FOOD LOG

There Are Dehyrated Juggalos in My Backyard 19.05.2026 1:20:55 ↓

May 11 - 17, 2026: Office donuts, buttermilk pancakes, two slices of white bread and a pile of ice cream on a dinner plate after already eating dinner and dessert

God Can't See Beer If It's Under a Tarp 12.05.2026 1:34:34 ↓

May 4 - 10, 2026: Raspberry tiramisu, sweet potato waffle fries, brownies that taste like water

4 p.m. Steakhouse Reservation (Honey I am 82) 05.05.2026 1:14:38 ↓

April 27 - May 3, 2026: Chicken pot pie, a crystal mouthwash decanter, a call for the firing of the Baggu lunch box design team

Thinking About Those Beans 28.04.2026 1:23:10 ↓

April 20 - 26, 2026: Red beans and rice, Italian wedding cookies, purple ketchup 

Pushing My Fridge Down a Hill 21.04.2026 1:27:03 ↓

April 13 - 19, 2026: Expired Kewpie, chive blossoms, fridge accident flavored hummus

Watching the Surgery Channel at Dinner 14.04.2026 1:27:21 ↓

April 6 - 12, 2026: Marinated gigante beans, chicken parmesan, more cake

Blocking My Mom for Hating Cake 07.04.2026 1:24:09 ↓

March 30 - April 5, 2026: Chocolate cake, cartoon cake, Easter hamburgers

Getting Bamboozled by the Elderly 31.03.2026 1:31:32 ↓

March 23 - 29, 2026: Coke Zero, cold chicken salad, hot chicken salad

Feeding a Dog Kraft Singles 24.03.2026 1:09:56 ↓

March 16 - 22, 2026: Rancho Gordo beans, handmade colorful facelift, more dog sitting

Making Soup During a Tornado 17.03.2026 1:09:03 ↓

March 9 - 15, 2026: Grocery store garlic bread, Crumbl Cookies, soda bread

Dining Alone in Baltimore 10.03.2026 1:17:10 ↓

March 2 - 8, 2026: Veal agnolotti, crab cakes, beef stroganoff made with French onion dip 

Appletini-Scented Swiffer Pads 03.03.2026 1:17:41 ↓

February 23 - March 1, 2026: Curry croquettes, Japanese curry, fries with curry sauce

Accidentally Buying Brooklyn Beckham's Hot Sauce 24.02.2026 1:26:37 ↓

February 16 - 22, 2026: Spring rolls, chilaquiles, curly kale;  Brooklyn Beckham stops by to discuss his new hot sauce. Just kidding. This episode is mostly about me learning that I need to research the products that I am buying before buying them.

Lunar New Year (The Moon's Birthday) 17.02.2026 1:17:25 ↓

February 9 - 15, 2026: Hand-pulled noodles, soft pretzels, margarita with a chemical solvent rim

Making Super Bowl Food but Watching Something Else 10.02.2026 1:22:28 ↓

February 2 - 8, 2026: Queso, baby back ribs, contaminated raw milk

Eating Taco Bell While Driving to a Mexican Restaurant 03.02.2026 1:28:49 ↓

January 26 - February 1, 2026: Banana bread, Ideal's focaccia, Laurie Colwin's Mustard Baked Chicken

Shirley Temple Affogato 27.01.2026 1:18:42 ↓

January 19 - 25, 2026: Stuffed cabbage, beef stew, alfajores

Turning My House into a Macaroni Grill 20.01.2026 1:25:36 ↓

January 12 - 18, 2026: A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and one other thing

A Celebration of the Lisa Rinna M&M 13.01.2026 1:19:08 ↓

January 5 - 11, 2026: Cheeseburgers, chicken pot pie, mandi lamb

Eating Ham By Myself 06.01.2026 1:09:39 ↓

December 29 - January 4, 2026: Cornbread, ravioli, jangjorim

Limit 8 Gallons Eggnog Per Customer 30.12.2025 1:47:25 ↓

December 15 - December 28, 2025: Nach Waxman's beef brisket, Arethusa eggnog, Volcano Quesarito

Celebrity Food Log: Mariah Carey 23.12.2025 56:01 ↓

Norwegian salmon, capers

Mac and Febreze 16.12.2025 1:24:11 ↓

December 8 - December 14, 2025: Garleek, lasagna, Badener Chräbeli

Grocery Shopping at TJ Maxx 09.12.2025 1:22:47 ↓

December 1 - December 7, 2025: Key lime pie, chicken shawarma, Sunshine LaCroix

Airport-Adjacent Chili's 02.12.2025 1:36:15 ↓

November 24 - November 30, 2025: Fan tan rolls, eggnog milkshakes, kale ceasar pasta salad