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Folks, we did it. It's the most silly episode of Every Damn Magic Card yet because we're talking about the unhinged Magic card "Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental" (yes, this is the actual name of the card). The mana dorks Jesse, Meadow and George had on special guest Martin Felshman to reall...

Welcome, one and all, to our first ever after dark episode of Every Damn Magic Card because things got very sexy with our discussion of the card Vizzerdrix. We had on special guest Cameron Little with the mana dorks/sluts Meadow, Jesse and Brandon to really get into what makes this pink bunny tick with some very esoteric references to Iggy Pop. Now you're thinking with 8s!  Sca...

It's our eighth episode of the Every Damn Magic Card podcast so George, Jesse, Meadow and Brandon absolutely must talk about the Magic card Eight-and-a-Half-Tails. This was Brandon's first commander so the gang talks about their own first commanders as well as big, sinful dirtbikes and what job Magic characters would have inside a mall. It'll all make sense after you listen, folks!  Scal...

Great news: If you want your bombardments to be arcanic, this is the Every Damn Magic Card episode for YOU! Special guests and Chicago comedian Zach Boyce joins the Mana dorks/sluts George, Jesse and Brandon to talk about the Magic card Arcane Bombardment. We really get into some deep talks on role playing games, smoking out problematic children's books and supporting women's wrongs. Scales used i...

Hey there! Vi Conraad of BaddieVilles Got Talent and Jake Avorio of being an Onion Knight join the Mana dorks/sluts George and Meadow to talk about the Magic Card Hide//Seek and let me tell you, it GETS wacky. Some fun discussions on this episode involve wet pals, pondering orbs and positive ape indexes. We also introduce the coveted golden urinal award! Scales used in this episode include: The Ja...

Mana dorks & sluts, rejoice! It’s our 5th episode and first true/official guest episode with Josh Boerman of the fantastic podcasts Worst of All Possible Worlds and Ill Conceived. We've got Jesse, George and Brandon talking about the Magic card Volcanic Hammer (specifically the 1999 junior super series) with Josh but more importantly getting into the 00’s webcomic Jack, iPod classics, catfishi...

Welcome, brave travelers, to our 4th episode of Every Damn Magic Card! We're getting into some poplar trees you know and love as we're talking about Doran, the Siege Tower from the original Lorwyn set. Some fun highlights include the beauty of flavor text, Snickers vein discussion and dealing with the fact that we all got wet bones inside of us.    Scales used in this episode includ...

Behold, the rule of 3s, as in our third episode of Every Damn Magic Card and our first legendary creature card! The mana dorks Jesse, George, and Meadow have on their second circling guest Brandon to dish on Nethroi, Apex of Death. We go down quite a few fun paths that include generative AI removing object permanence in adults, unfortunate release schedules, and a whole lotta Dennis Hopp...

Our second episode is here with the mana dorks Jesse, Brandon, and Meadow inviting on their super secret special guest George to talk about the Magic card Land Grant This episode includes deep discussions on Jim Henson's Dinosaurs, Smoku, and, of course, an intense Chicago pizza style debate. You've got vore! Scales used in this episode include: The James B. Dobson scale (how satanic is this card?...

It's our inaugural episode for Every Damn Magic and the mana dorks Jesse, George and Brandon welcome on special guest and future host Meadow to talk about some birds that don't just want to go into your trash; they literally can't be stopped! Our first card we're covering is Circling Vultures so we spend some time talking about our first magic experiences, Charles Daniel Rombert, and som...