Church of Lazlo Podcasts

*We were on one today. Sure, we talked Royals, Chiefs, and high stakes White Sox betting but we also went down memory lane. Lazlo's accidental gay encounter, the bad kids from school, and more. I'm going to keep this brief today. The less I type, the faster I can get this hot little number into your hands. Enjoy the podcast and we'll see you again tomorrow!

*If you have $500 and an Xbox, you can afford to have someone clean your house. *Renting other people's houses on vacation is so 2018. Renting other people is where it's at. *Lazlo and Ben Affleck are one hangout away from being besties. *A new book claims that...wait for it... Joe Biden is a confused old man! *A.I. continues to amaze (and scare the hell out of) us. *The Bears are in town. *Can a...

*Things with Lazlo and 'New Kenny' seem to be getting pretty serious. *WWYD if your fast-food receipt had a handwritten "help me" note? *Women are tired of feeling unseen by men who don't want to want to do the dishes. *Fingers crossed, Trump might get us some cheap Ozempic. *What good is being POTUS if you can't accept sweet gifts? *Would you rather have to go shopping in a store, or receive all...

*KFC and flipping off the grandkids. AKA-Mother's Day at Slim's *Kansas man steals civil war cannon to pay off drug dealer. *Greek woman divorces husband after ChatGTP read his coffee grounds. *Great news! Trade deals with China and free jets from Qatar! *Science has determined the optimal "body count" and it's different for men and women. *California high school baseball team is in trouble for be...

*We're going to a Royals game today! *If you come across a naked man in gas station bathroom, it's best to just close the door and let him finish. *A murdered man gave an impact statement at his killer's trial in Arizona. *A woman in Boston was kicked out of the ladies' room because she looks like a dude. *Lazlo loves hate. It feeds his soul.

*Sweet Cream is looking for kids to teach him how to use a computer. *How would one go about getting Jennifer Aniston's address? (asking for a friend) *Smokey Robinson has been accused of sexual assault. I'll save you a click, he's 85. *This is the first time someone's been killed by a bear in Florida? Wait, there are bears in Florida? *The FBI is warning the public about 764. What's 764? There's...

*When did big wigs stop keeping scotch in their corner offices? The 80s? *Lazlo's Diamond Club days are a thing of the past. *Someone misunderstood the rules of vigilante justice. *Dave Portnoy vs the antisemites. *The greatest "one season wonders" in NFL quarterback history. *Luigi Mangione-The Musical *Lazlo thinks Slim's "sweet cream" is making him unpopular.

*Homewrecker laws? What the hell are homewrecker laws?? *Doesn't matter if you're supermodel Christie Brinkley, men lose interest when you hit middle age.  *My dog's ashes are sitting on the piano. Or are they? *Are kids crapping in litter boxes at school? No! The answer is still no! *I hear Brett Favre is more of a Hulu guy. 

*Demi Moore is the world's most beautiful person but Tom Hardy ain't bad either. *Toto by Africa is cool but Wind of Change by Scorpions in cooler. *The news! Cars a car drives into a school, the NFL is investigating more prank calls, Karen Reid throws a Hail Mary, and more. *Lazlo has been trying to figure out a David Copperfield trick for twenty years. *If our bosses replace us with AI, how long...