I Hate It But I Love It

Put on a crocheted dress and repeat the exact same jokes from the last movie cause we're talking about  Austin Powers 2 ! In this continuation of Spy-HIBILI month, Kat and Jocelyn discuss mean-spirited jokes, the perils of perfectionism, and how Heather Graham briefly made Jocelyn question her sexuality. This episode brought to you in part by Ritual . When Ritual set out to develop the vitamin ess...

This month, we're covering spy films, and to kick it off: JESUS CHRIST, IT'S JASON BOURNE! We discuss the film that's credited with reviving the spy genre,  The Bourne Identity , touching on Doug Liman's truly disastrous direction, Chris Cooper making the best of a limited part, and Jocelyn bein' REAL INTO WHAT MATT DAMON IS SERVING. This episode brought to you in part by Best Fiends. If you're lo...

To close out I Hate It Bullock I Love It Month, we're discussing the movie that started it all,  While You Were Sleeping!  We discuss delightful families, Bill Pullman hotness, and how Sandra Bullock's charm manages to make up for the fact that she's doing a FOR REAL CRIME. Brought to you in part by Virtual Game Night . If you're getting Zoom fatigue spice up your calls with Virtual Game Nights. C...

This week we're switching it up and talking about the 2002 thriller  Murder By Numbers ! We discuss bad hair, unexpected baboon confrontations, and how this movie bears an uncanny resemblance to a certain TikTok video. This episode is brought to you by  Away , suitcases that are designed to last a lifetime. No matter your destination or style, Away's suitcases, bags, and accessories all come in a...

Welp, it's technically a Sandra Bullock movie, so even though we hate and absolutely do not love this movie in any way, we're talking about the 2004 film  Crash ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss this true and terrible stinktown of a film, from its dreadful plotting to its dreadful performances to the fact that it involves a BAIT AND SWITCH OF A CHILD GETTING MURDERED.  This episode brought to you in part...

We're continuing I Hate It Bullock I Love It Month with the 2009 rom-com  The Proposal ! Along with special guests Dan and Sarah Duvall of  The Hate Locker , we discuss the absolute lack of romantic chemistry between the leads, the indignity of casting Mary Steenburgen, and the surprising reason why Sarah kinda liked this movie.   This episode brought to you by Betterhelp. Betterhelp offers profes...

Welcome to I Hate It Bullock I Love It Month, in which we're doing a full month of Sandra Bullock movies. And to kick things off, we're discussing what was intended to be Sandra Bullock's rom-com swan song,  Two Weeks Notice ! We talk about piecemeal plotting, weirdly misogynistic subplots, and how no good romance can ever involve shitting on someone's shoulder.    Special thanks to this week's sp...

Oh, dear. Oh, DEAR. This week we close out Teen Movie Month by discussing John Hughes' Sixteen Candles and -- OH. DEAR. We just-- it's awful. It's all awful. Come commiserate with us. This episode is brought to you by Away , suitcases that are designed to last a lifetime. No matter your destination or style, Away's suitcases, bags, and accessories all come in a variety of colors, sizes, and materi...

THIS WEEK, it's a very special episode of "I Love It But I Love It" in which Kat and Jocelyn discuss a genuinely great film that they both enjoy:  Dazed and Confused ! We talk about the Wiley Wiggins drinking game, Matthew McConaughey's awful haircut, and how everyone was hooking up but Ben Affleck.   We'd like to tell you about a great new podcast called Orphan Black: The Next Chapter . Starring...

Poison your "friend" with laxatives and then do a bunch more *legit* crimes because we're talking about American Pie! We talk about upsetting characters, how many of the comedic set pieces in this film are ALL THE WAY CRIMES, and Jocelyn realizes she's fundamentally misunderstood a scene in this scene for... 21 years? This episodes brought to you in part by MasterClass. MasterClass offers classes...

Grab a cast of actual thousands and put on a loose riff on a piece of classic literature cause we're talking about  Get Over It ! Alongside very special guest  C. Joan Porter , we talk about unnecessary subplots, broad comedic gestures, and discuss the Shakespeare Extended Universe. This episode brought to you in part by Rothy's.  Rothy's is the everyday flat for life on the go. It will blow your...

Team up with your best gal pals and then slam back an anise-flavoured daiquiri cause we're talking about  Mamma Mia  and its sequel,  Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again ! In the final week of Movie Musical Month, we discuss terrible singing, mandatory ouzo shots, and learn the surprising truth behind Kat's favourite film of all time.   Brought to you in part by  OSEA Malibu . OSEA creates skin and body-c...

