Brown Bag Mornings

The squad navigates a wildly hilarious Homie Helpline when a 27-year-old caller regrets asking a girl to be his girlfriend just to sleep with her after buying Gatorades and condoms, prompting callers to confess "thugging it out" with their direct managers for workplace perks. Between relationship disasters, the crew reacts to Justin Bieber winning White Boy of the Year, 50 Cent claiming he ordered...

The squad kicks off with Scrolling , reacting to WWE icon John Cena trying horchata for the first time ever with a Lucha Libre content creator, leading the crew to debate putting non-Mexican homies on to authentic Mexican food and drinks 🥤🇲🇽. Things get completely chaotic on the Homie Helpline when a 27-year-old caller regrets asking a girl to be his girlfriend just to sleep with her, leaving the...

Tune in as we dive straight into the chaos of neighborhood drama on the Homie Helpline, featuring wild parking wars and absurd neighbor disputes! Plus, we break down the Los Angeles Dodgers' high-stakes postseason battle and whether they can pull off the ultimate comeback! 🎧🔥  [Edited by @iamdyre 🧛‍♂️] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (1:31) Chisme (4:00) Rap Sheet (6:16) Petty Po...

⚾ Dodgers manager Dave Roberts weighs in on whether his team can pull off an epic comeback from a 3-0 deficit.🏡 Plus, caller Sulema exposes the absolute menace of neighborhood drama and why people are calling the cops over kids just playing outside.💍 Finally, we break down the viral Disney wedding backlash where a groom took his wife's last name and the internet had a field day. [Edited by @iam...

The squad tackles a wildly toxic Homie Helpline after a listener catches her friend pulling up embarrassing high school raver photos at the club, triggering callers to expose hater besties, co-signer shaming, and an ambush on "Janice from Santa Ana" 🐍💥! Between friend drama, the crew breaks down Joe Manganiello traveling to Cuba to break a Sofia Vergara voodoo hex, Kesha collecting human teeth f...

The squad kicks off with Chisme with Angie as Joe Manganiello reveals he lost 60 pounds from a mysterious illness and traveled to Ecuador and Cuba for ancient Santeria rituals because he believed Sofia Vergara’s ex put a brujeria curse on him. Things get completely toxic on the Homie Helpline when a listener exposes her former best friend, "Janice from Santa Ana," who tried to ruin her post-breaku...

The squad tackles a chaotic Homie Helpline when a listener reveals her man banned Halloween for her 5-year-old stepson over "dark energy" and trauma, prompting callers to share wild childhood bans, Tijuana burials, and ghost-painted toe-pic side hustles 🎃🦶👻! Between the step-family drama, the crew debates In-N-Out's $50 Facebook Marketplace delivery scam, Diddy’s mysterious prison head injury,...

The squad kicks off with Tepic's Teachings for Hispanic Heritage Month, breaking down the word "camote" from sweet potatoes to wild Mexican slang for private parts 🍠😏. Things get intense on the Homie Helpline when caller Yahaira reveals her man is banning Halloween over "dark energy" and his deceased ex, leaving her 5-year-old stepson feeling left out 🎃👻. Callers weigh in with crazy childhood...

The squad navigates an unhinged Homie Helpline when a listener reveals her sister is dating a convict who claims his attempted murder charge was just a "baby stab," prompting callers to share terrifying stories of neck stabbings and exes drawing severed heads 🗡️😱! Between crime sagas, the crew breaks down Khloé Kardashian roasting a viral teacher on TV, Tobey Maguire officiating his ex-wife's wed...

The squad kicks off by reacting to viral TikTok star Loose Cannons One, the fake "Mocha Mike" whose soft-spoken Michael Jackson filter persona completely crumbles into unhinged live-stream crashouts 🎤🕺. Things get terrifyingly chaotic on the Homie Helpline when a listener asks if her sister should stick with a guy who served time for an attempted murder stabbing that he insists was just a "baby...

The squad navigates a spine-chilling Homie Helpline packed with unhinged sleep paralysis stories, from ex-girlfriends casting brujeria to make beds shake to Grim Reaper premonitions at Uncle Jesse's house 😈👻! Between the terrifying paranormal encounters, the crew breaks down Ben Affleck getting banned twice from Instagram for impersonating himself, Kobe Bryant's throwback moves on Catherine Zeta...

The squad kicks off with Play Ball as the Dodgers celebrate heading to the NLCS while debating whether a 20-something fan was right to stand his ground against a 4-year-old Braves fan over a playoff foul ball. The entire stadium chanted for him to hand it over, but the crew questions whether opposing team kids even deserve the souvenir or if it was a setup for sympathy. Then, things get completely...

