Married and Opinionated

Tennessee representative Tim Burchett basically admits to aliens and we want to know what he thinks would keep us up at night. And Artemis II: are they really by the moon, collecting data with their eyes and iphones? Or are they still somewhere on this side of the Van Allen belt? We reminisce of Easters past before moving on to what may be the biggest alien news since the Tic Tac video. Want to re...

Have you ever wanted to be on a reality TV show or had an idea for your own? Have you eaten green tea Kit Kats or had a kimchi burger at McDonald's? We discuss reality tv, ethnic foods, and share travel stories that you won't want to miss in this weeks episode. Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionatedpodcast@gmail.com Check us out on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@marriedandopinionate...

If you are Gen X or a Xennial, you probably have fond memories of playing outside for hours on your own. But if your kids do the same thing, you just may add fond memories of jail. Luckily one state has unanimously voted to end the current insane supervision requirements that keep parents stressed and children anxious by passing the Let Kids be Kids Act in a miraculous bipartisan show of support....

What do you get when an oncologist, professional football owner, and McDonald's manager walk into a bar? Well, I don't know if a bar was an involved, but the answer is millions of lives positively impacted when they need it the most, including your favorite podcast host: Matt. We want to thank Podcasthon for inviting us to participate in this year's fundraising event and Ronald McDonald House for...

Does writing a list get you excited? You've got nothing on Sarah! Learn in this episode how writing a list on good old fashioned pen and paper may help keep your brain healthy and you independent. Then keep listening to learn the conspiracy on why cursive stopped being taught in schools, compare your college stories with Sarah's, and be entertained by a little 20/20 investigator interrogation reca...

We hear the Epstein Files are so much worse than we ever imagined but you'd never guess what's in them or the latest conspiracy on Jeffrey Epstein. The government is pushing alien disclosure and changes in VA ratings...to distract from those files? The Middle East is starting, or continuing, war yet again. And did YOU know the Olympics are going on?!?! Become just as confused as us on this week's...

Americans have finally come together to agree on ONE thing: We hate Ring cameras spying on us. But why can those cameras find lost dogs but not Bigfoot or aliens? And just how far off grid do you have to go to avoid life on camera...? Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionatedpodcast@gmail.com Check us out on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@marriedandopinionatedpodcast?si=hm_V8Tm2BRr2d3P...

Sarah fell asleep and almost missed this episode but we pulled it together with this random conversation about kids, junk drawers, long marriages, the differences in men and women, and self defense. There promises to be something for everyone! Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionatedpodcast@gmail.com Check us out on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@marriedandopinionatedpodcast?si=hm_V8T...

WHY was there no way to watch the Super Bowl free this year?!?! (Apology to ABC Sports, you host NEXT year...but still do better!) Speaking of sports, Sarah reminisces high school track, Matt fumes about commercial martial art schools, and we discuss how much yoga reminds us of the Kama Sutra. After you get hot and sweaty from the sport/nonsport of your choice, wash yourself off with some...condom...

Humans love social media, so why wouldn't AI agents? Turns out, they do! This week Moltbook became a place for AI agents to socialize, create new languages, start their own religions, and create plans to, in the words of Bender, "kill all humans". Also join us in some banter about farts and teens, because we need something purely human in our lives. Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopini...

Join us Snowmageddon 2026 as we Cook Like Its COVID, give free marketing to the Facebook ads that are driving Sarah crazy (Halo Hair, Dr Squatch, My Boom Boom Booty), and discuss the posts that suggest Facebook thinks Matt is a (animal) murderer. Also dive into Crunchy Mommies and discover if YOU are Crunchy, Scrunchy, or Silky. Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionatedpodcast@gmail.c...

Matt and Sarah talk about going to Adult Show and Tell where Matt showed off his training sword and bo shuriken (check it out on YouTube!). Then we compare self defense items (pepper spray, bear spray, tasers, multi-tools) and discuss tips to protect yourself if you find yourself in threatening situations. Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionatedpodcast@gmail.com Check us out on YouT...

Have questions on the new food pyramid? We discuss why many other dietitians don't like it and why they are wrong. We also go into the good and bad of studies and weight loss in general. Finally...Sarah was injured this week by Matt's prowess in one special area! Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionatedpodcast@gmail.com Check us out on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@marriedandopiniona...

