The Judgy Bitch Pod

This week, Melli sits down with her former coworker Anna — a copywriter, storyteller, yoga teacher, and Reiki practitioner — to explore the unexpected intersections of creativity and healing. From the art of finding the right words to the energy of aligning mind and body, Anna shares how storytelling and spirituality can flow together in everyday life. Buckle up, bitches — it’s equal parts inspiri...

In this episode, I sit down with Cat — the powerhouse who wrote, produced, and directed her own Beauty and the Beast parody ( The Enchanted Silverware ) and premiered it at the Hollywood Fringe Festival. We spill the tea on what it’s like to bring enchanted forks and spoons to life on stage, the wild world of theater, and Cat’s own incredible story of surviving a heart attack at a shockingly young...

Grab your leash and your latte, bitch besties — this week we’re diving nose-first into the world of Cavapoos with the founder of Cavapoo Friends NYC. We swap stories about our own fluffy little divas, dish out real (and a little judgy) advice for fellow pawrents, and yes… we call out the cringe things we’ve seen in the dog park. If you’re a Cavapoo lover, a proud dog mom, or just here for the tea...

In this episode, I’m joined by Sarah to unpack the wildest Swedish sayings (yes, there’s a cow on the ice and someone’s shitting in a blue cupboard). We try to guess what these hilarious idioms mean — and roast them along the way. Oh, and SKIMS launched nipple bras… so obviously we had thoughts. Buckle up, bitches — it’s a judgy ride.

Think your friend group is messy? Wait till you hear what went down in The Valley. Season 2 is a full-blown disaster—and Holly and I are here to judge it. Jax spirals, Brittany sets boundaries, and Jesse and Michelle’s divorce turns into a Bravo battlefield. We’ve got exposed group chats, accidental engagement reveals, and a reunion that proves nobody on this show knows what accountability means....

We dive into all the juiciest moments from The Valley Season 1 — from babymoons and breakups to pants being pulled down at the pool. Plus, we play a little “This or That” and our own twist on “Fuck, Marry, Kill” with the cast you love (and love to hate).

It’s the very first episode of The Judgy Bitch Pod , and who better to kick things off with than my bestie Simone — a fellow German bitch with a sharp tongue and even sharper wit. We dive into all things Deutsch , from hilarious German traditions to sayings that make zero sense in English (but somehow hit hard). We also spill how we met, our funniest memories together, and play some ridiculous gam...