The squad tackles an outrageous Homie Helpline after a listener reveals her father is soft-launching a new wife just three months after her mother passed away, triggering wild caller confessions about dads bringing in new partners within 30 days because they can't cook an egg 🍳💔! Between relationship drama, the crew breaks down Joe Manganiello exposing Sofia Vergara's cold marriage secrets , Cou...

The squad kicks off with Chisme with Angie , breaking down Joe Manganiello’s shocking new book claims that Sofia Vergara refused to hug or comfort him during a scary 60-pound weight loss illness, leaving his Chihuahua Bubbles to save his life 🐶💔. Meanwhile, Irvine PD goes viral on Instagram for posting arrest videos set to techno beats, trolling shoplifters caught stealing trading cards at Targe...

This hilarious episode covers a wild string of wedding vendor horror stories from the "Homie Helpline," where DJs, photographers, and priests completely ruined fans' big days. Later, the crew dives into the massive sports world milestone of Lionel Messi playing his final international game for Argentina. [Edited by @iamdyre 🐥] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local (1:42) Chisme (4:25) Rap She...

The crew kicks off with Greg blowing his own mind after realizing Warren G’s iconic "Regulators" intro was actually sampled from the movie Young Guns . Things get completely unhinged on the Homie Helpline as listeners share horror stories of wedding vendors ruining their big days, including a passed-out uncle leaving raw BBQ in the rain, a runner bartender stealing liquor packs, and a wedding DJ f...

The squad tackles an infuriating Homie Helpline full of backstabbing workplace referrals, from a cousin stealing a $400 Denny's register to an assistant stealing her cousin's HR job and whole social life 💼💸! Between job betrayal sagas, the crew reacts to Rick Ross getting humbled by a Miami judge and Dodger Stadium charging $124 for a colossal burger ⚖️🍔 [Edited by @iamdyre 🔒] Chapters (00:00)...

On Don’t You Know I’m Local, the squad breaks down a viral home-built "Compton Horror Nights" haunted house getting shut down by the city for operating without proper business permits 🎃🚫. The crew then reacts to an infuriating video of an angry Laguna Beach Karen harassing a couple during a romantic beach proposal and screaming racist insults at their photographer 🏖️🤬. Things get completely unh...

The squad mediates a chaotic Homie Helpline after a mom panics over her teenage son’s bougie girlfriend demanding $200 Halloween "Boo Baskets" and Pandora promise rings 🎃💍! Between high school romance sagas, the crew investigates Costco’s secret pink-hoodie singles night, tests a high-tech UVC light on Greg’s sweaty Converse, and roasts Rihanna’s cold-blooded clapback to EJ Johnson 🛒👟💅. [Edit...

The squad kicks off Halloween season with Don’t You Know I’m Local , breaking down California’s biggest candy secrets—from Reese’s Cup obsessions to the cheap treats everyone actually buys in bulk 🍬🎃. Things get out of control on the Homie Helpline when a worried mom calls out her teenage son’s "boujee" girlfriend for demanding luxury Halloween "Boo Baskets" filled with Stanley cups, designer ma...

The squad navigates a wildly unhinged Homie Helpline where a 6'5 married caller is offered $10,000 by two lesbian CrossFitters to get them both pregnant the "old school way," prompting insane caller confessions about Palmdale "paralegal gigolos" and McChicken bribes! Between the baby daddy drama, the crew roasts Too Short for defending Diddy’s party legacy and Hailey Bieber confidently declaring o...

The squad kicks off with Tepic's Teachings, breaking down the Spanish word "guichi" (whispering/gossip) while the crew completely loses it over how much it sounds like "coochie". Things get completely unhinged on the Homie Helpline when married caller Tony reveals his tall, athletic past has his lesbian friend and her wife offering him $10,000 to be their donor. Callers weigh in with chaotic finan...

The squad tackles an unforgettable Homie Helpline after a 22-year-old house-sitter gets drunk, knocks over his grandpa's urn, and sweeps the ashes (along with cat hair and dust) into an Amazon Prime replacement ⚱️🐱! Between secret-holders confessing wild cover-ups, the crew debates if Pope Leo prayed the Chicago White Sox into a playoff miracle and breaks down Cardi B slapping an AI director with...

We kick things off with Tepic's Teachings for Hispanic Heritage Month as the crew breaks down the brain's "putamen" and jokes about who would get sacrificed to the ancient gods! Then, things get completely unhinged on the Homie Helpline when a 22-year-old listener confesses to getting drunk while house-sitting, dropping his grandpa's urn, and sweeping the ashes—and cat hair—into a replacement urn...

The squad mediates a wild Homie Helpline featuring a dropped Christian hip-hop DJ with scandalous laptop secrets, a guy who gave up his lowered Honda CR-V car meets, and a caller who swore "I love my girl" eight times just to stay out of the doghouse 🎧🚗❤️. Between the relationship sacrifices, the crew reacts to Diddy paying inmates for deep tissue massages in jail and LeBron taking private helic...