My Wife's Smutty Books

SPOILERS AHEAD: The vacuum might have been a little overkill. Emily and Lucas discuss Bryce's badassery in defeating, perhaps, the number one alphahole in Sarah J. Maas's House of Earth and Blood, part of the Crescent City series.

SPOLIERS AHEAD: Who done it? Emily and Lucas dive in to Sarah J. Maas's first Crescent City book, a House of Earth and Blood.

SPOILERS AHEAD: Nesta finally goes from your least favorite character to your all-time favorite. Lucas and Emily finish discussing Sarah J. Maas's A Court of Silver Flames.

SPOILERS AHEAD: Bitch in the streets. Freak in the sheets. Emily and Lucas discuss their favorite himbo book boyfriend in Sarah J. Maas's A Court of Silver Flames.

SPOILERS AHEAD: It's the Christmas (or Solstice?) special! Lucas and Emily take a quick tour through Sarah J. Maas's Court of Frost and Starlight on their way to Silver Flame.

Spoilers ahead: And so, we shall go to war! Lucas and Emily talk about arguably the best ACOTAR book, Sarah J. Maas's A Court of Wings and Ruin.

SPOILERS AHEAD: What exactly does a mating bond smell like? Does Lucas finally come around on our favorite High Lord? Lucas and Emily discuss the back half of Sarah J. Maas's A Court of Mist and Fury.

SPOILERS AHEAD: F.U. Tamlin! Emily and Lucas parse through Feyre's trauma and discuss the first half of Sarah J. Maas's A Court of Mist and Fury.

SPOILERS AHEAD: It's finally here! Emily and Lucas discuss everyone's favorite illiterate wannabe artist in Sarah J. Maas's ACOTAR.

SPOILERS AHEAD: After a dreary detour through Alchemised, Emily and Lucas get back on track, reading about the steamy, steamy romance between everyone's favorite gay Greeks. Emily and Lucas read Katee Robert's Wicked Beautry.

SPOILERS AHEAD: We finally get one funny moment! If only that could make up for the 800 other depressing pages we read. Emily and Lucas discuss SenLinYu's excellent book, Alchemised.

SPOILERS AHEAD: We read the most depressing Harry Potter fan fic ever. Emily and Lucas discuss the first half of SenLinYu's Alchemised.

SPOILERS AHEAD: Cupid's arrow hits Lucas, and he finally finds himself liking an MMC. Emily and Lucas discuss Katee Robert's Electric Idol.

SPOILERS AHEAD: She may have maxed out her strength and constitution stats, but her wisdom and intelligence are severely lacking. Emily and Lucas discuss Penn Cole's Heat of the Everflame.

SPOILERS AHEAD: Emily pops Lucas's Katee Robert cherry by starting his long journey through the story of modern-day Olympus. Emily and Lucas discuss Neon Gods.

SPOILERS AHEAD: Will Queen Diem pick the mailman boyfriend or the sexy shadow daddy switch (and why are we even asking this question)? Emily and Lucas discuss Penn Cole's Glow of the Everflame.

SPOILERS AHEAD: She may not be the smartest FMC in the bunch, but her story still hooked us. Emily and Lucas discuss Penn Cole's Spark of the Everflame.

SPOILERS AHEAD: So, your girlfriend's feral. There's only one logical solution to this problem. Emily and Lucas discuss Sarah A. Parker's The Ballad of Falling Dragons.

SPOILERS AHEAD: Moonplumes and Moltenmaws and Sabersythes, OH MY! Emily and Lucas discuss Sarah A. Parker's When the Moon Hatched.

SPOILERS AHEAD: Someone call romantsy HR; the Prince of Deception has arrived. Emily and Lucas discuss Jenny Hickman's sequel, A Cursed Heart.

SPOILERS AHEAD: Emily and Lucas discuss Jenny Hickman's romantasy book "A Cursed Kiss," overcoming magical racism, protagonists' general need for therapy, and a crypt full of women.