The Smellcast

First, some brand new Halloween themed Stick It Out Your Back Door entries!  Then, Toppie re-presents a classic from 2016:  Podcast listener extraordinaire Jimmy Bear recites "The Cremation of Sam McGee"! Write to Toppie at  Smellcast@aol.com . Follow Toppie on Tumbler and Bluesky Leave a comment on Toppie's blog !   Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will...

After a not so hillarious accident, Big Fatty gives a hillarious account of what befell him.  Then Toppie catches up on old bidness. PLUS: Listener Interaction and Stick It Out Your Back Door! Write to Toppie at  Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on Tumbler and Bluesky Leave a comment on Toppie's blog !  Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and...

Toppie's special guests Tommy Hashbrowns, Oliver and Nick conclude their personal histories and experiences with  Dungeons & Dragons. Listener Interaction and Stick It Out Your Back Door will return next episode. Write to Toppie at  Smellcast@aol.com . Follow Toppie on Tumbler and Bluesky Leave a comment on Toppie's blog !  Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Topp...

In this, the first of a two part special, Toppie interviews three long time Dungeons and Dragons enthusiasts to find out what the world of fantasy gaming is all about. Listener Interaction and Stick It Out Your Back Door will return after our two part special. Write to Toppie at  Smellcast@aol.com . Follow Toppie on Tumbler and Bluesky Leave a comment on Toppie's blog !  Friend Toppie on Facebook...

It's the dog days of summer and what Toppie remembers most from his YUTE... is that there was an abundance of nice... cold... refreshing... WATERMELON!!!! And today on the Smellcast, we present a history of this magnificent fruit -- or is it a vegitable? Regardless, we're sure you will all be delighted by this special  RAPPING WITH TAPPIE report by Aunt Tappie! Plus Listener Interaction and Stick...

Yeah we're talkin' ICE again but not fuck off pow pow Ice... ICE as in glaciers and ice cubes and such like that.  COLD!!!!   FREEZING COLD is what we're talkin' about! 'Cuz it's bloody hot and we've been hammered with HEAT all summer long and we're fucking OVER IT!!!   Anyways, please to enjoy this delightful flight of fantasy. Plus Listener Interaction and Stick It Out Your Back Door! Write to T...

Toppie delves deep into Smellcast lore in this episode about the origins of the Smellcast and from where the name "Toppie Smellie" came from. Plus some epic Stick It contributions from Kathy Bacon and Listener Interaction! Featuring The Sharp Chuckies and their song: " Love Song For Toppie Smellie" Write to Toppie at  Smellcast@aol.com . Follow Toppie on Tumbler and Bluesky Leave a comment on Topp...

Toppie solicits Pickle Hollow's big brain, Roger Bunting to explain just how much is "a trillion," but  Sassy knows better. Plus Listener Interaction and a few Stick It Out Your Backdoor submissions! Mentioned on today's podcast: Kath's e Pitome Podcast Write to Toppie at  Smellcast@aol.com . Follow Toppie on Tumbler and Bluesky Leave a comment on Toppie's blog !  Friend Toppie on Facebook by emai...

July is here, ready or not, and  Toppie has little enthusiasm. Time keeps on Tripping... He describes a recent open house held by his Cousin Chris/Carroll and they're wife Marlene who have moved into a new, old place that has a porch Toppie envies. Plus, a parental update, listener interaction and a couple of Stick It Out Your Back Door entries. See my cousin's drum cover videos HERE J Mac from Fl...

In this must not-to-be-missed episode of the Smellcast, Popeye Arms Paulie has returned to Pickle Hollow to help fight off a violent  ICE invasion! Listen as this epic story of loss and bravery comes to a shocking climax! Write to Toppie at  Smellcast@aol.com . Follow Toppie on Tumbler and Bluesky Leave a comment on Toppie's blog !  Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link,...

Pickle Hollow, Toppie, Sassy, and Aunt Tappie are all in great peril as their desperate resistance to the unrelenting forces of Federal Ice agents comes to a shocking end! Also: Listener Interaction and a Stick It Out Your Back Door sound clip from listener Lurry Dean !  Special Thanks to Big Fatty , Tommy Hashbrowns and Paul, the Shy Yeti ! Write to Toppie at  Smellcast@aol.com . Follow Toppie on...

