Roz & Mocha

Sea or mountains? Which bizarre food combo would you dare to try? We dig into personality traits we’d erase, the chaos of raising stubborn dogs, and what we’d rename ourselves if given the chance. Plus, surprising truths about aging and a hilarious breakdown of Shem’s “perfect mix” personality. Quick questions, real answers, and plenty of laughs.

This week on Ask Roz & Mocha, we tackle some seriously fun and awkward questions! Who really deserves the front seat—your mom or your boyfriend/girlfriend? If your entire life had to be one color, which would you choose? We also dive into the little things that instantly make you mad (door knobs, anyone?), and the ultimate cringe question: would you rather walk in on your parents or have them walk...

Roz loses it on Maurie for using ChatGPT in emails, Mocha gets distracted by old Jersey Shore episodes, and the guys debate why Netflix crashed during the Stranger Things Season 5 premiere. Plus, a new Burger King ad sounds just like Shem, Mocha roasts a terrible rap track, and Roz digs into why Mocha feels guilty watching TV. Maurie hits the Leafs Gala for holiday gossip, Mocha talks life as a ho...

Since it’s U.S. Thanksgiving, we’re stuffing ourselves with some of our favorite Thanksgiving moments! Starting back in 2017, you’d think making Thanksgiving dinner would be a calm activity… not in the condo of the Damnits! The following year, the Damnits decided to host Thanksgiving and ordered a full meal from the grocery store—only to discover the turkey comes raw! And in 2018, Maurie wanted in...

Should a parent push for a school change even if it means leaving friends behind? How do you cope with the fear of losing the closeness in your relationship before a baby arrives? What’s the right way to prepare a child for news about terminal illness? And what do you do when friends ignore your plea for help after a family disaster? Real stories, tough questions, and honest advice.

Kara shares a gross coffee-cleaning hack that shocks everyone, Roz and Maurie recap their wild Vanier Cup drinking game rules, and Maurie hits the Santa Claus Parade to chat with kids. Plus, we hear from listeners about gentle Mocha, lazy co-workers, and a hilarious leave request for a Travis Scott concert.

NEW Hunger Games teaser drops with Glenn Close looking unrecognizable as Drusilla Sickle. An expert says skip buying gifts for adults this Christmas to save money. Carrie Underwood shares her hack to stop kids from saying “6-7.” Fugees rapper Pras gets 14 years in prison. Kevin Spacey clears up rumors about being homeless. Raptors are on fire while the Leafs sink to the bottom. Toronto speed camer...

This week’s Deep Dive takes you inside the Roz & Mocha DM vault with questions that spark laughs and real talk. From holiday traditions and Guyanese pepperpot to ranking who might be the best lover on the show, plus quirky debates like roadkill etiquette and hair-care routines—nothing is off-limits when the team dives deep into your DMs.

What if your fridge could dispense anything but water and ice? Roz and Mocha dive into wild ideas for the ultimate dream fridge, debate which personality trait they’d delete from each other for 24 hours, and reveal who they’d trust to get them to the airport on time. Plus, the guys face the ultimate food sacrifice—steak, pasta, chips, or wings—what’s getting cut forever? They also share childhood...

Maurie gets busted trying to steal Mocha’s holiday red cup from Starbucks, Roz vents about spilled coffee, and Grace asks for a new nickname for Mocha—leading to some hilarious suggestions. Plus, Nikole’s FML about banning the viral “6-7” trend in her classroom and a Helluva Story about three Canadians whose DIY horror film got picked up by Eli Roth. Add in Roz roasting the worst TV show he’s ever...

Today we’re throwing it back and celebrating all things Shem! From Maurie’s 2013 sit-down with the legendary Shemar Moore (because hey, Shem is in that name!) to Shem’s heartfelt performance auditioning for Serge Ibaka’s “How Talented Are You” show, and even a fun day at Canada’s Wonderland—this retro episode is packed with unforgettable Shem moments you won’t want to miss.

A teacher wonders if banning the viral “6-7” trend makes them a lame educator, someone opens up about the challenges of rescuing a reactive Argentine Dogo, another listener gives an update after being forced to attend a Habs game as a Leafs fan, and one person stresses over seating arrangements for a family birthday dinner that’s guaranteed to be chaotic. Real stories, real drama—FML at its finest...

Roz confesses to lying at Starbucks just to keep both breakfast sandwiches, Maurie shows off a smile that freaks everyone out, and the team tackles Canada’s most mispronounced words—can you say “Worcestershire”? Plus, Maurie chats with the Final 5 contestants from Squid Game: The Challenge , Mocha introduces a Trinidadian Christmas classic, and Shaq makes a rap comeback.

