Tutor Reviews

To go from Salvation to this is a true crime in my opinion... And I continuously explain why throughout the film. This hurt. Enjoy, folks.

I guess the title lets me know everything to expect, and that may be the biggest problem here... Enjoy, people.

These people will never be forgiven for not allowing this film to happen... That is all. Enjoy, y'all.

Jason Statham in another action film... That is co-written by Sylvester Stallone? This might be some of the same, but the collaborative effort is reeling me right in. Enjoy, people.

John Carver recently had Thanksgiving and Art The Clown recently had Christmas... This Valentine's Day belongs to Heart Eyes. Hopefully. Enjoy, y'all.

LFG... Enjoy, people.

I said it once, and I'll say it again... Jack Skellington has better rhymes than the majority of mainstream Hip Hop these days. Danny Elfman should ghostwrite for the music industry with uplifting music cues like this. Enjoy, people.

More sharks... More carnage. Probably more complaints, but we shall see. Enjoy, y'all.

Tis the season for us to venture off into one of the most iconic homes in cinematic history... Traps and all. Enjoy, people.

While the news caught me off guard, I was more than ready to discuss this on the spot... After how bad The Mummy 2017 was, fans deserve much better. Enjoy, y'all.

"Look up"... Enjoy, folks.

When there's no more room in hell, the dead will pop up on this podcast for another go round... Because who actually gets tired of this film? No, it's not a Christmas movie, but this gave me and Alex some pretty good cheer throughout. Enjoy, y'all.

You know what it is... Wax on, wax off. Again. Enjoy, folks.

Let's just get on with it... Lord knows I had to. Enjoy, folks.

The title kind of gives away just how long it seems it took this movie to come to fruition... But I won't do too much complaining if these zombie-like things are back in the mix. Enjoy, people.

Who doesn't love a little Christmas tree in their bowl for the holiday season?... Enjoy, folks.

Unlike 98% of the characters in this film, I can once again say that I survived Art The Clown... Again. But damn, was it a painfully brutal time to get through. I enjoy these films, but I've never seen kill sequences like this ever. Prepare to hear me cringe. Enjoy, people.

Harper, Robyn, Lance, Mia, Quinten and the rest of the crew are back for some holiday shenanigans but the emotional stakes are even higher now... Believe me, I tried my best to keep a dry eye this entire episode. I really did. Enjoy, y'all.

Who doesn't love a friendly get together?... Especially around the holiday season. But with friends like these, it's really no surprise why people decide to spend the holidays alone. Enjoy, folks.

There's always room for zombies on the show... And they'll always make plenty of room for whoever's on the menu. Enjoy, people.

On Earth, everyone will hear you scream... Especially when there's certain expectations this series BETTER live up to. Enjoy, folks.

Pauly Shore just can't escape being a party animal, and I'm actually here for it most of the time... I went into this one blind so not only wish me luck, wish the same to the poor souls who are about to get to know him. Enjoy, people.

No long caption needed... Enjoy, y'all.

If we all had to go around the table and say what we're thankful for, I'd say that I'm thankful for a horror director like Eli Roth... And I'd follow up with the fact that John Carver has made a name for himself when it comes to holiday slasher cinema. Let's eat. Enjoy, people.

Are these zombies, crazed townspeople, drugged up party goers?... I'm not sure, but this is all done in one single shot apparently. If not, they did a damn good job covering up the transitions throughout. Enjoy, people.