Criterion Creeps

In our sixty-fourth episode we're talking spine #76: David Lean's BRIEF ENCOUNTER from 1945. But first, RJ regales the listener with his journey to listen to Stephen King talk in Montana, then RJ and Jarrett talk about GERALD'S GAME, and Jarrett reports on GOOD TIME (which was a good time about bad times). Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Gun Cl...

In our sixty-third episode we're talking spine #75: Kevin Smith's CHASING AMY from 1997. Jarrett's microphone decided to be shitty for the first fifteen or so minutes, to apologies for that, it gets better after a restart and another USB port! Anywho, RJ talks about CREEPSHOW 2 and then they both talk about RAW (2016), and Jarrett rattles off a bunch of crap like DR.T AND THE WOMEN and THE VILLAGE...

In our sixty-second episode we're talking spine #73 and 74: Agnes Varda's CLEO FROM 5 TO 7 and VAGABOND from 1985. RJ talks about some more Stephen King adaptations he watched this week, and Jarrett talks about some more hickploitation, and talks about his enjoyment and recommendation that everyone should go see Darren Aronofsky's much maligned mother! Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by p...

In our sixty-first episode we're talking spine #72: Rene Clair's LE MILLION from 1931. RJ talks a very long time about all the Stephen King movies he watched this week, which leads into both discuss about that IT movie that kids are all talking about. Jarrett even manages to squeeze in another stab at TWIN PEAK: THE RETURN one more time. So the actual Criterion movie part starts at an astonishing...

In our sixtieth episode we're talking spine #71: Ingmar Bergman's THE MAGIC FLUTE from 1975. First RJ talks about watching THE MANGLER, the PARADISE LOST trilogy, Jarrett talks about some pinky violence rewatches, some hicksploitation movies like WHITE LIGHTNING and GATOR, and then the two of them talk a long time about the last two episode of TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN. Magic Flute talk is a good hou...

In our fifty-ninth episode we're talking spine #70: Martin Scorsese's THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST from 1988. First RJ and Jarrett talk about TWIN PEAK: THE RETURN (only one more week to go, haters!), and Jarrett got down with RICK & MORTY finally, and watched a really good EuroCrime movie in the form of CALIBER 9. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes...

In our fifty-eighth episode we're talking spines #66-69: Jean Cocteau's THE ORPHIC TRILOGY! RJ got a job, and is living in a hotel room, and somehow the episode sounds better for it! Jarrett did the heavy lifting in the creeping, talking about watching some Mexican horror, THE NAZIS: A WARNING FROM HISTORY, and SEANCE (2000). Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical i...

In our fifty-seventh episode we're talking spine #65: Wes Anderson's RUSHMORE from 1998. First RJ talks about THE HIDDEN 2, GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 2, and both talk about OUIJA: ORIGIN OF SIN, and Jarrett talks about some western pictures he watched. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Rolling Stones' 'I Am Waiting', and The Faces 'Ooh La La'. Like...

In our fifty-sixth episode we're talking spine #64: Carol Reed's THE THIRD MAN from 1949! First, Jarrett and RJ talk for an hour and twenty minutes or so talking about anything but THE THIRD MAN, about RJ's time with THE DARK TOWER, and Jarrett just laying around watching movies for days on end. Movies such as THE NEON DEMON, BEFORE I WAKE, I AM THE PRETTY THING..., THE BIG TRAIL, and so on! Intro...

In our fifty-fifth episode we're talking spine #63: Herk Harvey's CARNIVAL OF SOULS from 1962! First, Jarrett and RJ talk about Neil Blomklapt shorts, MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM, and a documentary on Todd McFarlane. A weird week all round. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Saviour Machines' 'Carnival of Souls', and The Beach Boys' 'Salt Lake City'. Like...

In our fifty-fourth episode we're talking spine #62: Carl Th. Dreyer's PASSION OF JOAN OF ARC from 1928. First, Jarrett and RJ talk about SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING, DUNKIRK, and, yes, TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Leonard Cohen's 'Joan of Arc', and Arcade Fires' 'Joan of Arc'. Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criteri...

In our fifty-third episode we're talking spine #61: Terry Jones' LIFE OF BRIAN from 1979 . First, Jarrett and RJ talk about the death of George Romero, his films, the death of Martin Landau (and ED WOOD) as well as WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES, new TWIN PEAKS, just lots and lots and lots of stuff. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Earlene Elkin...

