Not Aspirational with Hannah Aaron Brown

This week, Hannah announces her BRAND NEW candle collab with Wax Cabin called "Hot Girl Holiday", reveals a handful of other things she's VERY excited about (spoiler alert: at least one of them involves Ben Affleck), and revels in her newfound b*tchiness (aka firm boundaries). She also weighs in on Disney Cool Girls vs. Disney Adults, Sofia Franklyn's new book, and Bug Hall's tragique attempt at c...

This week, Hannah recaps her flopiana Halloween in which a couples costume rapidly became a solo costume, manifests a blue wave, and discusses the highly anticipated uncanny-valley RHONY offshoot:  The Golden Life . She unpacks the hilariously unchanged dynamics between the women, celebrates her hot girl bunion sister in the cast, and reveals some SHOCKING truths about where she actually might agr...

IT'S A NOT ASPIRATIONAL HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR! This week, Hannah is joined by her college bestie, fellow scary movie lover, and viral internet sensation Becky Habersberger for the spookiest episode of the year! The gals dish on their favorite nostalgic memories from the ISU vault, celebrate their new hyperfixation with Mike Flanagan's Carrie, and share the scary rewatches that give them equal par...

This week, Hannah is feeling warm, fuzzy, and more freakish than ever. She tells the unhinged tale of a recent squirrel attack, shares a THRILLING cosmetic update that might finally make all her hot girl fashion dreams come true (spoiler alert: it's unsexy and has to do with feet), and recaps her shockingly mature anniversary weekend. Finally, (for literally no reason), she reveals some intrusive,...

This week Hannah is joined by friends of the pod and hosts of the hit history podcast Right Answers Mostly, Tess Bellomo and Claire Donald, and as per usual, the girlies have a lot to say! They dish on Ben Affleck's love life, weigh in on Christy Carlson Romano going full menace mode while promoting her new book, and settle the great iced coffee in interviews internet debate once and for all. They...

This week, Hannah is doing her best to use her three years of Hot Girl Anthropology learnings to help you step up your fall fashion! She shares her favorite can't-miss fashion creators, the style book that quite literally changed her life, her fave budget-friendly stores to shop, and the fall trends actually worth investing in, all with convenient tips and tricks to help you cultivate your style w...

This week against her better judgment, Hannah reveals her less-than-savory thoughts on Taylor Swift's The Life of a Showgirl: The Encore, but first, she recounts the harrowing tale of yet ANOTHER brush with public diarrhea, delivers a conflict-related therapy unlock that will change your life, and shares her honest (and hornty!!!) review of The Love Hypothesis movie adaptation. Charli fans, enjoy...

HAPPY NOT ASPIRATIONAL WEDNESDAY, CUTIES! In this week's episode, Hannah recaps her shockingly life-changing trip to Orlando, tells the harrowing tale of her recent bowling excursion, and gives some confusing but hopefully helpful advice on how to push through hard days. Honestly, she's not sure wtf she said, so either you're welcome or sorry in advance!

HAPPY WELLNESS CHECK WEDNESDAY! This week, Hannah is answering your burning listener questions and (as per usual) she's not holding back. She tackles work burnout, the hot girl art of making friends in your thirties, and delivers her no holds barred advice on how to actually enjoy your wedding (even if it means letting people talk sh*t!). She also dishes on Practical Magic 2, shares the new phrase...

This week Hannah is hungover and joined by equally hungover friend of the pod, reality TV producer, and host of the hit pop culture podcast Fixing Famous People, Chris Derosa, and unfortunately for their teams but fortunately for y'all, neither of them are holding back! Fresh off a regrettable bottle (or two) of wine, they dish on Hannah's new reality TV obsession Earle Meets World, take zero pris...

It's officially first semester energy, and Hannah is tackling it like a college kid doing their first keg stand of the school year. This week, she shares all her hot girl non-negotiables heading into fall, from the two-minute hack that will make you feel hotter at the gym, to tangible ways to streamline your work week and make it (almost) crashout proof. In true Not Aspirational fashion, she also...

This week, Hannah is fighting the LA heatwave and coping with Dolly Parton-induced grief the only way she knows how: talking sh*t. She marvels at a recent encounter with a shockingly unfriendly Trader Joe's employee, dishes on Belmont Cameli's new Starbucks commercial, delivers shockingly wise tips on how to nail a networking event, and introduces the easy at-home self-care hack you never knew you...

Hannah is back, solo and unfiltered as ever! This week, she shares behind-the-scenes scoop from the FYC Summer House Panel (and it's juicy), weighs in on Bethenny Frankel's cheug-tastic Supermodel Cafe, and makes a completely unapologetic case for why Jon Bernthal taboo romance edits are the fantasy she never knew she needed. Grab your emotional support beverage, get cozy, and prepare to feel seen...