Stick a camera immediately under your nostril and have a real snot-sing cause we're talking about  Les Miserables ! In the third week of Movie Musical Month, we discuss overacting, how Tom Hooper chose the meanest possible way of making this movie, and who we'd play in the musical. This episode brought to you in part by ZocDoc . With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance...

Play a flute made of candy and then get kidnapped by one of the most horrifying characters of all time cause we're talking about  Chitty Chitty Bang Bang ! In the second week of Movie Musical Month, we discuss a truly nonsensical plot, this film's weird connection to the James Bond franchise, and contemplate musical numbers about killing your spouse (yes, this is a children's film). This episode b...

Slap on half a mask and run around an old theatre bellowing at teens cause we're talking about Phantom Of The Opera ! We discuss miscasting... everyone, how you shouldn't live in a toilet, and why you should never give a creator full artistic control when adapting his work to a totally different medium.   This episode brought to you in part by Prose . Prose creates customized hair care products fo...

Forget about your terrible trauma and run about a mountain pulling a soft Home Alone cause we're talking about  Cliffhanger ! We discuss horrifying inciting incidents, how the protagonists of this movie are going to all the way jail for their confusing approach to money, and how this movie is just "What if Die Hard on a cliff".   Brought to you in part by OSEA Malibu . OSEA creates skin and body-c...

Grow out your mullet and beat a bad guy by doing the splits cause we're talking about Timecop! We discuss logical loopholes (there are... many), the mechanics of time travel by car (why?), and invent a new catchphrase for Jean Claude Van Damme. This episode brought to you in part by Uncommon Goods . For those hard to gift people in your life… Finally there's an easy answer and it's Uncommon Goods....

Do something cartoonishly strong and cool because physics LITERALLY HAVE NO MEANING cause we're talking about Fast Five! We discuss how the real star of these movies is the director, this movie's overreliance on hysterical competency, and talk about that damn safe sequence. Brought to you in part by Virtual Game Night . If you're getting Zoom fatigue spice up your calls with Virtual Game Nights. C...

Grab a surfboard and learn how to surf in literally three days cause we're talking about Point Break! We discuss male bonding, how this might be the most unflattering portrayal of the FBI of all time, and discuss our mixed experiences with X-treme sports. This episode brought to you in part by Ritual . When Ritual set out to develop the vitamin essential for women, they wanted something simple, ef...

Get a teensy ponytail, wake up from a coma of seven years, and then murder everyone who put you there, 'cause we're kicking off Action Movie Month with Steven Seagal's Hard to Kill! Kat and special guest co-host Andrew Ivimey ( Talk From Superheroes ) discuss how Seagal is basically Councilman Jam from Parks and Rec , bizarre prop comedy with kittens, and the few times Seagal's line readings sound...

Do an awkward riff on a Hitchhiker but it's okay cause later you're gonna do the LIFT OF ALL LIFTS cause we're talking about  Dirty Dancing ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss whether or not Johnny's okay (he's not), how awkward it would be to walk in on your roommates lipsyncing on the floor,   and Jocelyn accidentally reveals her ultimate teenage fantasy. NOTE: Jocelyn referred to a book as "A Ray of Shin...

Accidentally put your foot in your mouth in front of the leader of the free world cause we're talking about The American President ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss charming ratatat dialogue, how Aaron Sorkin movies are "preparedness porn", and Jocelyn unveils her sweet baboo Jon Blair's impression of this film. Brought to you in part by Virtual Game Night . If you're getting Zoom fatigue spice up your ca...

Climb a ferris wheel and scream at a stranger until she agrees to date you under duress, cause we're talking about  The Notebook ! Kat and Jocelyn discuss the charm of the elderly couple in this film, the non-charm of the younger couple in this film (despite their nuts chemistry), and how we were all secretly into Sean from  Breaker High. This episode is brought to you by O&H Consulting – The hero...

Destroy a priceless piece of art because -- who cares! you're rich! tra-la! - and swan off in a series of monochromatic knits cause we're talking about  The Thomas Crown Affair!  Kat and Jocelyn discuss white men who never face consequences for their actions (and... hate art?), Rene Russo being hot as hell, and what might be the worst soundtrack of all time? This episode brought to you in part by...

Go on a psychosexual romp through your fantasies cause we're talking about  All That Jazz ! In the final week of our "I Love it But I Love It Month", Kat and Jocelyn discuss butt-oriented choreography, WILD ASS editing, and praise the glory of Ann Reinking.   This episode brought to you in part by ButcherBox . ButcherBox ships a monthly curated selection of high-quality meat right to your home. Al...