the STAB! show

Things dun changed a lot, y’know. They always seem to. Guess that’s just the way a things, huh? One day it’s somethin’ the next it ain’t no mo, ‘cause now it’s somethin’ else. Yup. That’s how it sure goes. In this here thought provokin’ episode of STAB! John Ross talks to folk named Erik Krasner, […]

You never know when you’ll need ‘em, so why not always have ‘em is what we say? It’s better to have a pocket full of ham hocks and not need them, than to need a pocket full of ham hocks and not have them. So have ‘em. In this pocket crammed full of STAB! John […]

Li’l Mister Tiny Toes. Snuggle Wuggle Boom-Boom. Captain Puddin’. These are just a few friends of mine, and they wanna be your friend to. It’s easy as heck, just a little rub under the chin and you right as rain. STAB! host John Ross herds wiley free spirits Danielle Mandella, Chad Bogard and Jesse Jones […]

Hey Grandma, off to second grade this morning? THAT, is extreme. Be careful out there and watch out for the backflipping monster trucks defying all known laws of physics like it’s their JOB! And try not to catch fire and explode. John Ross hosts this EXTREME episode of STAB! with Erik Krasner, Alfonso Portela and […]

You’ll show ‘em, you’ll show ‘em all. Who’s laughing now? You are. They don’t know why, but you do, and that’s all that matters. Your power is in their hands. Savor that feeling. John Ross hosts this powerful episode of STAB! with guests Aviva Siegel, Tyler Kinney and Jesse Jones talking about things like the […]

Hey, you want an episode of STAB!? A new episode I mean? How about a flurb? Have a new episode of STAB! and a flurb, because why wouldn’t you? You wouldn’t. STAB! host John Ross talks to STAB! guests Bill Wallis, Mark Burg and Jesse Jones about things involving Johnny Moss, the Jimi Hendrix Experience, […]

The onslaught is devastating, unrelenting. The invaders are single minded and purpose driven. Nothing can stop their sudden, violent invading spurt, not even a band of brave wizards armed with cotton… STAB!’s noble John Ross hosts brave Zach Coles, wise Josh Kinkade and adequate Jesse Jones, as they share tales of bank robber Herman Lamb, […]

What is it?! Is it a tool who does really well at an open mic? Is it an alternate universe large panted rap man? All of these questions and more won’t be answered in this new episode of STAB! John Ross talks at Tyler Kinney, Ta’Vioana Watkins and Jesse Jones, who in turn talk back […]

STAB! is a good show about not good things writ by terrible people. Don’t believe me? You will. RIght here now, STAB! host John Ross asks guests Joe-Joe Louis, Jaclyn Weiand and Jesse Jones how they feel about stuff like the Monroe Doctrine, Def Leppard’s Rick Savage, Vietnam, Erik Everhard, Gillette, Desi Arnaz, the top […]

SHTAB! izun good comedy time for sure. Unt on zis episode of SHTAB!, host John Ross chats wiff funny mans Brett Stults and Jesse Jones about such sings as Dr. Pepper, South Africa, NASA, Wilt Chamberlain, six German porn store fire haiku, the top ten Google searches of Throbbin’ Hood, sales pitches for poor business […]

Pull up a seat and let host John Ross and servers Ben Feldman, David Lew and Jesse Jones ladle up a runny dollop of talk about the moving assembly line, Bette Midler, Our Lady of the Angels, the invention of BINGO, Michael Jackson’s Thriller, Amy Fisher, three different FAQs, nine haiku about Ice T & […]

Jolly ol’ St. John Ross asks helpers Ben Rice, Danielle Mandella and Jesse Jones what’s on their STABmas lists and it’s as you would expect: Marshall Fields confusion, Rickey Henderson, Civil War pardons, James Brown’s death, ovariotomies, Dido, a triplet of HOHOHOs, fifteen Christmas character Google searches, the synopsis’ of made-up movies “Frosty the Snowman […]

Why, here now is highly legitimate STAB! host John Ross consulting guests Alfonso Portela, Kim Martel and Jesse Jones on such subjects as the Ku Klux Klan, Ricky Martin, Hanukkah, the Vatican, the Italian Hall Disaster, Norad tracking Santa, Charles Manson, three takes on NORAD, the tourism guides for The Bad Side of the North […]

The Boss, John Ross leads the 16th Street Band: Grant Houlton, Rhoda Ramone and Jesse Jones in discussions of Wilma Mankiller, Christopher Columbus, Puerto Rico, the push button telephone, time zones, the war on drugs, Steamboat Willie, a pile of Ronda Rousey Google searches, a triad of MMAs, synopsises for made-up movies “Dream Snatch”, “Snitches […]

