Royally Unhinged THE Podcast

Let’s talk about franchises—not the crispy kind (sorry, no fries here), but the kind where you’re handed a business model and a long list of corporate rules. In this episode of Royally Unhinged, we’re diving into the weird world of franchise marketing—where creativity often takes a back seat to brand guidelines and approval chains. From “Can I even post this?” to “Wait, we can’t use emojis?”—we’ve...

You know that one thing someone says or does that makes your soul shrink a little? Yeah… that’s the ick. 🚩 In this episode of Royally Unhinged , we’re unleashing a rapid-fire list of the random, ridiculous, and (occasionally) relatable things that give us the ultimate ick . From awkward business moments to overly chirpy email greetings—nothing is safe, and we are not sorry. It’s real, it’s funny,...

It’s the biggest BS line in business—and we’re calling it out. 👀 In this episode of Royally Unhinged, we’re breaking down why “I’m in marketing” has become the ultimate catch-all phrase for literally everything. From SEO and social media to print ads and promo items—there’s a LOT under the marketing umbrella, and not all of it is magic beans (looking at you, sketchy “SEO experts”). If you’ve ever...

Let’s talk about networking—because not all groups are created equal. 🙃 We’re breaking down the networking groups that actually work—and the ones that might not be the right fit for you. From structured groups with rules (looking at you, BNI 👀) to casual meetups, we’re sharing what’s worked for us and how to find the right networking space to grow your business. Have you ever wondered if you’re...

Not everyone wants a Ferrari— and that’s okay. We’re getting real about the abundance mentality and why competition isn’t always a bad thing. We’ve all been there—feeling threatened by someone in the same industry, wondering why a client chose them over us. But here’s the truth: there’s a perfect fit for everyone. Success isn’t about being the best—it’s about being the right fit for the right peop...

How far can you take a lie on social media? Apparently, pretty far. This week on Royally Unhinged , we’re diving into the shocking story of Belle Gibson —the influencer who built an empire on a completely fake persona . From claiming to cure cancer naturally (spoiler: she never had cancer) to selling a wellness brand based entirely on deception, her rise and fall proves just how easy it is to crea...

We’re officially kicking things off with a big one—why we left Meta (Facebook & Instagram). We’ve spent years in the marketing world, and something has felt off for a while. Organic reach? Gone. Authentic engagement? Buried under ads. Everything on Meta feels pay-to-play, and when TikTok went dark for 12 hours and came back… different… we knew it was time to make a move. ​Why did we leave? ​What d...

In this episode of Royally Unhinged, we dust over the surface of what marketing REALLY is (and isn’t), why networking doesn’t have to be awkward, and the magic of Canadian chocolate. 🍫 Next time on Royally Unhinged (THE FIRST OFFICIAL EPISODE): Why we left Meta (Facebook & Instagram)—what it means for marketers and business owners alike! After you take a listen, drop your three words in the c...

Let’s continue from our first Pre-Quill… What happens when you mix 90s boy band nostalgia, marketing wisdom, and completely unfiltered chaos? You get this episode of Royally Unhinged! 🎙️✨ In Pre-Quill: The Tangents Take Over, we take a detour (okay, several) into childhood memories—including a heartbreaking NSYNC story— as we dive into the good stuff: marketing, branding, and why networking is mo...

Every legendary tale has an origin story... unfortunately, ours just happened to come with a lot of caffeine, a shared mission, and an unshakeable belief that marketing should be fun (and maybe a little bit magical). Welcome to The First Pre-Quill , where we pull back the curtain on how Royally Unhinged came to be. Join Princess Paula of Princess Paula Consulting (your royal Canadian expert of bus...

We're ROYALLY UNHINGED! 🎙️ Buckle up as we go off the rails on marketing, networking, and wizardry—because business should be fun!