Royally Unhinged THE Podcast

Welcome to Subscription Nation—where resistance really is futile. From streaming wars to marketing tools, everyone seems hell-bent on locking you into a subscription. But is it convenience… or digital captivity? Let’s break down why subscriptions drive us mad, the genius (and madness) behind the model, and how businesses are reprogramming customers into lifetime members—whether you like it or not....

Sometimes the boldest marketing magic isn’t on a billboard…it’s in the bathroom stall. 🚽 From clever bathroom campaigns to visibility vests for local PD canines, we’re spotlighting our favorite local marketing tactics that prove creativity thrives off the beaten path. Expect plenty of laughs and ideas you’ll want to steal—because great marketing shows up where you least expect it. Listen now on y...

Cracker Barrel’s attempt to modernize its iconic logo sparked major backlash—but why? Let’s go back and dive into the fascinating backstory of the brand’s 1969 origins and the real man behind the legend: “Uncle Herschel.” We cover: The REAL Uncle Herschel The 2025 rebrand that removed the beloved Old Timer image—and the swift public outcry What this branding rollercoaster teaches us about keeping...

What happens when you switch from T-Mobile to Cricket Wireless? According to Paula… pain, chaos, and a masterclass in how not to do customer service. 🥴 But this isn’t just a rant about dropped calls and long hold times. We take it bigger into why customer service matters more than ever, and how it ties into the shift from the old-school sales funnel to the modern flywheel approach in marketing. I...

Nope, this isn’t a wildlife documentary—it’s a marketing wake-up call. 🌈 🦏 What are some of the wildest (and smartest) campaigns or selling points out there including the unforgettable “Save the Chubby Unicorns” by the San Diego Zoo. Why? Because doing what everyone else is doing is the fastest way to disappear into the noise. Let’s chat about…Why quirky, unexpected campaigns actually stick. The...

Forget everything you know about baseball...because the Savannah Bananas turned the whole game into a circus of marketing brilliance (and yes, it worked). This team didn’t just change the rules of baseball, they rewrote the marketing playbook for every business. In this episode of Royally Unhinged, we cover: • Why chaos is their strategy (and why it works) • How creating an experience matters more...

Because one flavor wasn’t enough. We’re back with House of Colour expert, Holly Bernatz, diving deeper into color analysis, style, and how understanding your undertones can change not just your wardrobe—but your brand.👑 Spoiler: Black eyeliner might not be your best friend.🎩 Branding starts with YOU. Let’s make sure your vibe matches your vision. Listen & watch now on your favorite platform:...

Picture it: a fancy hotel. Zero AC. A heatwave. And a front desk response that made us wonder if customer service died with the minibar. What went down? What should’ve gone very differently? And why empathy matters more than ever when you’re running a business? Grab a fan, a cold drink, and your customer service handbook. You’re gonna need ’em. Episode sponsored by Cottage Grove Area Chamber of Co...

What’s Your Flavor? We’re talking color palettes–not cupcake flavors... (Or are we?) We are bringing in a fantasic collaborator, Holly Bernatz from House of Colour to spill the color tea . Looking at: •The power of color and style analysis •How knowing your season can change your closet and your brand Whether you’re a business owner, a content creator, or just sick of saying “I have nothing to wea...

Grab your monocles folks! We are dise ting business cards 🧐Whether it’s updating your headshots, trying out new apps, or finding innovative ways to connect, we’ve got you covered. Back in the Victorian era, calling cards were the ultimate flex. Today? Most feel they’re overpriced paper rectangles that end up in your junk drawer. Consider this your unofficial guide to showing up and standing out!...

Hello, my name is… uh…Whether you’re at a networking event, a conference, or awkwardly hovering by the cheese tray at a mixer, your nametag is saying a lot before you ever open your mouth. In this episode, we break down the art (and crimes) of nametag etiquette. From oversized bios to “mysterious initials only” to where exactly to stick that thing… we’ve seen it all. 😅Whether you’re a networking...

Let’s take a tour through the shiny new world of Meta AI Ads…and let’s just say, the algorithm has plans for your budget. From promises of effortless leads to the “just trust us” pitch that sounds a lot like every infomercial ever, we’re breaking down:• How Meta is everywhere right now• “Smart campaigns” and they might be designed to make you spend (sometimes without realizing it)• What happens wh...

