Two Guys Talking About Lettuce

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It's true! (by true, I mean false)

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We coulda called it Curse Purse, but whatever.

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This is what happens when Greg has no plan.

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Or a Kha-fece, a word I just made up.

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Something weird going on with that Patreon section.

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It's NOT who you think!

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and MORE medical tips!

I'm Not a Doctor But I'll Remove Your Gall Bladder 24.08.2026 44:18 ↓

and MORE medical tips!

I'm Not a Doctor But I'll Remove Your Gall Bladder 23.08.2026 44:18 ↓

and MORE medical tips!

APOLOGIES FOR THE ALL CAPS TITLE 16.08.2026 46:45 ↓

apologies for the no caps in this description

The End... You're Welcome 09.08.2026 46:28 ↓

It's the end of the world, and you're welcome. We feel fiiiiiiine.

Craig Is Conversationally Aggressive 02.08.2026 43:28 ↓

The final in-person LA episode. Eating horse and whale, the movie Obsession and its ominous bedspread, Craig's favorite things from the trip (sushi burritos, Lomo Saltado, swimming, running up the hill), and getting banned then unbanned on Bad Movies Live.

Don't Put Your Baby in the Fireplace 26.07.2026 44:53 ↓

July 4th fireworks and finger safety, the safety glass guy who fell out the window, Darwin Awards, Toad the Wet Sprocket origin story, Wayne's World, and ADHD daymares.

Your Face Is Gonna Get Pummeled! 19.07.2026 44:46 ↓

Coffee turning Craig into a morning person, dogs with opposable thumbs (and what they could do with them), Greg hates Magic Spoon, meeting Ron Howard and Henry Winkler at a sushi restaurant, and face pummeling.

I Touched Craig's Face With a Limp Hand, Here's What Happened 12.07.2026 43:47 ↓

Craig visits Greg in person! They discuss nood lighting, nap science, Andy Kaufman's tall desk, meth pods, Matthew McConaughey on Friends, Reese's Pieces, and the limp hand ear touch that changed the world.

On the Spectrum of Ezra 05.07.2026 46:10 ↓

Craig visits Greg in LA. Topics covered: blood showers, Bram Stoker, face rubbing, pot gummies, sleep habits, negotiating contracts, and why Enron failed (it was Scientology).

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For real. We do talk about that.

You Can't Cook a Fart 21.06.2026 43:48 ↓

But actually that's a lie. You can sauté it.

Two Guys Talking About Lettuce the Band 14.06.2026 44:02 ↓

Let's get funky!

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But you don't know what we're spoiling!

HUBBA HUBBA! 31.05.2026 43:42 ↓

Also, let's learn about Common Law!

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also some stuff about playboy

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The episode that almost never was.

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Omnomnomnomnom

OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK 26.04.2026 44:04 ↓

See if you can find the major glitch in this one... other than our personalities.