the STAB! show

Which ever creation myth you believe in, STAB! is always mentioned, and always in connection with mentions of cured meats and impure thoughts. In this recently uncovered episode Josh Vigil, Chazz Hawkins and Jesse Jones tell host John Ross all about penile resolutions, Japanese herb festivals, horse glue, Dustin Diamond, Napoleon’s brother, Huell Howser, Cambodian […]

Wishes are real, but you only get the one and you just used it on this episode of STAB! so I’m sorry/you’re welcome! In this be-wished edition of STAB!, Ngaio Bellum, Jon Gomora, Luke Soin and Jesse Jones discuss: 1-way streets, Ulysses S. Grant, Ts Madison, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull references, Soap Opera twists […]

So much Best, we (apparently) needed three episodes to contain it all! Comedians Johnny Taylor, Jon Gomora, Jordan Gannon and Jesse Jones “Best Of” at host John Ross about Princess Diana, one’s first yoga pants experience, white privilege, the importance of proper context, Tamagotchi, OPP, Ku Klux Knitting, The Polite Township of Proper Etiquette and […]

Didn’t hear all of your favorites in the first part of the Best-Of-Stravaganza?! Well shit man, maybe it’s in this one then. In THIS one, Joe-Joe Louis, Jaclyn Weiand and Jesse Jones tell John Ross all about North Korean children, Walmart sadness, a $130,000 poem, windshield poetry, drive through self pleasure, Mad Maximizing your vehicle, […]

It’s our own PERSONAL “Celebration Time”! In honour (the extra “u” is for extra class) of our two year STABiversary, please enjoy the first in our series of “Best of” shows! Ben Rice, Stephen Ferris and Jesse Jones help celebrate STAB!’s cotton anniversary with host John Ross and their thoughts on corporal punishment, the World […]

In this irresistible and immovable episode of STAB! host John Ross hosts the hell out of Keith Lowell Jensen, Jason Anderson, and that mean old Jesse Jones, addressing such tender topics as Ozzy Osbourne, Neon, Professional Wrestling triggered reminders of past roommate trauma, Gregor MacGregor, Bob Marley, Xuxa, Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior, Florida […]

On the periodic table of comedy elements, John Ross (1. J, 1.003) host of STAB! (5. St, 8.475) and special returning guests, Ben Rice (21. Ri, 42.33), Jordan Gannon (38. Gn, 86.12) and Jesse Jones (103. W, 281.1) make up a non-toxic, gaseous cloud of humor, safe to inhale through the ear lungs and full […]

This heapin’ bowl full of STAB! is chock full of Danielle Mandella, Joe-Joe Louis and Jesse Jones, with two scoops of host John Ross in every box! and features such tasty morsels as spot on Ronald Regan and Chris Columbus impressions, the total eradication of November 19th, MASK: the toy, not the movie, BDSM, a […]

Flick on the ol’ Victrola and take an ear-taste of the latest in STAB! John Ross sits by the fireside with Stephen Ferris, Aaron Weaver and Jesse Jones, to have them project their voices in regard to Aussie high-jumpers, Alabama, Jim Jones, DUIs, The Redskins…again, Dump Trucks and Quammy Pams!

Get ready for your minds to be blown as STAB! includes two ladies at once. One’s called Corinne Nelson the other isn’t, she’s Giuliana Gabrielli. Jesse Jones was there too, and John Ross watched. They all say things about womankind, WWII, Monoply, A Bee Gee, ISIS, Barren Wombs, Zumba, Chili and genocide…oh and beheadings…

In STAB! #8, John Ross (host) had guys named Jesse Jones, Mike Cella and Bill Wallis take you on a literary ride that I’ll bet you 100 Susan B. Anthonys that you can’t imagine. The topics they discussed were the aforemmetioned Susan B. Anthony, Tesla (the band), probes, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, Bing Crosby, The […]

Use your prettiest sense to hear the glory that STAB! is! Players, Jason Anderson, Mike Cella, Johnny Taylor and Jesse Jones fill the roster and deliver a gag-a-second unto the savory John Ross as they discuss Lucy Ball, The Black Panthers, Hard working12-year olds, Gretzky, the obtuse, ass-spank, dead dads, Lumber, UTIs, anger, Leo Di […]

Celebrate our 6th of 10,000 episodes with contestants D-Tyler, Danielle Mandella, Adrian Dark and Jesse Jones! One day you will remember that host and high priest King John Morris Ross the IV caused this show to tackled such hard-hitting social issues as, Same Sex Marriage, The Model T, Mr. C, Hurricanes, Vegans, Kites, Foreskins, Edgar […]

I hope you came to party, cuz we sure did! This particular episode is smack full of The Family Pettigrew (Nick and Miceala), a singing Ben Rice and hip-hopping Jesse Jones! Together, with the help of host and self-promoter @xjohnrossx – http://www.johnrosscomedy.com they tackle such concerns as, The first Miss Black America, An AIDS hugging […]

The time is nigh for thee to belly-up to the 4th podcast known as STAB! Hostess Johntalia Ross tangles with 4 contestants with names like, Jesse Jones, Tyler Kinney, Jaime Fernandez and Jon Gomora. Listen as thee aforementioned murderers verbally contest many english phases against one to another, included Wars, Polish folk, Bone Thugs, Yao […]

STAB #3 is in your house now, so be a good host pay it some attention. Offer it a seat and beverage of some sort. Thee highly unpaid contestants of Aaron Weaver, Jesse Jones, Mike Cella and Steven Ferris respond to prompts given them by the moderately paid host John Ross, as they tackle such […]

Join Jesse Jones, Jaime Fernandez, Jaclyn Weiand, Joe-Joe Louis and host John Ross jaunt their way through another jepisode of JSTAB! Listen as the topics change from one topic to another…and often! Topics include: JFK, Kidney stones, HPV, NAMBLA, Gaza Stripers, hotrods, Data, Mrs. Butterworth and the LPGA. That’s right, JFK!

A brand new era of STAB! relaunches as John Ross hosts the comedic talents of comedians Giuliana Gabrielli, Jesse Jones, Jon Gomora and Edgar Granados. The panel explores subjects ranging from Azerbaijani Police Day festivities and angry World Cup inspired poetry, to the festivities at a Canseco birthday party and the craigslistings of the belongings of […]