Slaughterhouse Princess

We take a look at Escape Room (2019) this week, not to be confused with Escape Room (2017), Escape Room: Quest of Fear, No Escape Room, The Escape Room, or Escape from Marwin (AKA Escape Room).

We welcome the New Year by learning why you don't let your kid pick their own babysitter and something about ghosts.

We finish up the Fear Street trilogy with a trip back to Ye Olde Tymes where Satan was everywhere and Applejack was a thing kids were into.

We take a trip back to a summer camp in 1978 and it goes about like you think it does, but with more witch curses and less sex.

This holiday season, join us as we watch a series of Netflix movies based on a series of books, starting with the first one.

We're back and what better way to celebrate than with Troll 2, the best movie we've watched in the last two weeks.

Grab a snack cat and start chattering your teeth in anticipation for a Brett recommended movie this week.  Which isn't normally a good thing.

We finish our tour of John Waters' films this week with his most, lets say challenging work.  By challenging, we mean gross.

Stock up on Aqua-Net as we take a trip back in time to the true story about the crowning of Miss Auto Show 1963. Disclaimer: Story might not actually be true.

Have you ever been watching Grease and said, sure this is fun but what if there were more children with criminal records and people named Hatchet-face?  Do we have a movie for you.

We are dedicating this month to the works of John Waters.  Also we had to name the episode Pecke r because we couldn't title it Pecker.  How fun.

We know the title seems like it's pretty straightforward but believe you me, this movie has a few surprises up its many, many sleeves.

We're not saying that you should be creepy peeping on your neighbors, but it is a good way to find out if they're vampires, or at least if they own a coffin.

Crack open a Punch Pop and keep your mop stick handy as we recount the tale of The Janitor one fateful day. 

All I really want at this point is to know what the giant metal cone was for.  It doesn't seem like too much to ask.

Shine up your saddle shoes and confront your growing feelings about your brother-in-law as we watch Park Chan-Wook's debut film in the States.

We don't normally say this, but if you have any interest in seeing this movie, do it before listening to this episode.  It's better going in cold.  Like revenge!

Grab your baby box and a spare oxygen tank, it's time for another installment of watching movies out of chronological order.

It's times like this when we need to all band together an in unison cry out, stop naming movies in such a way that it's impossible to talk about them without several qualifying statements.

Get ready for some strong grimy old Times Square vibes as we learn about why you shouldn't trust people who live in a commune.

Forget the spiders, why doesn't anyone comment on the city doctor/ country doctor feud?  That's the real scary part.

Pack a few extra bags of blood and remember the sponge cake story as we watch a considerably long one this week.

Let's take a trip to the Hull House this week to visit the only funeral parlor complete with underground stream, a sub par crematorium, and demons.

Politics and werewolves, together at last, the way nature intended.

Gather your pumpkins and practice your ASL, we're joining a cult with Grandpa.