Roz & Mocha

Emmy’s stuck between saving money at home or moving out and facing financial stress to reclaim her independence. Marco’s porch has become a raccoon toilet, and nothing he tries seems to work. Isaak can’t even look at Blue Jays highlights after the World Series loss—he’s skipping small talk and avoiding social media. It’s real life, real struggles, and Roz & Mocha are here to help (or at least laug...

Maurie talks to devastated Jays fans, Shem gets clowned for his nosebleed seats, and Roz reveals Katherine was more upset than he was. Mocha’s dealing with a shrunken hoodie, Maurie shares the secret to a long marriage (it’s distance!), and Gina’s kid drops a “Deez Nuts” joke in homework. Plus, Maurie chats with Tracy Morgan and he has a vented moment!

From the Dodgers’ World Series win and Bo Bichette’s emotional reaction, to Toronto fans stranded after Game 7, we break down the biggest sports story of the week. Plus, Lil Jon drops a meditation album, Carly Rae Jepsen announces her pregnancy, and Jonathan Bailey is crowned People’s Sexiest Man Alive. Also: a $50M Bridle Path mansion, a lawsuit over Drake’s streams, and Kim Kardashian’s new lega...

We get weird with body part rearrangements—where would you move your ears if you could? Maurie reveals the secret behind his long-lasting marriage, and the team dives into their high school dream cars. Plus, what’s the one thing they’d never wear outside (besides pyjamas)? And how old were Roz, Mocha, Maurie & Shem when they got serious about their careers? All that and more in this fun and reveal...

This week on Roz & Mocha Retro: It’s quiz time! We’re throwing it back to some of the wildest tests ever taken on the show. In 2015, Roz gave Maurie an IQ test that left everyone questioning everything. Then in 2014, Mocha and Maurie went head-to-head to see who’s the bigger geek. And if that wasn’t enough, Roz tried to determine if Maurie is actually a psychopath. Tune in for laughs, surprises, a...

On this episode of The Ask Roz & Mocha Podcast , a listener wants to know which of Mocha’s iconic reaction clips is the crew’s favorite—sparking laughs and a few surprises. Then, another caller opens up about feeling distant in her relationship and asks for advice on how to keep the spark alive. Real talk, real laughs, and real answers!

It’s Halloween, the Jays are on fire, and the chaos is real. Maurie hits the streets of L.A. to talk to fans and players, while Mocha hypes up the Rogers Centre crowd. Roz loses sleep over baseball field dimensions, Shem gets roasted for missing the game, and the Damnits debate which team is cuter. Plus, haunted houses, spicy Halloween streeters, and the debut of this year’s Halloween radio drama:...

Pharrell kicks off the World Series in Toronto, Maurie chats with Jays stars at Media Day, Shohei Ohtani reveals where he keeps his Blue Jays hat, and Trump pulls the plug on trade talks with Canada over a controversial ad. Plus, Maurie’s in LA with exclusive World Series coverage — talking to manager John Schneider, fans, and more!

This week’s DM Deep Dive Podcast is packed with wild listener questions and hilarious team confessions. We revisit the worst birthday gifts ever given (yes, leather panties are involved), debate Marvel vs. Star Wars dream roles, and imagine what it would be like to dress as our teenage selves. Plus, we dive into boy band song names like “Guilty Fingers” and “H2Hoe,” and explore coffin challenges,...

It’s Roz’s birthday and the team goes all out—poems from Roz’s mom, Maurie’s dad and husband, and even a Brandy & Monica parody song from Mocha and Maurie. Shem’s parents offer some hilarious advice on aging, while Maurie hits the streets asking kids how old is “old” (spoiler: Roz didn’t love the answers). Plus, the crew recaps their wild Niagara Falls trip, including haunted house screams and due...

This week on The Roz and Mocha Retro Podcast , we’re celebrating Roz’s birthday with a throwback to 2014! Maurie kicks things off with a surprise birthday call to Roz, followed by an unforgettable moment when Roz is treated to coffee, pizza… and a visit from his mom! Plus, we revisit the heartwarming calls from YOU, our amazing listeners, who phoned in to share the love.

This week on the FML Podcast, we dive into three unforgettable listener confessions. One listener regrets their wedding vows after marrying a die-hard football fan who’s glued to the TV every weekend. Another finds themselves caught in a family feud when asked to cut ties with a beloved grandparent. And a new grandparent needs help surviving diaper duty without gagging!

