The Turtle Reads

Comedian Kam Patterson joins the Turtle Reads to discuss the urban satire This Hoe Got Roaches in her Crib.

Kat Ramzinski joins Melissa and Clay to discuss Electroboy, the Memoirs of a Maniac

Melissa and Clay discuss A Haunting on Mars graphic novel with writer Zach Chapman

Melissa and Clay have comic book artist Chris Shehan on to discuss his book, The Autumnal.

Clay Foreman and Melissa Diaz are joined by author Gene Selassie and dive into the world of wrestling while discussing his book "And How they rumbled"

Come with us as we continue exploring the Dark Tower comics, although haphazardly, with our wonderful guest Janice Min

Craig Fergola rejoins Melissa and Clay on the podcast to discuss the first Dark Tower novel, The Gunslinger, and enjoy a few semi heated debates.

Clay and Melissa discuss the Discworld novel Guards, Guards! And delve into politics and conspiracies.

Mc Lunchboxx joins us as we discuss Andre The Giant: Life and Legend.

Clay and Melissa are joined by both Gene Getman and Justin O'Donnell as they discuss Dune as well as AI, autism, and spice.

Returning Guest Craig Fergola joins the podcast to lead us through the world of Stephen Kings The Dark Tower.

Join Clay, Melissa and special guest Austin-based comedian Jimmy Clifford as they ramble about Sandman Vol. 4 and 5 for another meandering episode of the Turtle Reads Pod.

Join Clay and Melissa as they wander around the plot to Neil Gaimen's Sandman Vol. 1 of the Sandman series, with plenty of ADD-infused tangents derailing the conversation along the way.

Clay and Melissa meander through the plot to Nail Gamen and Terry Pratchett's Good Omen's with plenty of distractions and tangential adventures along the way.

Clay and Melissa meander through the plot to The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas by Ursula K. Leguinne and Skankfest Hijinks

Clay and Melissa meander through Neil Gamon's American Gods with a plethora of cringe and/or funny pit stops along the way.

Clay and Melissa ramble through Micheal Ende's Neverending Story with plenty of pit stops about food, drugs and whatever offensive thought that can possibly come out of a couple of people with ADD's heads.

Clay and Melissa meander through the plot of Terry Pratchett's Wee Free Men, the 30th novel of the Discworld series.

Clay and Melissa meander through Terry Pratchett's 23rd installment of the Discworld series, "Carpe Jugulum." With lengthy pit stop at the most hellish place on planet earth: The HR Department.

Clay and Melissa meader through Terry Pratchett's "Maskerade," from the Discworld saga, plus drugs, sensory deprivation tanks, chiropractic scams, and more.

Melissa and Clay meander through the plot to Terry Pratchett's Lords and Ladies.

Clay and Melissa meander through Terry Pratchett's Discworld novel, Witches Abroad

Clay and Melissa meander through the plot to Terry Pratchett's third Discworld novel, Equal Rites, with plenty of tangents into pedos, whores, hoes, tricks, marks, johns and what we had for breakfast to boot.

Clay and Melissa meander through the plot to Raising Steam, with plenty of rants about politicians and bureaucrats to go around.

Melissa and Clay are joined by Austin comedian Craig Fergola to blast through the plot to Terry Pratchett's Holy Wood of the Discworld universe, and meander through hot topics like DIY movie making, the best cuisines for when you're under the influence, and Clay's high school book of poetry.