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Tom Brady should know that anyone who is roasted is mocked, including their families. Brady says he regrets participating in Netflix's epic roast. He's really struggling with his life after football. He's annoying, but handsome. I'll give him a pass. No pun intended?

Kristen Doute found a great man from Colorado, Luke Broderick who is seven years younger than Kristen. She has leveled tf up after dating Tom Sandoval, DJ James Kennedy and other trash men. I am absolutely thrilled for crazy Kristen.

Donald Trump is a weird idiot who gets off on people publicly supporting him. It's so strange to attack your haters and blow smoke up anyone's a*s who says that they're voting for you. Sigh.

Jennifer Lopez's sources say that the $60 million mansion she bought with Ben Affleck last year was her estranged spouse's idea. Ben is garbage. Eff him forever for humiliating Jennifer like this. 

Sabrina is wealthy and owns a home while her ex-husband Steven rents a room and is broke. He's also unemployed. Beniah is old money but he presented himself as a homeless hippie on the hit show. WTF is going on.

Anna Delvey joins Dancing With the Stars, Hawk Tuah girl without any talent got a podcast deal, Tamar Braxton's ex JR continues to make her look like an idiot. Phaedra Parks also joined Dancing With the Stars. There's something embarrassing about going on that show, right?

Brittany Cartwright explained that her podcast with Jax Taylor will continue but she'll record separately from her estranged husband. Jason Cauchi was served divorce papers on camera while The Valley season 2 was filming. Brittany needs lifelong therapy after wasting years on Jax. I hate to say "wasting," but I'd be lying if I said otherwise.

Love Is Blind UK's reunion was tense. Sam showed up, LOL. We saw how heartbroken Demi was over and there were many confrontations and revelations. We stan bonus footage when it's actually decent.

Cat sucks and Demi wasn't there for it. We all know that Cat thought that Demi was too fat for Ollie. Jasmine wasn't feeling Cat either and says that Demi looks amazing and Catherine knows that she was being rude. Freddie seems to not like Cat either, he was nodding his head when Cat was getting slammed. That makes all of us.

Who said no, who said yes? Six couples made it to the altar on season 1 of Love is Blind UK. Were your predictions accurate? I am sad for one of the women who was rejected.

Poor Jennifer Lopez gave Ben Affleck a second chance and it blew up in her face. He allegedly ghosted her because he's a piece of sh!t. I will never get over the public embarrassment Jen has endured because of this f*ckboy. It's so stone cold. 

Episode 8 of Love Is Blind was explosive in the best ways. Sam exposed himself as an idiot and I love him for it. I'm really suprised that Cat was lusting after him. Benaiah was livid. Jasmine's mom was awful. I am seated for the finale.

Cat treats her fiancé Freddie like crap until she discovers that he has money. Freddie lives in a nice house. Freddie's sister doesn't like Cat for her brother which makes my heart happy. Ollie says he has ADHD. That doesn't explain his behavior though. He just isn't into Demi. Ollie is also vegan. Gasp. 

Cat says that all of her boyfriends have cheated on her and I seriously don't wonder why. Cat was on a reality TV dating show in the UK in 2019. Hopefully this will be her final reality TV dating show. She's insufferable.

We are joined by a fifth newly engaged couple, who met in London but join their castmates in Greece. Are we happy for these two? YES! We also see that Demi isn't afraid to open up to Ollie about her insecurities.

Cat is the worst and Freddie better not marry her, but what about the other pairs? Find out if I'm right or wrong about these UK folks when the finale episodes air tonight at midnight.

Benaiah is back! Will Nicole give him a second chance, will he propose? What is happening y'all?!

One couple isn't in Greece, some couples haven't had sex yet and I'm surprised by this. I thought that was the whole point of the pre-wedding honeymoon.  

Love is Blind UK has one of the ugliest cryers of all time, Catherine. It also has Demi, a beautiful woman who seems to lack confidence. I love Bobby even if his ears are massive and he looks like a bad kisser. He's adorable.  

Are men in the UK taller because why does the cast of Love is Blind UK season 1 feature all tall men except for little Bobby. The first engaged couple meets for the first time and we have our first contestant in the show's history who throws his wine glass down like a child. Catherine explains why being adopted has been hard on her. Demi is a sweetheart, so is Benaiah. 

Stassi Schroeder is overrated and too skinny and she kind of needs to go away already. She's mediocre. I'm saying this as a Stassi fan, I just don't think she needs to be doing so much BS for Hulu. The network should bring on some new talent. She has a new docu-comedy show on Hulu called "Stassi Says."

Audience members were really lead astray on Love Is Blind UK season 1. The season turned out to be a trainwreck but it started off so strong. WTF innit?

Serena Williams wants her 10 million followers to know that the Paris Peninsula hotel wouldn't allow her to eat there with her family. The restaurant tweeted a response, saying that it was fully booked at the time.

Eric Trump wants Prince Harry and Meghan Markle to leave America. Eric said he thinks the Royal Family is sacred and should be "protected." Harry did lie about his past drug use when applying for his Visa? 

Anthony Ammirati's penis is so damn big we are shook for life. That massive pole got in the way of him qualifying for the pole vault. He came in at 15th place but he's no.1 around the world now. He was flaccid at the time. That's what's frightening.