Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

Another adorable song ruined by ghosts Approachability: 6/10 ( Super fun Haunted House/Person story; lots of jumps and creepy specters) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy faces/specters Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instag...

Welp! Let's relive some recent memories. Approachability: 8/10 ( Pandemic Thriller; not really horror, but still unsettling ) Content Warnings: Pandemic/Quarantine; Child death; Brain surgery Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Ins...

No, not *that* PREY. Nope, not that one either. Approachability: 5/10 ( Jump scares and CGI gore; but mostly pretty light/silly ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Animal death; Child death Next Week’s Film  Jan 18 Live Stream at Patreon RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bl...

Always keep your promises Approachability: 9/10 ( Cinematic classic; elegantly haunting, but not bloody or scary ) Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Blood/violence; Suicide Next Week’s Film  Jan 18 Live Stream at Patreon RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letter...

Tell me what's on your mind. Special Guest: Robin Virginie Approachability: 4/10 ( Very splattery/gory sci-fi thriller ) Content Warnings: Blood/Splatter; Suicide Join the Random Horror 9 Patreon (fun things even for free membership levels!) Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin YouTube,...

But when do they kiss? Approachability: 8/10 (Prime-time TV-level horror) Content Warnings: Blood; Jump scares; Suicide; Demonic imagery; Cannibalism; Sexual Assault Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We...

Show me the Carfax Abbey Special Guest: Symphony Sanders  Approachability: 10/10 (Very G-rated by today's standards; but classic spooks and scares) Content Warnings: General spookiness Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram:...

"Sushi Noh" (2024); "Hedgehog in the Fog" (1975); "Storytime" (2024); "No Through Road" (2009); "Possibly in Michigan" (1983) Approachability: 2 or 9/10 (Hedgehog & Michigan - very approachable if you're horror-squeamish; The others - not as much) Content Warnings: Blood/gore/violence; Jump scares; Vomit; Creepy faces/figures; Home invasion Dec 14 Live Stream on Patreon at 3pm: SILENT NIGHT, DEADL...

🎵 D-E-L-T-O-R-O / Who loves ghosts? It's Guillermo 🎵 Approachability: 8/10 (Lots of blood, but the ghosts are good, if that makes sense) Content Warnings: Blood/Violence; Child death; Child abuse; Creepy imagery Dec 13 Bonus Episode: Horror Shorts. Watch them here.  Dec 14 Live Stream on Patreon at 3pm: SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984) Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cr...

Judge *some* books by their covers. Approachability: 2/10 ( Envelope-pushing (and mostly funny) gore-fest ) Content Warnings: Physically violent Sexual Assault; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorro...

You love this episode? That's 150,000 lira. Approachability: 6/10 ( Sexy and gory dark comedy ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Ableist Caricature; Mass shooting; Mention of Sexual Assault; Mention of Suicide Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Le...

Hon, I think this soup's gone bad. Approachability: 7/10 ( Surreal; trippy. Not scary but some gross bits ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Body horror; Graphic animal death Patreon Live Stream Sat Nov 23 @ 3pm: GONJIAM: HAUNTED ASYLUM Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 P...

Gills Gone Wild Approachability: 2/10 ( Super gory; super silly; Super-filled with boobies ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Jump scares; Sexual exploitation Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorro...

Be a doll and fetch me that murder victim. Approachability: 4/10 ( Bloody and stylized giallo w a really freaky doll ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Graphic animal harm; Scary doll; Homophobic tropes Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterbox...

"Slut" (2019); "Home Invasion Help" (2021); "There's a Man in the Woods" (2014); "Tea Time" (2009); "Too Many Cooks" (2014) Approachability: 6/10 ( Broadly approachable shorts ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Creepy imagery; Home invasion Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror...

If you gotta start over, 1960s Malibu in Rock Hudson's body is the way to go Approachability: 9/10 ( Leans more into tension/thriller than scares/gore ) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Up-close surgery; Depression Watch these Horror Shorts for this week's Halloween bonus episode Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to N...

Such typical Gemini behavior Approachability: 3/10 ( Not super graphic but lots of jump scares & creep-factor ) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Suicide; Blood/gore; Strong racist Imagery Next Week’s Film  Live Stream Oct 26 @ 3pm: Discussion of HELL HOUSE LLC (2015) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Ran...

You see dead people? I see Toni Collette, and only Toni Collette. Approachability: 8/10 ( Tense scary, not gory; very emotional ) Content Warnings: Suicide; Home invasion; Bullying; Jump scares Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & I...

A Hard(core) Day's Night Approachability: 8/10 ( Wild-ass indie grindhouse musical ) Content Warnings: Violent sexual assault; Sex trafficking; Strobe effects; Shaky cam Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9...

Sometimes you just have to let things go. Approachability: 9/10 ( Classic, tightly-wound thriller ) Content Warnings: Drugging; Kidnapping; Claustrophobia Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of...

"Spaceballs" would have been an acceptable title, too Approachability: 6/10 ( Very campy; low budget fun ) Content Warnings: Jumpscares; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night...

Girls just wanna have fun Special Guest: Janina Matthewson  Approachability: 5/10 ( Very intense, but a subtle, slowburn art-house horror ) Content Warnings: Infant death; Animal death; Child abuse; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film  Livestream Sept 21 @ 1pm: SILENT HILL (2006) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Bald...

"Home" (S4E2) and "The Post Modern Prometheus" (S5E5) Approachability: 7/10 ( Prime-time TV-level horror ) Content Warnings: Infant death; Blood/gore; Body horror Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are...

Possible prequel to the animated Trolls franchise? Approachability: 7/10 ( Super fun, and intense, movie about… you guessed it! ) Content Warnings: Found footage shaky-cam; Animal Death; Gore/Body fluids Friday the 13th bonus episode! We'll talk about The X-Files: S4E2 "Home" and S5E5 "The Post-Modern Prometheus" Coming this Friday! Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor &...

This house needs a full gut reno Approachability: 7/10 ( Gut-wrenching personal drama wrapped in elegant ghost story ) Content Warnings: Suicide; Dissociation; Family Trauma; Haunted house creepiness Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterbox...