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Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing......most mysterious disappearances! That is a substantial amount of men. Instagram Twitter Patreon

Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing......most mysterious disappearances! Also it's in two parts!  Instagram Twitter Patreon  

Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing....best Christian songs! John 3:16

Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing....best Christian songs! Our God is an awesome God! Instagram Twitter Patreon Playlist

Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing.....important things to keep with you! I keep that muthaf***ing thing on me. Instagram Twitter Patreon

Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing...most embarrassing things! Some unfortunate stories in this one. Instagram Twitter Patreon

Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing....best gift to get Mariah for her birthday! Happy Birthday Mariah! Instagram Twitter Patreon

Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing....wildest catfish episodes! This is the kind of scum that gives the internet a bad name. Instagram Twitter Patreon

Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing....most ridiculous sports scandals! Wait til ya'll hear about this. Instagram Twitter Patreon

Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing....unhinged children's movies! Back and better than ever! Don't show these films to a child. Instagram Twitter (or X, we're not sure, this one might not be around much longer, boys)

Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing....unhinged children's movies! Listen, we all could have benefitted from more supervision as children. Instagram Twitter

Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing...best items to have in an apocalypse! You are gonna want to write these ones down. Instagram Twitter

Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing...most shocking presidential behaviors! Honor lies in honest toil. Instagram Twitter

Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing...lists we want to do but they won't work in the format of this podcast! Don't let the title fool you it totally makes sense.  Instagram Twitter

Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing....most deranged fairy tales! When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than any talent for abstract, positive thinking....

Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing....signs you're a Millennial! Grab your avacado toast and get ready to destroy more industries with us this week. Instagram Twitter

Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing.....most outrageous product claims! These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. Instagram Twitter  

Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing.....most powerful tv couples! So, pick me. Choose me. Love me.  Instagram Twitter

Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing....fictional objects we most want to have! Give me that pill.

Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing...most hardcore sports injuries! Rachael said she would include links but some of these are kinda icky if we're being honest and you don't want to see it just trust us! Instagram Twitter

Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing.....movies based on true stories that aren't boring! Could the title be shorter? Maybe. Instagram Twitter

Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing....most useful superpowers! Don't think about the ethical implications! Instagram Twitter

Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing.....fun, flirty, affordable ways to treat yourself. If you can't manufacture your own serotonin, store bought is fine. Instagram Twitter Michaels Crafts for Kids The video that made Rachael cry for 2...

Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing.....creepiest cryptids! Bigfoot stole my car. Instagram Twitter

Join Rachael Steinke and Mariah Hanson each week to learn the definitive ranking of extremely important subjects. They're very qualified and their opinions are very good. This week they are discussing......fictional places you'd most like to live! This week they've brought on a special guest to help make the list. "Let's never, never, never, forget these three things: An easy fun life is totally a...