Alpha Blokes Podcast

Comedian, lover of country footy and legend Tom Siegert joins us for a yarn. To kick it off, Tom tells us about his recent 7 week comedy stint and breaks down his act of "The Suburban Footballer" and how his love for country footy, the culture and having a laugh created the act. We cover a couple of wild stints this bloke has had in his life, including being an exchange student in Canada and havin...

The boys are back from Darwin to recap the best trip of their lives. From bull catching, hunting, slaying barra, chopper pub crawling and much much more, we cover the whole mission day by day and thank all of the legends who made it possible, followed by a bit of exciting news happening from the Alpha Blokes Stable, a couple of achievements to celebrate from our mates and a Madonna heavy edition o...

Bryze joins us around the table to listen to some belter yarns for the week. Bond cleans gone wrong, more lunchbox hustling and even a rogue story about a trumpet. Rip the lid off this week legends! The "More Of This" Father's Day Merch Drop is Live, 6PM AEST TONIGHT at alphablokes.com.au // Limited Stock, set your alarms and don't miss out. Got a yarn? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au - und...

Mate of the show and Australian Comedian Andrew Hamilton stopped in on his regional tour and bought his opener, Shad Wicka, in for a yarn as well. We discuss how the regional tour is going with the boys, before getting to know a bit about Shad, how he got in to standup and his podcast, 'Shad and Pete Save the World'. We discuss Hammo's fight at the Podcast Royale 2.0, the types of characters in so...

Recorded the day before the boys flew out to Darwin, Bryze joins us to discuss all things Territory. Previous yarns from up north, what they're excited about the most on the trip, Borradale nearly getting killed by a buffalo and all of the usual segments, including another epic instalment of Poo's Reviews that had us all nearly crying laughing. Enjoy trendsetters! The "More Of This" Father's Day M...

The boys will be knee deep in the last frontier as this releases as well as our fearless leader hitting 31 laps around the sun. A good mixed bag to bring home this weeks instalment of talkback. Enjoy legends! The "More Of This" Father's Day Merch Drop is Live, 6PM AEST this coming Tuesday the 26th of August at alphablokes.com.au // Limited Stock, set your alarms and don't miss out. Got a yarn? Ema...

Builder of raves, alcohol company mogul and deadset legend Danny Grant joins us for a catch up. Plenty has happened in the past 12 months since Danny was last on. We discuss the growth of his alcohol company, his mission to teach the younger generation how to build raves, why Aussie festivals are dying and what he believes the landscape of nightclubs will look like in the next five to ten years. W...

Big week at Alpha Blokes HQ this week as the Apprentice has officially been signed off! Plenty happening this week, including winning 50K Pokie Features, Boomstick Shopping and one of the best instalments of Poo's Reviews to date! The new chapter is locked in and we cannot wait. Enjoy your week legends and rip into it! Got a yarn? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au - under 2 minutes if you wan...

Shoutout to all the dough bangers, this ones a doozy. IS dating your ex's sibling a spiteful move? Would you rather a Koala take a nut or an Emu take your helmet? The answers to this and many more of life's hard mysteries all in our favourite time of the week, trendsetter talkback. Enjoy legends! Got a yarn? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au - under 2 minutes if you want a run on the show. Ev...

How long would you drive for a technically free dog? Uncle Poo has embarked on a 20 hour cross country road trip for a dog and somehow managed to score it for free and fills us in on some old dirt he's got on Quinn. Tommy continues to produce double yolkers as we discuss some pretty chill weekends, including golf, boomstick analysis and different types of aggressive birds. We dive deep into the DK...

Bit on in this one. Someone gets a little cranky from a call-in from a fellow mate of the show and the show goes off the rails! Good to hear some old school original poems again, as well as yarns about high tech public toilets, how the woo-woo can affect a date and the story how Poo had his first durry. Enjoy legends and have a fantastic week! Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visua...

Aussie battler and comedian Bretty Blake joins us for a catch up yarn. Being about a year since Bretty was on last, plenty has been happening in his world, including some award worthy performances at the Melbourne Comedy festival with his new hour "Little Turd", doing ads with Shaquille O'Neal, some hectic motocross and even participating in the newest upcoming season of Taskmaster. Bretty tells u...