Tension mounts as ICE Agents continue to raid Pickle Hollow and Toppie makes a fateful decision to fix Sassy . Also: Toppie describes a recent shoveling day at work when a  snow storm prevents him from getting home. Plus:  Listener interaction and Stick It Out Your Back Door! Please visit my cousin's Youtube Drum-Cover page:   LOOMEX! Write to Toppie at  Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on Tumbler...

As Sassy continues to mourn the taking of his beloved Cocoa Ebo , Pickle Hollow is feeling the full presence of ICE in their community with commerce shutting down and families leaving town as the vulnerable hide underground. Write to Toppie at  Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on Tumbler and Bluesky Leave a comment on Toppie's blog !   Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and lin...

Toppie Smellie presents Dylan Thomas reciting his famous Christmas memory, "A Child's Christmas in Wales."   Recorded in 1952. Write to Toppie at  Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on Tumbler and Bluesky Leave a comment on Toppie's blog !   Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! 

Toppie's friend Manyan Phelps, leaves town. Plus: Stick It Out Your Back Door entries from Kevin and Marlene and Listener Interaction. And finally:  A shout-out to the Ever Mysterious Crone Haven! Write to Toppie at  Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on Tumbler and Bluesky Leave a comment on Toppie's blog !   Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU...

It's a busy day in Pickle Hollow on BLACK FRIDAY! What happens to Cocoa Ebo will shock you! Write to Toppie at  Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on Tumbler and Bluesky Leave a comment on Toppie's blog !   Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!                   

Aunt Tappie presents her final "Rapping With Tappie" segment before Thanksgiving in which she reveals how you can make your Thanksgiving STRESS-FREE!!!!  The secret is COTTAGE CHEESE! Also: Stick It Out Your Back Door with submissions from Mac, Baron and Tommy. Listener Interaction Bits of business Link to LOTSL Write to Toppie at  Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on Tumbler and Bluesky Leave a co...

Toppie descibes some videos that have been all over his social media -- guys-- in their unerwear -- trying to appear casually naked. Except they're in their underwear. But you can see their doink .  Or rather, you can see an indication of their doink.  Tres amusant! Some listener interaction from the Enormous boys, KC and Harley ! And from Tim from Trash Sprinkles. And Ranger John, from the Dark F...

It's windchimes and birds and a lawn mower far away. It's summer sounds. Also too: a clarification and listener feedback. And Aunt Tappie 'splains it all to you. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on Tumbler and Bluesky Leave a comment on Toppie's blog !   Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! 

Aunt Tappie holds a seance at her carriage house apartment... and what transpires is our HAPPY HALLOWEEN episode for 2025! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on Tumbler and Bluesky Leave a comment on Toppie's blog !   Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! 

Toppie reflects on 15 years of podcasting and realizes... he has the SAME problems he had way back in 2010.  As in... ZERO PROGRESS! And that doesn't feel so good. Listener interaction! Folks respond to last episode's remembrance of Ramble Redhead . Also, a Stick It Out Your Back Door contribution from DJ Starsage!  Listen as DJ get's a super-deluxe CAR WASH!  Toppie asks (begs) for more communica...

Toppie presents some audio clips of Tom, the Ramble Redhead . Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on Tumbler and Bluesky Leave a comment on Toppie's blog !   Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! 

Somehow it's summer and  Toppie, Sassy and Walt are here to say "hi" and wish you a Happy Summer and Happy Pride! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Follow Toppie on Tumbler and Bluesky Leave a comment on Toppie's blog !   Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! 

Following a moment of silence for the passing of our friend and fellow podcaster Tom, the Ramble Red Head, Toppie presents a brand new Stick It Out Your Back Door -- a carcophany of new sounds sent in by listeners to the Smellcast ! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's blog !   Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU a...

After a disaster of epic proportions inside the chicken coop apartment, Toppie and Sassy are left struggling to find enough food to eat that isn't contaminated by gross and disgusting fecal matter. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's blog !   Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!