In this reciprocating episode of STAB! host John Ross hosts directly at guests Nick Brunner, Danielle Mandella and Jesse Jones as they get into discussing such subjects as the Antipope, Kirk Hammet, William Tell, Jonestown, Prince Carl, Johnny Christ, a nonagon of Barbie Boy Commercial haiku, a triplet of MSGs, erotic poems about Paul Giamati, […]

John Ross hosts star crossed guests Stephen Furey, Jon Gomora and Jesse Jones through the WACKY world of STAB! and such topics as Japanese Prime Minister Assassinations, Markie Post, Mary Princess of Orange, the establishment of the NSA, National Tonga Day, Genie the Feral Child, the top fifteen Google searches of Genie the Feral Child, […]

STAB! host John Ross hosts succulent, juicy guests Stephen Ferris, Coreen Lemcke and Jesse Jones in talks about such subjects as Barack Obama, Laura Bush, the battle of Wabash, Andy Rooney, Egypt Love Day, Jane Goodall, nine haiku haiku on the subject of white, middle aged, mortality, a trio of different SWFs, movie synopsisies for […]

John Ross hosts this crunchy, evocative episode of STAB! at Joey Avery, Torio Van Grol and Jesse Jones while they discuss topic prompts about Christopher Columbus, Godzilla, Japanese Culture Day, Dolph Lundgren, highwayman John Austin, Roseanne Barr, a trio of LGBTQIAs, a nonagon of workplace beheading Haiku, vows to assholes “the guy who always makes […]

In this devil may care episode number 50 of the STAB! program, John Ross welcomes Alfonso Portela, Jaclyn Weiand, Tyler Kinney and Jesse Jones for discussions of Apple Day in the UK, the Aberfan Disaster, Aroldis Chapman, John Paul Getty III, Dizzy Gillespie– not Louis Armstrong, the denouncement of lynching, National Nurse’s Day in Thailand, […]

Beard 1, John Ross leads the remaining beards: Johnny Taylor, Luke Soin, Ben Rice and Jesse Jones in bearded discussions of WAY too much rape, Johnny Taylor’s small ears, Keith Green, International Day of the Nacho, Alex Duchess of Brittany, a WWII kamikaze attack on Australia, Egyptian Naval Day, French Women voting, Kim Kardashian, the […]

In this wistful episode of STAB! John Ross goads Walker Glenn, George Chen and Jesse Jones into sharing their thoughts on Dagobert, Canadian Women Personhood, Jean-Claude Van Damme, the transistor radio, Lee Harvey Oswald, Tommie Smith & John Carlos, a trio of varied POTUSes, a trio of trios of haiku about Palestinian Jew stabbing diagrams, […]

In this, STAB!’s first trip to Lost Weekend Video in San Francisco California, John Ross welcomed SF locals Kaseem Bentley, Aviva Siegel and Sacramento hanger on Jesse Jones to discuss such topics as Gloc-9, Boston Shoe Unions, Croatian Necktie Day, Indian Murderer: Veerappan, America’s possessioning of Alaska and Puerto Rico, Chuck Berry, the top 15 […]

In this geometrically inconsistent episode of STAB!, John Ross asks guests Joe-Joe Louis, Daniel Humbarger and Jesse Jones to talk on subjects such as Martyr’s Day in Libya, hurdler Kevin Young, Back to the Future themed tragedy, the Xerox 914, B.B. King’s birth, the 1920 JP Morgan bombing, Musiq Soulchild, Guangxi WeChat tragedy haiku, the […]

In this presentable episode of STAB! the perfectly charming John Ross prods guests Johnny Taylor, Jaime Fernandez and Jesse Jones through topics such as the introduction of “Wacky Backwards”, Thailand air tragedy, Richard Marx, the Mayflower Pilgrims, Patsy Swayze, International Day for the Preservation of the Ozone Layer, Fan Bingbing, the Top Five (fifteen) Google […]

In this STAB!, Principal John Ross asks cool kids Jaclyn Weiand, Edgar Granados and Tyler Kinney all about Cleopatra’s unpronouncibly named son, oboist Paul Goodwin, Salma Hayek, Pope Innocent X’s Castro-struction, Bob (John?) Denver’s death, Swiss landslides, topical Arizona toddler drowning haiku, various and varied VMAs, tragic conjoined twin Google searches, erotic poetry about the […]