A trendsetter has made the news... for a hectic reason. Borry is back from seven days in the pit and fires off a couple of ripper yarns to get us started after we check in on the Alpha Blokes Stable. We recap our night going Barra Fishing with Danny Grant and discuss our thoughts on Happy Gilmore 2. Weird Food Combos play a major part in cooking this week before we dive into the hottest topic that...

Borry is amped up! Few yarns from the UK this week that absolutely roll us as well as discussing old school Aussie TV you used to watch after school, line dancing and some mice plague yarns as well. Enjoy your week legends. Stay off ya thumbs. Brand new Flannies, Footy Shorts restock and BBQ rub restock is live TONIGHT, 6PM AEST at alphablokes.com.au // set your alarms and don't miss out. Ever wan...

Would you prefer a banana flavoured jelly bean or a wet dog flavoured one? Plenty to cover this week: Tom has become king of the flatty gods in Aggy, Borry has been rearranging his garden and wet dog flavoured jelly beans are getting a run. We discover Australia's smallest bar during Pub of the Week and have a bit of a siesta during the Cooking segment. Van chases, UNO on Vegas Tables and plenty o...

The Craig Hole is back, throwing grinding discs at your little brother and eating edibles during ten pin bowling: a wild episode of Talkback awaits for all you legends! Enjoy trendsetters. Got a yarn? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual ad-free episodes and all of our vlogs on our Patreon for only 5 bucks a week. Our vlog from the PBR Orig...

Alpha Blokes Hall of Famer, near and dear mate of the show, timber genius and all around great bloke Uncle Jacko joins us for a catch up. Since the last time Jacko was on, his goal was to be full time with his timber business, JAM Timber Co. He has since achieved this goal and runs us through his past hectic year of getting to that point, including the rise of his chopping board sales and creating...

Borry is home from another week in the pit and is making a fashion statement. Tommy gives us an update on the Man VS Mice battle. We tease a couple of new collab rubs that will be coming out together with Lanes during the Cooking segment, as well as discuss plenty of good cook ups that came from having a weekend home in Gladdy. The news gets hectic as we cover Mcgregors latest f*ck up and preview...

Another week of tackling the world's greatest problems as we hear from you weapons for talkback! We discuss sammiches, the economics of chicken salt and why it's essential to learn the recorder at school. Enjoy trendsetters, let's rip into this week! Got a yarn? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au - keep it under 2 minutes. Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual ad-free episode...

Plenty to recap this week! Tommy and Quinno recap a biblical weekend in Murwillumbah for the Two Flogs Live Show and Borry gives us an update on his garden. Tom's got an arctic mice problem and we continue to crack down on Big Brekky's in the cooking segment. Bees are saving the t*ts in this weeks news and we have a look at the wildest horse race in history before checking in on the Doghouse. Enjo...

The best time of the week is here! As we recorded Territory Day just happened and we here some live yarns from the antics up north, as well as discus sketchy painkillers and their effects, rolling durries with sweaty pubes and much more, she's a wild one. Enjoy trendsetters! Got a yarn? Keep it under 2 minutes and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out f...

Brothers Cam and Michael Hay, operators of Pulse Racing Thoroughbreds and Mustr Racing, join us for a yarn. We kick off with how the brothers entered the horse racing industry and their rise to owning syndication groups and why they're taking a more community orientated approach before discussing our journey together with acquiring Yabby Pump, including a bit more of the technical parts of the Pum...

Borry's back from his swing with one less pair of jocks, we're entering the professional rock skimming competition and on a mission to make brekkys big again. A wild catch up as we cover everything that's happened since we've seen each other last: our trip to the No Limit Card in Cairns, our UFC companion and plenty more before we kick off in the news with some bangers, including the wild rise of...

Time to kick another Tuesday in the freckle with the best time of the week and it's all happening: the amazing sh*t boy, pranking truckies and more epic yarns about Territory day. Enjoy legends and rip in to your week! The 2025 Winter Drop is live TONIGHT, 6PM at alphablokes.com.au - set your alarms and don't miss out. Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual ad-free episodes and al...

Tommy Gun, Uncle Poo, Captain Zaden and Father Perry combine to forge a biblical four to yarn around a fire at Red Rock, Byfield. We discuss our full two day mission at Five Rocks, including the Alpha Yabby Classic, campfire feeds, getting blind in a sandstorm, creating a hunting apprenticeship and way more. This one is an absolute treat, big plans for this crew to come for some local camping trip...