We’re peeling back the sparkly curtain on awards, accolades, and all the shiny titles everyone seems to be collecting lately. From “award-winning podcasts” to “bestselling authors,” what actually makes a title legit and what’s just clever marketing? (Spoiler: Sometimes the line may be blurrier than you’d think.) Episode sponsored by the Cottage Grove Area Chamber of Commerce & Women in Busines...

Do the hustle… the “Jolly Rancher Hustle.” What would it take to sell a Jolly Rancher for $100? Let’s look at the viral experiment from Duke University where it was something else besides candy that not closed the deal. We’re talking about how people really buy (hint: it’s not just logic).Whether you’re selling services, products, or your next big idea, this one’s got some sweet insight 🍬 This ep...

Hashtags: love ’em, hate ‘em, or stuck somewhere in #marketinglimbo? We go off on the hashtag rabbit hole…what works, what doesn’t, and why some just make us want to delete the internet. 🫠We talk benefits, demises, cringe moments, and how to use hashtags without looking like a try-hard. Whether you’re tagging for visibility or accidentally typing #blessedwrong, this one’s for you. Let’s unpack th...

Is it the World's Worst ______? Or Best? We started with a billboard... and spiraled from there. What is AEO and why the words you use to describe your business matter way more than you think. Spoiler: “High Quality Products” means absolutely nothing? We’re breaking down why vague buzzwords aren’t doing you any favors, how search engines actually read your content, and why your website should...

Is artificial intelligence the future of mental health support... or just a really confident robot with Wi-Fi? We dive into the wild world of AI-generated content, fake faces, and the very real ethical questions around using AI as a stand-in for professional counseling. It’s weird, it’s unhinged, and you’ll probably laugh and think too hard. Real talk. Fake faces. Unfiltered. Listen or watch now:...

What do you do when you work a 9-to-5, run a family, and still have a burning desire to build something of your own? You stain it. You paint it. And you make it happen. We sit down with Amber Bisek, owner of Board & Brush Woodbury, to talk about the power of passion, persistence, and paint. She walks us through how she bought into a creative studio franchise, built a loyal following, and manag...

We’re serving up the ultimate… “mind concept”? You betcha! A story of awkward tension and scheming to destroy the competition, to a full-blown friendship of long days at the coffee house. It’s trusting that there really is enough to go around (and yes, we’re talking about business… not just mashed potatoes).🎧 Listen or watch now:Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6oFcqQdcAjmvVazynOpeMDApple P...

What happens when you bring Mr. Woodbury himself onto Royally Unhinged? You get stories, strategy, and a part 2! We sit down with Tim Voit, a master networker, connector, and the guy who somehow knows everyone. From building authentic relationships to actually showing up in your community, Tim breaks down what networking really looks like when it’s done right. 🎧 Watch, listen, and prepare to take...

What’s the secret sauce to scaling your business without feeling like you’re drowning? Spoiler: It’s called The 5 Ones—a business strategy that’s all about getting laser-focused on just ONE audience, ONE offer, ONE conversion method, ONE traffic source, and ONE year. Why doing less can actually lead to more How The 5 Ones can help you simplify, scale, and stop spinning your wheels 🎧 Listen now: S...

Video Marketing. Do you actually need it, or is it just another shiny object? Royally Unhinged is UNSCRIPTED with Matthew Deery from Added Element. In this episode, we dive into the real questions around video marketing We break it down with Sir Matthew and figure out if video is the right fit for your brand and how to leverage it meaningfully if you choose to dive in because VIDEO IS NOT ALWAYS T...

Ever feel like you’re doing two full-time jobs—but only getting credit for one? Kicking things off with a totally unplanned rant about Kwik Trip (because, obviously), and then dive headfirst into the very real, very frustrating uneven playing field women still face in business and at home. It’s spicy, it’s honest, and it’s probably going to hit a little too close to home. 🎧 Listen now: Spotify: h...

She’s taking over Green Bay for Draft Week—so naturally, we had to get her Unhinged first. On an UNSCRIPTED and out in the wild episode, Brie from That Girl Brie (yes, the queen of cheese boards and custom beer cheddar magic) joins us for a special episode of Royally Unhinged – Unscripted just in time for the football frenzy at Lambeau! We talk cheese. We talk business. We talk what it takes to tu...

We need to talk about the “expert” epidemic. In a world where anyone can slap “expert” on a LinkedIn bio or Instagram post, what does that word actually mean? In this episode of Royally Unhinged, we dive into what makes someone truly an expert—and what definitely doesn’t. We looked up the definitions (yes, Oxford and Webster), but we’ve also seen the chaos on social media where everyone has “the s...