Two Dolts

Darrell Starts This Episode Asleep, Chris Gets Rescued By The Human Cheat Code 13.02.2021 1:28:14 ↓

Having friends is great. Being friends with the human cheat code is better. 

Back in the saddle. 23.01.2021 2:23:06 ↓

The boys discuss traveling and some things that, as I write this, I literally can't remember. hahahahah

Darrell's Rainbow Sunday's 06.01.2021 1:27:57 ↓

The guys discuss gay softball leagues and how much funnier that community is.

2020 Year in Review 04.01.2021 1:27:55 ↓

The guys have their 2020 Year in Review. They used the pop-a-matic bubble to determine seeding and the final awards based on their 6 selections. Darrell had technical difficulties and returns about 30 minutes in.

Baltimore Redux 04.01.2021 1:27:57 ↓

The boys talk about their trip to Baltimore during a "lost weekend"

Thanksgiving and other fun shenanigans 06.12.2020 1:31:13 ↓

The boys talk about random stuff and other things and such.

Weird Beer 2 26.11.2020 1:28:00 ↓

It's weird beer 2....starts out well, and ends terribly. Rage.

The Boys Do Baltimore 24.11.2020 1:48:35 ↓

The boys rehash a trip to Baltimore thus proving that 2 drunk minds don't equal one semi-sober mind.

Episode 19:A utopian society 14.11.2020 1:21:36 ↓

The guys discuss communism, weed, and.....well, the smurfs.

Spies Like Us: The Culper Ring 14.11.2020 1:01:34 ↓

The guys discuss Washington's spies, girls, and other mundane things.

Bar Fights and shenanigans 24.10.2020 1:31:49 ↓

the boys discuss bar fights and all around tomfoolery

Wine night,SON! 17.10.2020 1:08:18 ↓

The boys drink wine and get all jiggy wit it

Trouser Gremlins & Dogsh*t 05.10.2020 1:48:35 ↓

It's Chris' 10 year anniversary. We talk about the engagement process, Steve his stupid dog, trouser gremlins, and other really stupid stuff.

New Format and Half a 'Cast 03.10.2020 45:07 ↓

We're messing with a new format and guess what - CHRIS forgot to hit record. Rage

Two Dolts Episode 13:Darrell Does England 09.09.2020 1:32:02 ↓

The boys discuss movie characters they would like to be, music icons, and Darrell teaches us all about geography.

Two Pickets to Shitsberg 03.09.2020 1:04:59 ↓

The guys get engulfed in the flames of busch latte's and bourbon. If you close your eyes and really listen, you can hear brain cells actually hanging themselves before they are ravaged by booze. Of course, Darrell's brain cells went out like that weird guy from Kung-fu with the rope and the lotion and stuff...Chris's went out like Hemingway and Cobain - that boom boom pow.

Two Dolts Episode 11: Master Debators 31.08.2020 1:36:38 ↓

The boys are running for president. Darrell leads the COCKtail party, against Chris' Equality for All party.

Two Dolts Episode 10: Parallel Pooping 27.08.2020 2:23:02 ↓

The boys go down memory lane and then ask each other stupid questions. Also, the most epic pooping of the pants story is in here.

Two Dolts Episode 9: Darrell is a Bully 23.08.2020 1:05:21 ↓

Darrell gets called a bully, the guys talk about recent trends in bullying and cancel culture.

Episode 7:Pals 17.08.2020 1:11:42 ↓

The guys discuss friends of the past and present day.

Two Dolts Episode 6:PCU, Aliens, Turtles & Genius 31.07.2020 2:10:39 ↓

The guys prove to be especially stupid when discussing PCU, Cancel Culture, Turtles, and Genius. Enjoy!

Chris & Darrell Save The World 14.07.2020 1:54:21 ↓

The guys get kidnapped by the government and are put in charge of solving the urgent issues the world faces. Kind of like Armageddon, but less believable. They also talk about Zac Efron and swoon. Enjoy!

The Sea Is Life - Chris wants to be a pirate 03.07.2020 1:14:30 ↓

Chris wants to be a pirate, and before that they discuss 1980's teen pop idols.

The invention of suction cups (AKA: LOVE) 03.07.2020 55:18 ↓

This was supposed to be an episode about love....about relationships....instead, true to form, the guys took a hard right at Drunkville. ENJOY!!