Roz shares the painful story of his grocery store parking lot wipeout, complete with locked cart wheels, flying cider cans, and a dead truck. Maurie gets reactions from fans after the Jays’ big win, and even chats with Mayor Olivia Chow about parade plans. Mocha tries to fake staying up for the game, but Roz and Maurie call him out. Plus, the guys roast the Scotiabank Arena’s viral elevator fail,...

The Toronto Blue Jays are headed to the World Series after a thrilling Game 7 win over the Mariners, with George Springer’s clutch homer sealing the deal. Meanwhile, ticket prices have skyrocketed, drawing criticism from Premier Doug Ford. In entertainment, KISS guitarist Ace Frehley has passed away, Keanu Reeves revealed he almost went by “Chuck Spadina,” and Brandy abruptly left her concert mid-...

A fan’s advice helps Shem shake off the haters, Maurie explains the origin of his infamous “Concoction” (spoiler: it’s gross), and the crew imagines what their sitcom would be called—spoiler: “Stretch and Thumpkin” is in the running. It’s a wild ride through listener DMs with plenty of laughs and a few surprises.

What everyday skills from before 2000 are useless now? Should you split the bill or pay it all when dining out with a friend? Is folding your pizza the right move—or is crust-first the way to go? Plus, morning rituals, banana etiquette, and which brand tagline best describes your personality. It’s all in this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha.

Mocha opens up about his wild new dog Leo, and Shem offers Roz a trip to his Black barber — Roz has questions. Plus, Maurie chats with the cast of Loot season 3, we play “Can You Guess the Movie From Its Soundtrack?”, and a woman’s idea for barcodes at bars sparks a hilarious debate. Also: John Cena’s final WWE match, Shem’s controversial cologne, and Kylie Jenner brings back “King Kylie.”

This week on the Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast we’re diving into some Halloween classics! First, we head back to 2016 to relive the oddly satisfying sounds of Teddy Bear the porcupine enjoying a spooky feast. Then, with Halloween just around the corner, we test our candy knowledge in a sweet and silly quiz. And finally, we throw it way back to 2014 for our chat with Saw legend Tobin Bell — it might be...

This week’s Deep Dive gets personal, weird, and hilarious. The team tackles everything from solo concert etiquette and dating app filters to Maurie’s questionable scent routine. Roz shares why massages give him anxiety, and Shem opens up about working alone in the studio. Plus, we debate who would survive childbirth best, reveal our partners’ physical types, and answer wild listener questions like...

Roz is thrown off by Friday vibes, Mocha has a tense showdown at a coffee shop, and Shem surprises the crew with what’s in his Tim Hortons cup. Plus, Roz breaks down his epic Thanksgiving feast, and we hear from a listener who had a holiday dinner disaster of her own. Also: leather pants that make fart noises, and Maurie chats with Donnie Wahlberg about Boston Blue .

Drake’s lawsuit over Kendrick Lamar’s diss track gets tossed, the Dodgers advance to the NLCS after a wild 11th inning blunder, and Canada intercepts over 1,000 stolen vehicles worth $84 million. Plus, Taylor Swift breaks records with her new album, Alec Baldwin crashes into a tree, and Doug Ford threatens a shoplifter. Also: the Blue Jays fight back in Game 3, Kim Kardashian gets candid about Kan...

What years do you have to be born in to officially be a '90s kid? One listener wants to know Roz’s cats’ appearances—he’s never posted pics, so we get the full breakdown. The guys talk about their favorite arcade games growing up, and share reactions from spouses to the pregnancy simulator machine. Plus, what’s the worst Halloween treat you could get (candy canes, really?), and who’s the biggest b...

Roz is fired up over oven mitts and belts in baseball, while Mocha shows up in full Jays gear to support the team — and gets roasted for it. The team reacts to the Jays’ big win over the Yankees, and Maurie hits the streets for post-game fan reactions. Plus, Rebecca the Teacher asks the ultimate question: which pasta would you ride into battle? Shem serenades seniors at a Guyanese luncheon, and Ma...

This week on the Roz and Mocha Retro Podcast – it’s officially FALL! We dove into the archives and pulled out some random gems featuring the word “fall.” From Timberlake’s falsetto vs. Maurie’s falsetto showdown, to trust falls (yes, we tried them), and even tips on how to fall asleep by making to-do lists — it’s a cozy, chaotic mix perfect for the season.

From unpaid jobs and toxic family drama to relationship confusion and potluck panic — this week’s FML is packed with real-life mess, tough choices, and the kind of stories that make you say, “same.”