This week, Hannah is solo and (a shock to no one), revealing far too much. From her unbridled lust for Joe Jonas in a cowboy hat to a humiliating tale from childhood, not to mention her continued annoyance with Taylor Swift, Hannah is coming in overheated and chaotic as ever. Come for the embarrassing stories, stay for the lols.   Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner on ShopMy Follow Hannah on Instagram,...

This week, Hannah is joined by friend of the pod Troy McEady for a good ole' fashioned pop culture trauma dump! They dive into the nichest corners of Troy's TikTok algorithm, celebrate hot girl icon Gina Gershon, and bond over their mutual obsession (pun very much intended) with the horror film renaissance taking Hollywood by storm. They also share their unfiltered thoughts on the Hulu house of ho...

Mercury in retrograde is OVER and Hannah is coming at you older, hotter, and wiser than ever! She recaps her epically unhinged birthday weekend (including the surprisingly niche movie that came to mind in a champagne-induced haze), therapizes herself (and hopefully listeners!) with fresh insights from friend of the pod Dr. JD Barton and the ever present Dr. Dr., tells the riveting tale of the time...

HAPPY LEO SZN, HOT GIRLS! Hannah's birthday is around the corner and she's taking the opportunity to reflect on everything she's learned up until now (heavy on the people pleasing recovery). She shares her birthday plans, her hard-earned glow-up tips, the secret to becoming the happiest version of yourself, and naturally doesn't miss the opportunity to compare Matty Healy and Taylor Swift's weddin...

Hannah has returned from her travels as a husk of her former self, and lucky for you, she doesn't have the energy to hold back. She shares her unfiltered takes on Taylor Swift's wedding, defends Hilary Duff's new Bath & Body Works ad, and delivers a brand new hot girl mindset shift courtesy of Dr. Dr. that might just change your life. Money can't buy you class, but it CAN buy you therapy, and isn'...

This week, Hannah is answering all your burning questions, and she's not holding back (I mean, duh). She shares her favorite hot girl summer recipes, gives a pep talk for anyone navigating the job market, and dives into how she finds the motivation to stay on her wellness BS when she'd rather couch rot and watch 12 consecutive hours of Love Island. ENJOY! Low Cal Frozen Smores Recipe  Shop Hannah'...

Mercury is officially in retrograde, Hannah is more unhinged than ever and tbh, it shows! This week, she recaps the explosively chaotic last few episodes of Love Island, shares highlights from her recent Palm Springs trip including the hotel pool of her dreams, and spirals into a full-blown Fourth of July outfit crisis while (a shock to no one) oversharing every step of the way. Grab your emotiona...

It's Vodka Cran Summer baby — sexy, chaotic, and Gabrielle Solis coded! This week, Hannah recounts her recent hungover (and wildly unhinged) trip to the farmer's market, shouts out her favorite celebrity couples of the moment, shares her number one hot girl scent of the summer, and makes a totally unsurprising pod announcement that you probably absolutely saw coming. Put on your weighted vest, cue...

Hannah is back and hanging by a thread to wrap up Summer House Season 10 and naturally, she has feelings. This week, she unpacks her annual summer meltdown, shares her hot girl guide to making the most of your summer (triggering season or not!), and introduces her newest completely irrational phobia: Amphiumas. Grab your emotional support sunscreen, crack a Loverboy, and settle in. We're closing o...

Hannah's recapping part three of the highly anticipated Summer House Reunion and she is TIRED. She dishes on her hyper-wholesome recent trip to Chicago, offers her unexpected theory on how to really stick it to West and Amanda, and shares some exclusive behind-the-scenes tea from a Super Bowl Sunday encounter with West that just might shock you. Need a place to channel all your Summer House Reunio...

It's time to discuss part two of the Summer House reunion, and this week, Hannah isn't doing it alone. To help make sense of the chaos, she's summoned the host of The Hidden History of Magick podcast and intuitive medium Erin Bagwell to get a little witchy and bitchy! Erin shares channeled messages for the summer ahead (buckle up), pulls tarot to answer the Bravo fandom's most burning questions, a...

This week, Hannah opens with the harrowing tale of her recent food poisoning before diving into the reunion on everybody's lips: Summer House. She also shares her unfiltered thoughts on the finale, weighs in on the premiere episode of  In the City , dedicates a frankly generous amount of time to dragging W*st and Am*nda, and fully channels her Leo sister Lindsay Hubbard in ways that may or may not...