Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

It's time again...for Halloween to take over the Simplistic Reviews podcast. The boys talk about movie deaths, Valentine's fear of corn on the cob, Matthew's disgust with Rick Rubin, and Justin's investigation into the popularity of Ed Sheeran. All that and more on the festival of Simplistah, that is the Halloween edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.  

It's that time of the year, Americans favorite host goes around the sun and we bring out the Wheel of Doom. Enemy Gold | 1993 During a mission, three federal agents discover gold from the Civil War. However, a ruthless criminal kingpin will hunt them down with the help of a corrupt officer. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106819/ Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links Site: www. Si...

Today we have a update on our Deadpool standings. Not just any update but somehow 2 people on the same day, same age and same late morning time...I think we are playing with dark forces now.   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links

On this September episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, we pay our respects to the legends we lost. And we pay our disrespects to the showrunner of Lanterns, one of the stars of Nope, and the Alien franchise as a whole. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. 

Cannon Summer should just end. These Cannon movies keep getting flagged by a country killing people. Not the US by the way, so the movie isn't included because of this country... Bullshit if you ask me. Why they get to say we get a global block is fucked up.   The Naked Cage | 1986 A rural ingénue lands in a women's prison, where she must deal with a lot of sickos and a warden who's into fish and...

Free Agent Alert! We have a Deadpool Update for you.   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links

On this End Of Summer edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys delve into the doctrine of Andrew Tate. They skirt past the world of James Gunn. They reminisce about ancient episodes of Law & Order: SVU. And Justin pulls out his Becker. All that and more on this brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast

Cannon Summer is on, grab your icepop and M16! This podcast does not have the movie, we have another one with the movie Missing in Action | 1984 Colonel James Braddock (Chuck Norris) survives a brutal stint in a Vietnamese POW camp, but he believes that even after the war ends enemy forces are still secretly holding American men captive. Eventually, he is tapped by the president to go overseas and...

Cannon Summer is on, grab your icepop and M16! This podcast does not have the movie, we have another one with the movie Missing in Action | 1984 Colonel James Braddock (Chuck Norris) survives a brutal stint in a Vietnamese POW camp, but he believes that even after the war ends enemy forces are still secretly holding American men captive. Eventually, he is tapped by the president to go overseas and...

Happy 30th Anniversary to the #Fantasia Film Festival! We're back to break down our ultimate watchlists for this year, and the lineup is absolutely unhinged. From a reanimated grandma ruining an Italian Christmas dinner to an evil dinosaur trapping kids, we're covering the high-octane horror and some deeply questionable cinematic choices. Check out the full list of features and shorties we talked...

On a sweltering Summer edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys discuss Zendaya as Jason Bourne. They talk about the California-accented version of the Odyssey. And delve into the pockets of some of Hollywood's greatest directors. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. 

We interrupt this Cannon Summer program to bring you boobs, boobs, and sorcery.   Sorceress | 1995 An aspiring law partner's (Larry Poindexter) wife (Julie Strain) tries to eliminate her husband's rival, but his spouse is an expert at witchcraft. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111244/   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links Site: www. Simplistic. Reviews Podcasts: https://simplis...

Why pay $20 for a movie ticket when Hollywood just uploaded the entire plot, the twist villain, AND the third-act explosion to YouTube for free? 🎬🍿 Welcome back to Rant Corner on Simplistic Reviews! Today, my blood pressure is spiking over the absolute brain-rot of modern movie marketing. Apparently, studio executives think our TikTok-fried attention spans can't handle a little mystery anymore,...

#theboys #finale #Funny #comedy  Rant Corner: The Series Finale Whining Epidemic Are you still crying about The Boys finale? Did you ask ChatGPT to rewrite the ending so you could finally get some sleep? Then this episode is dedicated to YOU. Welcome back to another episode of Rant Corner on the Simplistic Reviews network. Today, I am absolutely losing my mind over the internet's total inability t...

Radical Jack might be connected to the events of 9/11...might be. A friend of a friend heard there was a tragic event that happen the year before. Billy Ray, never forget.    Radical Jack | 2000 Since his wife died on a failed mission, CIA agent and former Navy SEAL Jack Reynolds (Billy Ray Cyrus) has lost interest in just about everything. He's lured back to work, however, when given the chance t...

The gang watches the new John Travolta film and wonders, The fuck was that?   #apple #trailer #reaction Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links

It's May. Which means it's the Simplistic Reviews Podcast's annual Star Wars show! This episode is jam packed with nothing but wall to wall, beginning to end, Star Wars content that would make Kathleen Kennedy blush. Prequel talk, Disney Star Wars Sequel talk(insults). Games involving everything from a beaver engineer to a firespray STD. All that and more in this Force sensitive episode of the Sim...

Lance Henriksen, James Earl Jones, Tony Todd, Burt Young and Connecticut's most famous movie star Thomas Ian Griffith. Need we say more...oh 90s action that bomb at box office. Pop that VHS in Mr. Terry Silver!   Excessive Force | 1983 Chicago policeman Terry McCain (Thomas Ian Griffith) is determined to put away mobster Sal DiMarco (Burt Young), who always gets acquitted on technicalities. While...

RantCorner: The Next Generation 🍺 An oldie but a goody is back! Welcome to the revived RantCorner. We are pissed, we desperately need to de-piss ourselves, and we are hoping you can help. Today, we are taking aim at the "second screen" phenomenon and what it's actively doing to the entertainment world. Spoiler alert: it's absolute bullshit. It is impossible to appreciate actual cinematic storytel...

On this foolish episode of the April edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys take on Tiger's driving record, the KitKat bandits, Sherlock Holmes, Supergirl and Choam. That's right...Choam. All that and more on this brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

It’s that time of year again! Even though we’ve only done this once before, we’re back for a brand-new season of Dead Celebrities. The draft is officially in, and this year, the gang actually sat down and did some real research (scary, we know). Who do you think is living on borrowed time? Join us all year long for the ultimate Game of Death!  Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/lin...

Before we start our second season of Simply Deadpool, we decided to do a autopsy...smart hun? See what we did there? This is top of the line jokes you only get from Simplistic Reviews.   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links

On the March Episode Of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, we explore everything from the war in Mexico...the war between Netflix and Paramount...the war between DJ and Kiki Palmer...the war between Schindler's List and humor...and the war between Oscar winners and silence. All that and more on this latest episode.

We are back after a break going into the new year. What better way then a non-English film about incest...we know what you want. Old Simplistic Reviews is back baby!   White Fire | 1984 Bo and Inga are brother and sister jewel thieves who target the legendary `White Fire' diamond, a priceless rock so hot it actually burns those who try to lay their hands on it. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088359...

The gang talks about the 3 recent movies they have watched recently.   Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic. Reviews/links #podcast #movies