Two Dolts

Live Podcast at Vinny's PT: 1. Male part names in other languages, Fair Chicks, and more! 28.07.2022 54:41 ↓

We learn what male extremities are called in other languages! We talk about types of women at the fair, and we also coin a phrase for when your pants go up your butt (Donkey-Tail). 

Would you rather dump someone or be dumped? We also talk average height and "length" in men. 17.07.2022 1:39:23 ↓

Would you rather dump or be dumped? Darrell is a dumper, and Chris (is a sissy walking rom-com) wants to be dumped so he can walk in the rain like it's some sort of Cusack movie. 

Best or Worst & Most Google'd terms vs Most Searched Porn terms 16.07.2022 56:18 ↓

We check out a few things: First we talk about things that are good or bad now VS the past Then we get in to the nitty gritty of what searches are most prevalent on Google and on porn sites. Rejoice!

Survival Stories that are INSANE, Staircase of Loretto, Teaching Kids to be Entrepreneurial. 09.07.2022 1:40:29 ↓

Darrell is back from his "vacation" and we talk about improbable survival stories, mystical staircases, and teaching kids to be entrepreneurial vs followers. 

London is Falling 25.06.2022 1:06:40 ↓

The London's join the podcast, Chris's internet sucks total balls.....we try. 

Chris Kills Himself - Spiritually 08.06.2022 1:13:31 ↓

A spiritual cleanse? Or maybe he did something stupid because he's dumb. 

Runs DJB - Darrell has the runs 06.06.2022 1:06:33 ↓

Darrell powers through amazing abdominal pain...mediocrity ensues. 

Found Gold Nugget and Megan Fox Blood 14.05.2022 1:04:00 ↓

We didn't have many topics and our compliance manager sure tried to keep us in line. Whooopssss

The hardest we've laughed in forever: Gameshow Pitch Ideas 07.05.2022 1:28:50 ↓

We both peed laughing. 

Depp, Musk, and turd pillows 02.05.2022 1:14:05 ↓

We talk about Johnny Depp, Elon Musk, and is a healthy log on your pillow a sign of endearment? 

The Return of Tez 02.05.2022 2:08:40 ↓

A familiar face pops in and we discuss his budding movie career. 

They settle on an event in the summer!!! DoltFEST 09.04.2022 1:28:18 ↓

Who cares, balls, butts, rage

Darrell was in a Coma for a MONTH!!!! Lets catch him up! 26.03.2022 1:50:53 ↓

We catch up and Darrell gets queued up with what has happened in his absence. 

Darrell is SMASHED 22.02.2022 1:40:59 ↓

Watch or listen to Chris try to pull a HAMMERED Darrell through a podcast. 

Adam Sandler Leading Women Draft 14.02.2022 1:22:28 ↓

We discuss Adam Sander movies and talk about the leading women in his movies. 

We make fun of each other...I think. 07.02.2022 1:16:09 ↓

More trash for everyone to listen to. 

Minnie in a pantsuit and which one of the guys would be the hottest chick 31.01.2022 1:12:47 ↓

Somewhat topical, but also we use an application to turn all the guys into chicks - hilarity almost shows up. 

We're All-Stars Now...in the WOKE SHOW 24.01.2022 1:14:26 ↓

In order to get a younger demographic, the boys go WOKE. Get ready for some He/Him and let's take a big old dump on the patriarchy! 

What's the worst way to die? 17.01.2022 1:10:20 ↓

We talk about the worst ways to die and then forget we're talking about that and get drunk. 

Football bets & other things 15.01.2022 1:11:12 ↓

We bet on football. Yay....

Egypt and Aliens 15.01.2022 1:12:55 ↓

It's no surprise that Chris goes on another tangent about Aliens. 

We talk about time travel...very very stupidly. 03.01.2022 1:37:39 ↓

Special in-studio guest sticks around for another show. How it possibly got any worse than the first show, I'll never understand. 

We have our second ever guest sit in. We talk Betty White, John Madden, and other stuff of less importance. 03.01.2022 1:10:39 ↓

We have a special guest in the studio. WE talk a myriad of subjects but most importantly show our love for Betty White & John Madden. RIP. 

the guys plan an event 15.12.2021 2:05:38 ↓

We begin to plan an event that will happen in March 2022. 

Weather ruins everything 15.12.2021 1:08:24 ↓

The weather ruined our live podcast.