The Buzzed Kill Podcast

Episode 230 - Birth-Deja Vu Hey everybody. James here, and it’s my birthday! What did I do? Well not much, actually. I sat at home, away from all of my friends and family, questioning everything about life, watching the world slowly descend into madness all around me. Come to think of it, that’s what I did for my birthday last year... and every day since then. Strange, it’s almost like I’m living...

EP 229 - Throwback To The Future Nostalgia is a pretty powerful thing. That mental connection to the days of old, is something that we hold so dear that we even have a term for the things that are meant to tap into that reminiscent feeling a joy, a throwback. Hell, we even have a day dedicated to it, Throwback Thursday. You know, that day when you share pictures from the past and think back fondly...

Episdoe 228 - I Drank The Grains, Down in Africa Africa. What a wild place. Can you imagine going there and camping out in plains, being one with nature? Attempting to get as close as you can to the wildlife and becoming a part of the natural world? Well that's all fine and dandy until you befriend a pride of lions or a crazy old man who both just want to use you for dinner. Then things just get a...

Episode 227 - An Animatraumatic Experience As kids, most of us probably had the same idea of what would make for a total dream birthday. Your parents tell you that you're headed some place awful for the day, like that b***h Aunt Tina's house, so you spend the entire car ride moping. You were so caught up in your thoughts that you didn't even realize that you were in the parking lot Chuck E. Cheese...

Episode 226 - Home Sweet Home It's true, what they say. There really is no place like your own home, be it ever so humble. But what if you find yourself in a home that's not your own? What if the owners of the home are not exactly the most hospitable hosts? And what if the home itself isn't really ever so humble? We can answer all of those questions with the story of our last trip to our Aunt Tina...

EP 225 - Love Is Dead This Valentine's Day give your Ex just what they always wanted. More of you! Show your undying love by showing up at their doorstep daily or pop into their room everytime they are about to get down to business with Chad. Fucking Chad. And by no means, take no for an answer. They'll come around eventually. But while your waiting, grab a tallboy of some Rogue Chocolate Stout Ni...

Episode 224 - Wearing Our Rubbers It's a situation that a lot of young men are familiar with. You meet a nice girl, you connect on every level, you start dating, and before you know it, that special night arrives. She feels safe and comfortable in your arms, and you both know that it's the right moment. She gives you a shy look and says, "Did you bring protection?". "Yeah sure, I always have my Ka...

Episode 223 - Somebody's Watching Me You ever get the feeling that you’re being watched? Well, guess what. You are being watched, and we don’t mean that in the proverbial, “Hey man, they’re always watching” sense. We literally mean that you are being watched, right this second, by a dude named Gerald. Frankly, we’re a little surprised that you didn’t figure that out yet. Usually if the smell doesn...

Episode 222 - Undercarriage Carnage Do you guys remember having the talk with your parents? The really awkward one about how, “you’re getting older now, and you’re going to start seeing some changes in your body”. You know, THAT talk. It’s great that they tried to prepare us and all, but there were some pretty glaring omissions from the information they gave us. They told us about the growing pain...

Episode 221 - Our Drinks Are Numbered Would you rather spend 28 days trying to survive a zombie apocalypse, 30 days trying to survive constant attacks from ravenous vampires, or one day in the same room as us? It’s really a tough call. Two of the options involve your likely demise, that would no doubt happen in some excruciatingly painful way, but the third option involves having to spend a full d...

Episode 220 - Left For The Wolves We think it’s fair to say that the year 2020 was for the birds, right? Well wouldn’t you know it, 2021 isn’t faring much better so far. At the rate we’re going 2021 might be better off if we just leave it to the wolves. Are you guys getting the theme here? It’s an animal thing.... just, just go along with it, alright? Gosh! This week we grabbed some Husky IPA from...

Episode 219 - The Shape Of Drunk To Come V It’s officially 2021, folks! You know what they say, “Out with the old, and in with the..... old?” Wait that doesn’t sounds right. *checks notes* Yeah, out with the old and in with the old. That’s what it says right here on this very official looking piece of paper I’m holding. Well, grab a bottle of champagne, and join us as we take a look at the year ah...

Episode 218 - Hair Of The Nog The holidays are a magical time, filled with good cheer, lights, music, egg nog, family, friends, bourbon slushes, movies, beer.. food... wine.... peppermint schnapps..... Irish cream, cranberry Moscow mules, mimosas, bloody marys, peppermint White Russians, Brandy Alexanders, grasshoppers, Manhattans. Ugh, we’re getting a hangover just thinking about it, and what’s t...

