The Ben Maller Show

Step right up, Maller Militia! The Sunday circus is back, and America’s Favorite Homeless Guy, Billy Blanks, AKA Weedman Hippie, returns to invade the Fifth Hour mailbag! On today’s Drive-Thru menu: missing Militia legends, Big Daddy from Memphis awkwardness, 200 years of free chips with a ghoulish plot twist, a pharaoh hiding under your home, tomato-flavored cookies nobody requested,...

Another day, another mechanical middle finger! On this Fifth Hour, Ben revisits the Greybeard Fonzie Fix before unloading on a Maller Mobile headlight fiasco that triggered automotive PTSD. From mechanical stupidity to historical nonsense, Marco Polo gets busted for pasta fraud, while a Founding Father brings spaghetti to America. Along the way, there's a mulligan to take, something gaudy to wear,...

Big Ben talks about the Falcons getting exposed by Tyler Huntley and the Ravens on SNF, the Rams losing in OT to the Bills on MNF thanks to more horrible Special Teams play, Maller's Mountain of Money: Paul Simon Edition, and much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brian Noe is in for Big Ben and talks about the Dodgers getting swept out of the playoffs in the NLCS as the Brewers move on to the World Series, the Broncos defeating the Seahawks in OT on TNF in spite of poor play from QB Bo Nix, Coop's Scoop on Entertainment, and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brian Noe is in for Ben Maller and talks about Ryan Fitzpatrick cooking Bo Nix after the Broncos win over the Seahawks on TNF, why the Broncos can't pay Bo Nix big money after his rookie deal, Coop's Scoop on Entertainment, and much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Momentum is a scam! Sports' favorite imaginary friend. The Bigfoot of athletics. Everybody swears they've seen it. Nobody can produce a body. Enough already! Benny unleashes The Anti-Momentum Manifesto in a therapeutic Fifth Hour rant before tackling more of life's absurdities. From "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow" to who really said "Let Them Eat Cake"? And why was Benjamin Franklin trying to make...

Brian Noe is in for Ben Maller and talks about why the Dodgers elimination doesn't prove anything about payrolls in MLB, why he hates the 24-team college football playoff format, Rams OL Alaric Jackson getting his suspension reduced, and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brian Noe is in for Ben Maller and talks about the Dodgers getting swept out of the NLCS by the Brewers and why the focus shouldn't just be on how much the Dodgers choked, the Broncos getting on OT win over the Seahawks on TNF, and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brian Noe is in for Ben Maller and breaks down the Broncos overtime win against the Seahawks, the state of OT in the NFL and the strategy behind the coin toss, why the outlook for the Seahawks doesn't look good, and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ben Maller talks about the Dodgers losing at home and falling 0-3 to the Brewers in the NLCS, what percentage of the blame goes on Blake Snell, how much of the offensive problems belong to Shohei Ohtani, advice to Brewers manager Pat Murphy, and much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ben Maller talks about Saints QB Tyler Shough and coach Kellen Moore agreeing with owner Gayle Benson that the Saints performance is unacceptable, coach DeMeco Ryans saying Marvin Harrison Jr. has made a seamless transition to the Texans, an upcoming documentary on the fake 49er, Benny vs. The Penny TNF Edition, and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ben Maller talks about Mike Tomlin saying "I think you're dead" when a team has a players-only meeting, Kyler Murray's job status with the Vikings, Mike Tirico defending NBC's relationship with Michael Jordan, #AskBen, and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ben Maller talks about a reported pregame argument between ABC's' Joe Buck and Troy Aikman, the latest Joey Porter Jr. injury for the Cowboys, Bills coach Joe Brady retracting his criticism of RB James Cook's butterfingers, Fact or Fiction, and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Ben talks about the Dodgers losing Game 3 of the NLCS and falling into a 0-3 hole against the Brewers, Saints QB Tyler Shough and coach Kellen Moore agreeing with the assessment of owner Gayle Benson, Benny vs. The Penny TNF Edition, #AskBen, and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ben Maller talks about the Dodgers deciding NOT to bench Shohei Ohtani amid his struggles, Freddy Peralta and the Rays winning Game 2 of the ALCS to tie the series, Joe Girardi defending Yankees manager Aaron Boone and slamming Jazz Chisholm, and much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ben Maller talks about Chargers QB Justin Herbert being floated on the trade market, Rams tackle Alaric Jackson being suspended for punching a Bills player after the game, Texas coach Steve Sarkisian getting upset about legitimate QB criticism, Maller to the Third Degree, and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ben Maller talks about Saints owner Gayle Benson calling out coach Kellen Moore for the team's performance, if Jason Kelce is an NFL analyst or an Eagles ambassador masquerading as one, Draymond Green saying that the NBA is roboticizing the sport, Too Much or Not Enough, #QueenOfHearts w/ LaReina, and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ben Maller talks about Jerry Jones publicly supporting the fan's right to criticize his $60 million QB Dak Prescott, Packers star Micah Parsons thunder-clapping of Jayden Daniels' clock management, if the Titans media crossed the line with QB Cam Ward, the Verbal Octagon, and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Ben talks about the Dodgers deciding not to bench Shohei Ohtani, the Rays evening ALCS against the Guardians, Chargers QB Justin Herbert being floated on the trade market, Maller to the Third Degree, #QueenOfHearts w/ LaReina, and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ben Maller talks about what Sean McVay needs to do after this latest special teams debacle by the Rams on MNF against the Bills, if the 2026 season is a lost cause for the Rams, if this win validates Josh Allen's Bills as a legit heavyweight, and much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ben Maller talks about who gets the blame street taco for Dave Roberts Dodgers losing Game 2 of the NLCS against the Brewers, if the Dodgers are in serious trouble or if everyone is overreacting to two losses, how things are looking for the Brewers, Maller to the Third Degree, and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ben Maller talks about who screwed up for Tampa Bay blowing the lead in Game 1 of the ALCS, if Arizona gave up on Marvin Harrison Jr. too soon, the odds that Harrison Jr. has a career renaissance in Houston, Maller's Mountain of Money: Paul Simon Edition, and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ben Maller talks about Dan Quinn taking responsibility for the Commanders' Keystone Cop act, Tom Brady's criticism of Seahawks QB Sam Darnold, the Cowboys decision to bring in former Browns coach Mike Pettine, Cite the Bite, and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Ben talks about Josh Allen and the Bills coming back to defeat the Rams on MNF thanks to special teams issues for the Rams, the Dodgers losing Game 2 of the NLCS to the Brewers, Maller to the Third Degree, Maller's Mountain of Money: Paul Simon Edition, and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ben Maller talks about the Falcons losing to the Ravens and their backup QB on SNF and if the loss is more damaging to the Falcons' reputation than the final score suggests, what does this victory do for Baltimore, where does Michael Penix Jr.'s rib injury leave Atlanta, and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.