Media Monarchy

Luigi pleads guilty, mages with bacteriophages and Swans song + this day in history w/the remains of John The Baptist and our song of the day by Why Bother? on your #MorningMonarchy for August 20, 2026.

Revisiting mandates, beefing up your life and growing data centers in dead farms + this day in history w/wheat bread over white and our song of the day by Texas Headhunters on your #MorningMonarchy for August 19, 2026.

Clown jewels, threatening comments and destroying cameras + this day in history w/lone wolf errorism and our song of the day by Lukas Lion on your #MorningMonarchy for August 18, 2026.

Political ads, red coats and birther tourism + this day in history w/homegrown errorism and our song of the day by The Linda Lindas on your #MorningMonarchy for August 17, 2026.

Absolute cowards, bad husbands and dirty thirties + this day in history w/Squeaky sprung and our song of the day by Cheekface on your #MorningMonarchy for August 7, 2026.

The Ceuta psyop backfires spectacularly; USrael scalps the ICC’s chief prosecutor; and activist arrested for wiping phone at border.

The Ceuta psyop backfires spectacularly; USrael scalps the ICC’s chief prosecutor; and activist arrested for wiping phone at border.

Skinny petals, real occult demonic vibes and two kids with second cousins + this day in history w/Mayberry Obamacare and our song of the day by David Keenan on your #MorningMonarchy for August 6, 2026.

Supermassive monster, forest fire lemonade and friable plasma layer + this day in history w/food bank robbery and our song of the day by Luke Nickle on your #MorningMonarchy for August 5, 2026.

Grid collapses, prediction markets and rocket customers + this day in history w/Truther Talk and our song of the day by The Nation Of Iran on your #MorningMonarchy for August 4, 2026.

Dinger quotas, canceled strikes and nothing crueller + this day in history w/90 days at most and our song of the day by Sheri Moon Zombie on your #MorningMonarchy for August 3, 2026.

Nightcall, destroy everything you touch and runnin' down a dream + this day in history w/chemtrails over the History Channel and our song of the day by Patrick Fitzgerald on your #MorningMonarchy for July 31, 2026.

Complex hours, sick of it all and dark secrets + this day in history w/dozens busted for cheese pizza at Pentagram and our song of the day by Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies on your #MorningMonarchy for July 30, 2026.

Kratom lobby, America's best stadium food and a taste of home + this day in history w/Afghan war diaries and our song of the day by Bruce Kluger's MAGA Country on your #MorningMonarchy for July 29, 2026.

City managers, next level pinball and golf courses vs data centers + this day in history w/Tor created for spying and our song of the day by The Nation Of Iran on your #MorningMonarchy for July 28, 2026.

120 minutes, future hall of famers and full moon fever + this day in history w/noted news anchor died and our song of the day by Gil Scott-Heron on your #MorningMonarchy for July 24, 2026.

Flock vigilante summer is in full swing; Britain braces for Albiston Shadow; and the BBC loses licensees in record numbers.

Flock vigilante summer is in full swing; Britain braces for Albiston Shadow; and the BBC loses licensees in record numbers.

Jimothy, stranger danger and the return of the trans vegan terror cult serial killers + this day in history w/the gunboat at ground zero and our song of the day by Tom Lehrer on your #MorningMonarchy for July 23, 2026.

Ballot buffet, SNAP decisions and safety grilling + this day in history w/food bubbles and our song of the day by The Derby-Hatville on your #MorningMonarchy for July 22, 2026.

Non-disclosure agreement amendments, Morgantown man and 2% hack + this day in history w/connecting Hillary to Lucifer and our song of the day by Marlon Craft on your #MorningMonarchy for July 21, 2026.

Chuck doomer, intelligence failures and not merging militaries + this day in history w/troop surges and our song of the day by Downtown Boys on your #MorningMonarchy for July 20, 2026.

Your cover's blown, sandy bottoms and no law at all + this day in history w/viral pandemic survival shows and our song of the day by Massive Attack x Mos Def on your #MorningMonarchy for July 17, 2026.

Hello hell, absurd copyright and order without law + this day in history w/VP Biden won't stop Israel attack on Iran and our song of the day by Dr. Phoxotic on your #MorningMonarchy for July 10, 2026.

NATO racketeers descend on Ankara; the Tyler Robinson spectacle captivates America; and anti-aging biohacker gets incurable disease.