From Taylor Swift’s new Disney+ docuseries trailer and Cynthia Erivo protecting Ariana Grande on the red carpet, to Tom Cruise accepting an honorary Oscar and Glen Powell’s big-screen moment in The Running Man , this week’s headlines are packed. Plus, an AI-generated country song tops Billboard, Cardi B welcomes baby number three, and a new app claims it can let you talk to loved ones after they’v...

This week’s Roz & Mocha Deep Dive: Listeners bring the heat with big questions and hilarious scenarios! From what you’d do first after being stranded on an island for 10 years, to the great debate over TVs in the bedroom, plus awkward apologies after arguments, and even the mystery behind Shem’s mom’s viral “Oh my God, yes” moment. We also tackle screenshots, farting in front your partner, and mor...

Ever wondered how Roz, Mocha, Shem, and Damnit Maurie would fare if the studio suddenly turned into an escape room? This episode dives into that hilarious scenario—and so much more! From debating whether one bum cheek or three is better, to the ultimate curse: wet sleeves or set socks. Plus, we tackle disappearing things no one notices, bad habits we can’t shake, and reveal who’s the absolute wors...

Roz finds out he’s older than a classic Gordon Lightfoot song, and the team dives into the viral “6-7” meme taking over basketball games. Maurie reveals why his house smells like onions (hint: Matthew’s bizarre home remedy), and Roz vents about cold pizza deliveries. Plus, we’ve got big interviews with Will Arnett and Blue Jays legend Buck Martinez, Mocha goes off about John Cena’s huge WWE win, a...

This week on The Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast: Since everyone’s putting up their Christmas tree, we dug into the archives for some classic tree moments! Remember when Maurie thought potatoes grew on trees? Or the time Roz told tree jokes to Evan Rachel Wood? Plus, relive the hilarious chaos when the Damnits put up their Christmas tree. Pure holiday nostalgia with a Roz & Mocha twist!

This week on the Roz & Mocha FML Podcast: Dominic wants advice on motivating his husband to join him at the gym, Olivia struggles with a sister-in-law who’s tearing her family apart, Abigail is stressed about budgeting for birthdays and Christmas, and Veronica faces a hockey loyalty dilemma—Leafs or Habs? Plus, the guys weigh in with their hilarious takes and practical tips.

Roz sneaks a new power broom past Katherine, Mocha gets called out for talking wrestling on-air, and Maurie hits the streets for some hilarious vented moments. Plus, the team debates the ultimate pants dilemma: zipper or button first? We taste-test the classic Three Musketeers bar, Roz reviews Netflix’s new Frankenstein movie, Maurie chats with the stars of Stranger Things ahead of Season 5! Plus,...

Peloton issues a major bike recall, Hilary Duff returns to music after a decade, and the first teaser for the Michael Jackson biopic drops. Plus, Prince Harry apologizes to Canada for his Dodgers hat, Sydney Sweeney responds to ad backlash, Dolly Parton opens up about turning 80, and Maurie asks Emily Hampshire about a possible Schitt’s Creek movie. All the headlines you need in one episode!

From Guyanese food recommendations to wrestling theme showdowns, this week’s Deep Dive gets personal and hilarious. Shem lays out his dream Guyanese meal plan, while Roz and Mocha debate who’s smarter—book smarts vs. street smarts. The crew also dodges questions they’d never want to answer (body counts and private browsing included). Plus, a wrestling-themed “Name That Quarantune” battle ends with...

This week on Ask Roz & Mocha: Can you say “purple perfect pineapple” five times fast? One listener’s childhood tongue twister has the guys twisted up! Plus, has Mocha ever been to a gay bar—and did he love it? We also get into the politics of picking the best steak at dinner, find out who’s a mama’s boy, and ask the age-old question: when was the last time you actually read a book?

Mocha gets roasted for racking up nearly $1,000 in speed camera tickets, Roz reacts to being mistaken for a Bumble match, and a listener asks who on the show deserves $1 million. Plus, Maurie chats with contestants from the new ‘Squid Game’ reality show, and the team dives into beavers, bad passwords, and vented moments from movie theatres.

This week’s Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast takes us back to 2014! Roz asks the age-old question: how did we used to slow dance—and where were your hands? We revisit the hilarious chat right after Mocha’s wedding, and crack up over the viral Italian guy who just can’t say “Worcestershire.” Classic moments, classic laughs!