the gorilla's at the Bronx zoo that blow each other, what culinary treat was being made on a missing headstone, and the Boston school children who have...

Folks, we investigate the phenomenon of overly hyper kids before hearing the nicknames featured in a mob bust, why cows were toilet trained by scientists, the vindictive reason for a prop related theater accident, how weird bugs in Scotland were the first things to ever have sex, and the New Zealand politician who has been struck by lightning three times We're doing another LIVE podcast w/ a speci...

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about how polar bears beat up walrus's in the wild, the priest who married a satanic author, the capybara's reclaiming nature in Argentina, the creative way Russian polticians are messing with each other during an election, and how you can now hologram yourself into a long distance wedding We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff!: www...

Folks, on this week's episode we learn why cows were airlifted in Europe, an anti-Semitic mix up over a plane banner, why a cube of chicken meat went through airport security, why the Federal Trade Commission is taking a look at broken McFlurry machines, and why viper venom could replace horse paste as the new COVID cure for morons We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more s...

Folks, due to a technical error we are starting this episode at #3, and to make it up to you, we're adding on this week's Patreon bonus episode onto the second half. But enjoy the rest of the episode and hear us learn about bean based vandalism in England, how much a single hot dog can shorten your life expectancy, and the legal verdict of the adult son suing his parents after they threw away his...

Folks, on this week's ep we learn about the Rockies pitcher who heroically pitched through diarrhea, why a Canadian couple couple had pizza burgers at their wedding, Larry David's altercation with Alan Dershowitz, what it's like to get text messages from a demon, and why you have to be careful around Russian baggage claims   We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stu...

Folks, on this week's ep we learn why an elderly, British tourist hated her trip to Spain, olympian Tom Daley's lovely knitting, the highway accident that caused a pig spill, the hermit that wants everyone to get vaccinated, and why you should work on your penmanship before committing a robbery We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff!: www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Ch...

Folks, we've got exclusive Olympics coverage involving horses getting scared of sumo wrestlers, a massive chicken fat spill in Mississippi, why you can't sue McDonald's for breaking your fast, and why some chipmunks have the bubonic plague We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff!: www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Check out our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/w...

Folks, Andrew Rosas joins us on this week's episode to hear about the record set by a losing 'Jeopardy!' contestant, the upside down flying goose, why French teens are using government funds to buy manga, the unruly Scottish man who stole a national mascot, and why a Bin Laden mansion is on the market Get tickets to our live show this Thursday at Caveat in NYC here: https://www.caveat.nyc/event/wh...

Folks, the hilarious Dan Yang joins us on this week's ep as we learn about how you can destroy historical property by swerving to not hit a squirrel, the cruel prank played on a penis pump purchaser, the vinegar spitting lobster scorpion of Texas, what celestial body a Scottish cop thought was a drone, and the ancient piss we would love to be buried with Get tickets to our live show on August 5th...

Folks, Jeremy Levick & Rajat Suresh join us on this week's episode to learn why jumping off abridge is a bad way to beat traffic, the goats assigned to fight NYC's "weed" problem, the drunk women who broke into Xi'an Famous Foods, why a man found defective bowling balls buried in his yard, and the brand new Freedom Phone! Get tickets to our live show on August 5th at Caveat in NYC here: https:...

Folks, Dylan Gelula & Broti Gupta from the 'Lecture Hall' podcast join us on this week's ep to get an update on the lost British walrus, some mystery dynamite that scared some miners, the tooth house, how one woman's 'Milf Mobile' is angering Maine politicians, and the Tiny Cow from Bangladesh Get tickets to our live show on August 5th at Caveat in NYC here: https://www.caveat.nyc/event/what-a...

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about how a sex doll can be confused for a dead body, how one woman woke up to a negative bank account amount in the billions, the mystery 'Dragon Man' skull, how the Tour de France was derailed by one woman's sign, and the ongoing legal definition of Subway's tuna  We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff!:  https://www.patr...

Folks, on this week's ep we learn about why you shouldn't start a Subway-themed weed dispensary, why Stephen A. Smith doesn't like the Westminster dog show winner, why antidepressants are making crayfish bolder, the aerial prank pulled off by an Australian man, and the worms that have awakened as crazy We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff!: www.patreon.com/whatati...

Folks, on this week's episode we talk about the dog who got a job after being yeeted out of a car, the U.K. man who is allowed to visit the pub while out sick from work, the Chinese zoo that was very chill about a Leopard escape, the man who was swallowed by a whale and lived to tell the tale, and why a new Slip n' Slide game show was cancelled due to too much diarrhea  We are on Patreon! Bec...

Folks, Dave Weigel joins us on this week's episode where we learn about the terrifying, suspended, glass pool in London, why a porn link was placed in a Ukrainian school textbook, why a replica of Noah's Ark won't be casting out anytime soon, why you shouldn't call Nintendo's bluff when they sue you, and the hero landmine detecting rat who is finally retiring  Follow Dave on Twitter @daveweig...

Folks, the hilarious Carolyn Page joins us on this week's episode to hear about a large amount of vibrators were stolen from a bar, a hedgehog without quills, why they're refusing to release John Steinbeck's werewolf novel, the arthritic, unathletic alligator that escaped, and the sex related item that was found in an old safe Follow Carolyn @jacuzzitubbs, & check out TV&D w/ Eli at twitch...

Host of 'Election Profit Makers' & the creator of FXX's 'Dicktown', David Rees joins us on this week's episode to learn about Siberia's grave digging contest, one's man's used coffee cup related revenge plan, why the CDC does't want you kissing and cuddling chickens, the large adult son who bought his way onto a Chinese soccer team, and why cicadas are suddenly dickless and hornier Follow Davi...

Folks, on this week's ep we find out how many pints each Brit must drink to save all their pubs, why Italians were offended by Elon Musk's Wario, why you shouldn't storm a high school in search of Instagram followers, the controversy surrounding an Irish horse guy statue, and Chicago's cat based plan to get rid of their rat problem We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more s...