Episode 217 - Slay Bells Ring There’s no denying the fact that Christmas feels different this year. Many of our most beloved yearly traditions have had to take a backseat to staying safe and healthy. If there is one thing we can count On though, it’s that Santa will still visit us on Christmas Eve. Yes, Jolly Old St. Nick, and his reindeer, going from house to house with toys for all of the good c...

Episode 216 - Bad Brew: Ghostbusters: Answer The Call We’re guessing you can all remember where you were four years ago when you saw the events that unfolded before our eyes. 2016 is a year that will live in infamy for years to come. We watched the news in stunned silence as we thought to ourselves, “how has our country come to this?” Now four years later, the embarrassment continues for some, whi...

Episode 215 - A Jolly Holiday With Mary Well it's officially December. However things look a little bit...different this year. Kind of like our movies for this week. They sound like movies we've seen before...they have the same name as movies we've seen before...but they aren't. On the bright side, they are both held together by casts lead by one of the best actresses in the game - Mary Elizabeth...

Episode 214 - Welcome To Pipers Pit You’ve all heard the old folktale about the Pied Piper, right? Using his magic pan pipe he led the rats out of an infested city, only to be stiffed on the bill when he came to collect his fee. So using the same magic pipe, he led the children of the city away and they were never seen again. That’s pretty dark, if you ask us, so we think it’s time to lay that old...

Episode 213 - The Hills STILL Have Eyes Our grandpa always used this old adage about traveling in the desert. The one that goes “If the thirst doesn’t get you, the cannibals will. And if somehow you manage to avoid the cannibals, the genetically mutated, roid-raging, penis mouth, virus banshees will probably suck your brains out of your nose.” Haha. Grandpa Lance used to talk about the coolest stu...

EP 212 - The Game Is Afoot...And An Arm You’ve all heard the saying, “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes”, right? Well, this weeks episode is kind of like that with just a small difference. “Play stupid, deadly games, win a s***load of money.... or die maybe. You’ll probably die... but you might get some money..... but in all likelihood, you’ll die.” That should be pretty much all you need to kn...

Episode 211 - Hangovers Are A Witch We have pretty refined tastes here at The Buzzed Kill Podcast. We love classical music, or a night out at the ballet. Do we speak French? Oui Oui. However, we're also known to cut loose from time to time. Don't be surprised if you find us having a little too much wine every once in a while, and sure you might catch us crawling through weirdly lit rooms filled wi...

Episode 210 - 2 Modern 2 Monsters Well another Halloween season has come and gone and if you're like us, then you're nursing that Halloween hangover with more monsters, more spookiness and most importantly...MORE DRINKS! That's right, we fully believe in concept of the Hair of the dog...well in this case the werewolf and sucking down more of the blood of life. So join us with a sixer of Schöfferho...

Episode 209 - Modern Monsters There are some classics fashions that just never go out of style. Levi’s Jeans, Chuck Taylors, wayfarer sunglasses, white t-shirts. Yes, we realize we just described the cover of every Bruce Springsteen album. What can we say, they don’t call him The Boss for nothing. Well, likewise in film, the true classics never go out of style. So this week, we grabbed a modern tw...

Episode 208 - Never Drink Alone We had an old scout master who would always tell us to be prepared for anything. "Always keep your socks dry, your knives sharp, your canteen full, and most importantly... never drink alone", he would say to us. Of course, he died in a freak sleeping bag accident, so what did he know? That being said, we always remembered the words of our scout master, and to this d...

Episode 207 - A Grizzly Fishing Accident Most urban legends start off based on something tangible in the real world. Then, over time as the original story fades into obscurity, the story takes on a life of its own. Such is the case with lost films as well. What happened? Why wasn't it finished? Why..HOW was George Clooney in it? Usually we don't get the answers, but on occasion these films get new...

Episode 206 - One Hell Of A Production “That’s the Devil’s music!!!” We’re guessing a decent amount of you have had that fired at you by your parents, or a clergyman, or maybe your religious aunt who pretends to be more pious than the rest of the family, but who also definitely has a pack of Marlboro’s and a flask full of hooch in her purse at all times. They were all wrong though, because they we...