The Horror Virgin

"A zombie movie for gamers" Jon the gang while we hold up in an apartment for 25ish days and try not to kill each other.  Will we be able to survive the zombie outbreak long enough to hatch chickens in Mikey's Closet?  Find out now Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Ju-On: The Grudge (2002) See Privacy Po...

"This movie has a little bit of something for everyone's trauma" Join the gang while we kick off Asian horror Month with a deep dive on Incantation.  This is a super scary movie and has a little bit of everything to trigger all our hosts just right.  Enjoy. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: #Alive (2020)...

"Two million years of evolution. One perfect killer." Join the Gang while we descend on a sleepy spring break town to enjoy some much-needed R&R after last semester.  I hope nothing, that is millions of years old and loves the taste of human flesh, ruins our fun.   Oh well...  At least there will be boobs! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us...

"It's like if "Jaws" in JAWS was the good guy" Join the Gang while we try to capture an Orca.  Hopefully Captain Mikey will do it in an ethical way... and not like kill a mother Orca and her baby and then go legit crazy and end up following the father Orca to the north poll to kill each other.  I'm sure it will be fine. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us...

“I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole." Join the gang while we venture to Maine to find a honestly should have been an ancient croc..  But as it turns out it's just a croc that can swim across the ocean apparently.  either way enjoy this bonkers episode about this bonkers movie. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVir...

"Reaching new depths of terrible." Join the gang while we go to Sea World on vacation.  I'm sure the huge shark that bothered us for the past 2 summers won't follow us to Sea World.  That would be legit INSANE right?  I'm sure we are totally safe... Or are we? Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Lake...

"He's guaranteed to put some life, in your afterlife" Join the gang while we break down the 1980's classic "Beetlejuice". Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Jaws 3D (1983) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"The High Fidelity sequel you didn't know existed" Join the gang while we try to survive a night in room 1408.  Will Todd make it out of the air vent? Will Paige be able to traverse the outside ledge to the room next door?  Will Mikey prove that alcohol can solve everything? Find out now! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram...

"They're back" That's right.  They are back.  But this time 2/3rds of them sound different.  But join us anyway while we break down this terrible movie.  Why exactly is Kane obsessed with a little girl? Why is Craig T. Nelson talking about his ex-girlfriend's boobs with his wife? Is this the most racist movie we have ever done?  Find out now! Help Support our HV Family: ww...

"It's like Horror "Lake House, except Keanu's Dick isn't in the mailbox" Join the gang while we break down yet another grief-filled movie.  Although much like His House this movie is a banger.  And it takes place at a badass lake house... But you'll have to watch out for clitty. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram...

"Those damned lost 14 mins" Join the gang while we venture into our deepest traumas to discuss His House.  It's truly unfortunate that our trauma was found inside a "Gorey Hole", but alas.  That is where our trauma was found.  Enjoy the episode. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: The Night House (202...

"Peachfuzz would never hurt you" Join the gang while we break down 77 mins of bad improv thrown together as a "Movie".  Sorry.  We didn't care for this one.  Like at all. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin  Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram  Up next: His House (2020) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pri...

"Sex so good it literally kills a guy" Join the Gang while we venture deep into Texas in 1979 to make a Porno.  Will Todd direct a porno masterpiece?  Will Mikey run around in just tighty whities the whole movie? Will Paige get eaten by an alligator?  Find out now! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Creep (2014) Se...

"Gather Around the Campfire to Die!" Join the gang while we dive in to an EXTREMELY problematic movie.  Will Mikey be able to build a raft in tie to save Paige.  Will Todd get confused about which "Todd" people are referring too?  Find out now. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: X (2022) See Privacy...

"Seven deadly sins. Seven ways to die." Join the gang while we try to solve a string of murders before Mikeys one and only true love ends up with her head in a box.  Will Mikey convince Paige that Gotham is worth saving before it's too late.  Find out now Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: The Burning (19...

"Once you find someone who eats ass it's hard to let them go" Join the Gang while we dive into a Cannibalistic nightmare.  Well for Paige and Mikey it's more of a dream come true. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Se7en (1995) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at ht...

"You can't cheat death twice." Join the gang while they break down a sequel that reminds us that the only thing we really have to fear is the crushing realization that we too will die one day any there is nothing we can do about it.  oh. and there are like Rube Goldbergian style deaths. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagr...

"Ding Dong. Director's Cut" Mikey has been hold up in his Aunt's old house, writing his Vietnam book.  But his Neighbor Todd has noticed some Odd behavior.  WIll Paige make it in time to save the boys from doing something incredibly stupid?  Find out now. *Featuring BoneBat Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram...

"Be Careful, child ghost bullies at Play" Join Todd and special Guest Sammy Smart from TS;DW, while they get bullied by ghost kid versions of Mikey and Paige. Will Ghost kids Mikey and Paige convince Todd and Samy to watch enough snuff films to please Bughuul? I hope Deputy So & So saves them before Mikey and Paige convince Sammy to kill Todd. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/Horro...

"Podcast Beyond Your Wildest Dreams." Join the gang while we venture back into dream land to battle Freddy.  I really hope EVERY DREAM WARRIOR doesn't get killed off in the first 20 mins... Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Sinister 2  (2015) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California...

"Time To Cut Out The Cancer" Join the gang while we break down the highest budget Mikey Movie we have ever seen.  I don't know if it was all how crazy it got... or how well it's made.  But we Low Key Loved this movie Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master  (198...

"Obey The Rules Of The Trilogy... Or Die." Join the gang while we try and figure out who Ghostface is this time.  Why it is impossible for it to be who it is. And why we absolutely don't care that this movie makes ZERO sense. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Malignant  (2021) See Privacy Policy at https...

"1 of the 7 freakiest podcasts in the world" Join the gang while we venture into one of the scariest places on earth.  Will we discover who won the ping pong ball tournament?  Or what secret herbs and spices make up the Colonel's Chicken recipe?  Either way... no one is making it out of this episode alive!!!!! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @Horr...

"The Luck of the Irish... Just Ran Out!" Join the Gang, and special Guest Caleb From SCREAM! and Horror Soup, While we break down this INSANE movie.  Will Mikey convince the gang that all we need to do is return the gold to Willow before it's too late?  find out now! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Gon...

“Humans. You're not worth the flesh you're printed on!” Join the Gang while we dive DEEP into this amazing Tales from the Crypt movie. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Leprechaun  (1993) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-...