I Hate This Team

Charlotte are playing Checkers, while the Canucks are playing Postal 2. Allvin and Rutherford are demons from hell. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam   Presented in part by DraftKings - Use Promo Code T...

Mike Hale (Your Kickstarter Sucks) joins us to discuss his beloved Nashville Predators trading for Eric Haula, the fallout from the Stanley Cup finals, the upcoming NHL entry draft, the Canucks' offseason plans, Outlaw cheating at the one chip challenge by using a fan, and our favorite weird twitter poweruser. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to htt...

[nobody wants to work anymore voice] nobody wants to be sellers anymore If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreo...

Uhhh let me be clear, absolutely no glomping. Gotta have them assistant coaches, and depth defenders too. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on...

The Oilers keep making it to the cup finals because they play in a province with no provincial sales tax. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episo...

On this one we talk about what we think the Canucks should do moving forward and how it differs from what they likely will do, and how they went from being viewed as a fringe contender last off season to a mushy middle team now. We also eulogize the Leafs (behind the paywall teehee). This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Present...

That wordplay doesn't really make sense but who gives a crap it's the offseason. On this one we take a more sober look at the Foote hiring, talk about the case for bringing back Marc Crawford, and explore why looking for locker room leaders in free agency sucks. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use...

and they still have some holes to fill! On this one we react (negatively!) to the Canucks hiring Adam Foote as their next head coach. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! If you'd like to, support the show an...

The Canucks got dumped by their Chad coach and now he is probably running off with some Stacy on the east coast. outro song is David Sirota by Fortune Kit If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! If you'd like to...

Penny foolish and pound foolish too. On this one we talk about the Canucks bungles of the week, Tocchet, Willander, no practice facility, and how shitty the depth chart looks up front. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for excl...

On this one we mainly talked about the big press conference on Monday, so lots of Petey, Willander, Tocchet, tampering, the playoffs, all your favourite Canucks topics de jour. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! If yo...

Jackson and Vyas from Roxy Fever join us to eulogize the Canucks season and talk about Jim Benning lol. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episode...

Genie, you're free..... We have a post mortum about the Canucks season, chat about what they have to do moving forward, complain about ownership, and do a cheeky little playoff preview. Sorry my audio sounds like I am recording from a submarine, something fucked up with my recording where it sounded fine to Stefan but the actual recording sounded like I was recording from an incredibly static-y su...

the end is nigh folks! on this one we talk about that game against the wild last night, the comments Hughes, Boeser, and Allvin made to Imac earlier in the week, and continue to brainstorm how the Canucks might be able to turn this around in the offseason. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings...

or was it "Lots of O in Big D," who knows? God bless Dave Tomilson regardless. On this one we check in with Mr. Balboner, reflect on last night's historic comeback victory against the Dallas Stars, and chat about how meaningful games in March actually suck ass. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKi...

On this one we talk about if there is a path to the Canucks not being cheeks next year until we are rudely interrupted by Ovechkin scoring a record breaking goal. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! If you'd...

The only Canucks media brave enough to not blame a losing streak without EP40 on EP40. What a disaster folks. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes hea...

I know it's over, and it never really began but in my heart it was so real and you even spoke to me, and said: "If you're so corsi, then why are you out of a playoff spot tonight? If you're so very entertaining then why are you struggling to score tonight?" If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by...

On this one we talk about the Canucks probably ill-fated playoff push, Demko standing on his head and his contract moving forward, the Canucks young players looking pretty damn good, Gavin McKenna, and Rick Tocchet rumours. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://...

On this one we talk about how the season is effectively over, preview the 2025 draft (lol), look at some RFAs the Canucks might want to offersheet, and basically just wallow around in sorrow. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ f...

On this one we talked about the Canucks a bit but the bulk of the episode was spent talking about our other passion, guys eating hamburgers in their cars and filming it. I think the whiplash from that loss against Utah and that win against Winnipeg fundamentally changed our brains or something. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisT...

On this one we talk about the Canucks win over the stinky Blackhawks, how much we hate Jason Dickinson, how the playoff race is shaping up, what the UFA market looks like, how the Abbotsford Canucks are doing, and Kermit De Frog. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at si...

On this one we talk about the Canucks shootout win against the Flames, glaze Vito Mancini, and provide a frequently asked for update on Dana Murzyn This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! If you'd like to, support the show...

Congratulations to us for winning yet another Fell For It Again Award. On this one we talk about the Canucks sordid trade deadline and that game against the Minnesota Wild. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers...

Happy Deadline Eve to all who celebrate! On this one we talk about what we want to see the Canucks do at the deadline this year, Soucy getting traded, last night's game against the Ducks, past deadlines that pissed us off and how much we hate Telus. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code T...