Matt has been getting posts on his Facebook feed that he just can't keep quiet about any longer. He attempts to explain the Department of Natural Resources conservation strategy in ways sure to offend. But the real apex predators are the hosts of the show, who talk about killing off some escargot and cheeses from Australia, Spain, and Ireland. Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionated...

Get a quick, undetailed history of New Years Resolutions followed by some fun facts and tips you won't get anywhere else on how you can guarantee to keep your resolutions this year! Also included this episode: a review of our visit to the Smoky Mountains, including what we hated most about Gatlinburg, cheating death on a residential road, and Matt seeing a family of bears up close and personal. Wa...

Christmas: 2 weeks of debauchery or a holy celebration? Learn why the Puritans outlawed Christmas, what drives us crazy about Black Friday, and more on this holiday special of Married and Opinionated. Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionatedpodcast@gmail.com Check us out on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@marriedandopinionatedpodcast?si=hm_V8Tm2BRr2d3Pd Join us on Facebook for more fun...

The same Urgent Care that once tried to kill Matt questions our choice not to go to the ER (spoiler alert...nothing was an emergency). We talk healthcare in general and vaccines specifically. And good old social media is listening to us again. Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionatedpodcast@gmail.com Check us out on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@marriedandopinionatedpodcast?si=hm_V8T...

What do we have in common with Joe Rogan? You'll have to listen to find out... Plus: Shout out to everyone who has made our first 6 months a big success. We review this year and talk about what's coming up this year. We hope you can forgive Sarah's cold. Note: No spiders were harmed in the making of this podcast, it got away while Sarah played wildlife photographer. Again, you'll have to listen to...

We have been doing date nights wrong and you probably are too. Matt and Sarah talk about the F*ck First method (Dan Savage; Vanessa and Xander) and why we should all change our date night schedules. Matt and Sarah talk about different methods of eating, including Cole Robinson's Snake Diet (brought up thanks to Matt's new mice breeding hobby) and meal prepping. Want to reach out? Contact us at mar...

1+1=11. Time acceleration: is it CERN or big tech? This year's teenage Christmas lists (yes, Ninja Creami and iPhone make the list). Matt's fantasy women. All this explained and more! Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionatedpodcast@gmail.com Check us out on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@marriedandopinionatedpodcast?si=hm_V8Tm2BRr2d3Pd Join us on Facebook for more fun throughout the w...

Do 50-year mortgages or 15-year auto loans make sense? You may be surprised to hear what Sarah thinks. We talk AI, alternative energy, and getting ready for something BIG in 2030...will it be the AI takeover or the end of planet Earth? Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionatedpodcast@gmail.com Check us out on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@marriedandopinionatedpodcast?si=hm_V8Tm2BRr2d3...

Sometimes life gets so busy you start losing connection with your significant other...but you don't have to. Besides, with Christmas now taking up 1/6 of the year, we should all be jolly all the time! And find out who (or what) Sarah and Matt want to be reincarnated as. Only in this episode of Married and Opinionated! Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionatedpodcast@gmail.com Check us...

Can you believe the government is STILL shut down?!?! Us neither. Matt shares some great ideas on how to keep Congress focused, Sarah rants about different prices for different people in stores, and we discuss just how much our digital world affect us. Shout out to Bill Clinton, James Patterson, and all of our international listeners. Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionatedpodcast@g...

What is going on in Washington DC?! And why has the news been so quiet? Let's get together and make some progress before the riots begin! Want to reach out? Contact us at marriedandopinionatedpodcast@gmail.com Check us out on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@marriedandopinionatedpodcast?si=hm_V8Tm2BRr2d3Pd Join us on Facebook for more fun throughout the week: https://www.facebook.com/share/19Yqc4FoR3...

SIX SEVEEEEN!!! Are you a member of Group Seven? If you have visited Spencer's for your anniversary needs, probably. If you drove to another town so you could get groceries at their Super Walmart, probably not. We invite you to feel old (or young) as we talk about Group Seven, the evolution of stores, drinking from water hoses, and our reliance on plastics. Want to reach out? Contact us at married...