In our fifty-second episode we're talking spine #60: Ingmar Bergman's AUTUMN SONATA from 1978. First, Jarrett and RJ talk about Brendan Fraser, the last few David Lynch movies on Jarrett's Lynch rewatch, BABY DRIVER, and Jarrett watched RJ's recommendation of THE BLACKCOAT'S DAUGHTER. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Fiona Apple's 'Pale Septembe...

In our fifty-first episode we're talking spine #59: Liliana Cavani's THE NIGHT PORTER from 1974. First, Jarrett and RJ talk about the first cycle of THE PLANET OF THE APES, that Tim Burton piece of shit, IT COMES AT NIGHT, and Jarrett finished TWIN PEAKS Season 2 and watched a kung fu movie. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Marlene Dietrich's 'W...

In our fiftieth episode we're talking spine #58: Michael Powell's PEEPING TOM from 1960. First, Jarrett and RJ talk Dan Ackroyd talking UFOs, BLACKCOAT'S DAUGHTER, Jarrett's David Lynch filmography rewatch, and that TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN Part 8. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Toots & the Maytals' 'Peeping Tom' and Radiohead's 'Creep'. Like us...

In our forty-ninth episode we're talking spine #57: Stanley Donen's CHARADE from 1963. First, Jarrett and RJ talk movies they watched this week: RJ watched LIFE and THE MUMMY, and Jarrett got reacquainted with ERASERHEAD. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Bobby Darin's 'Charade', and Crystal Palaces' 'Their Kindness is Charade'. Like us on Facebo...

In our forty-eighth episode we're talking spine #56: Alfred Hitchcock's THE 39 STEPS from 1935 First, Jarrett and RJ talk more and more about TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN, RJ watched some true crime documentaries, and Jarrett has been drinking in some electronic music documentaries. The fun never stops around here! Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Bry...

In our forty-seventh episode we're talking spine #55: Phillip Kaufman's THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING from 1988. First, Jarrett and RJ talk more TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN, RJ went away for the weekend, and Jarrett watched a whole lot of dungeon and synthesizer movies. DRAGONSLAYER is great, guys. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Current Joys' "...

In our forty-sixth episode we're talking spine #54: Al Reinert's FOR ALL MANKIND from 1989. First, Jarrett and RJ talk TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN, RJ watched his worst movie of the year, and Jarrett wound up watching moon landing hoax documentary bullshit. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Molly Nilsson's "Hey Moon!", and Clinic's "Mr. Moonlight". Li...

In our forty-fifth episode we're talking spines #52 and 53: Akira Kurosawa's YOJIMBO from 1961, and SANJURO from 1962. First, RJ recaps his Whitefish, Montana Stag debauchery, then Jarrett talks about that Twin Peaks season three, amongst some other trash Italian stuff. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Vanic ft Katy Tiz "Samurai" and Michael Cre...

In our forty-fourth episode we're talking spine #51: Terry Gilliam's BRAZIL from 1985. First, Jarrett and RJ talk movies: RJ watched some NOT OF THIS EARTH, WRESTLING ROAD DIARIES, and CAPTAIN FANTASTIC, and Jarrett watched some shot on video classics from Bleeding Skull Video: BLONDE DEATH and SCARY TALES. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Radio...

In our forty-third episode we're talking spines #49 and 50: Federico Fellini's NIGHTS OF CABIRIA from 1957, and AND THE SHIP SAILS ON from 1983. First, Jarrett and RJ talk movies: RJ watched CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE and BIG MAN JAPAN, they both watched COMMUNION, and Jarrett watched a stack including THE LOVE WITCH and THE AUTOPSY OF JANE DOE. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite,...

In our forty-second episode we're talking spine #48: Marcel Camus' BLACK ORPHEUS from 1959. First, Jarrett and RJ talk movies: RJ shits on HEAD FULL OF GHOSTS, watched SWISS ARMY MAN (which is awesome), and Jarrett talks about the best video of 2018: LASAGNA CAT - SEX SURVEY RESULTS, amongst other things. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Eydie G...

In our forty-first episode we're talking spine #47: Erik Skjoldbjaerg's INSOMNIA from 1997. First, Jarrett and RJ talk movies: RJ watched FORBIDDEN WORLD and SHIN GODZILLA, and Jarrett watched FATEFUL FINDINGS and SWISS ARMY MAN. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are The Beatles' "I'm So Tired" and The Pixie's "I'm Getting Tired." Like us on Facebook...

In our fortieth episode we're talking spine #46: Ernest Schoedsack and Irving Pichell's THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME from 1932. First, Jarrett and RJ are back on the movie watching train and talk about THE VOID, EVERYBODY WANTS SOME, BUSTING, DOUBLE DOWN, and some other such business. Oh, and our first negative iTunes review is discussed! Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and m...